Khloe Kardashian has often joked that she's the “fat sister” and also lamented that she's known as the “fat sister.” At least back in the day. More recently, however, the reality star has been all about slimming down and getting into shape, anchoring a series that is literally all about one working on one's “revenge body.” Would we prefer it if Khloe and her sister embraced their curves and became role models for all the women out there who maybe weren't born as a Size 2? Absolutely. But that ain't happening. So, since Khloe has posted an article on her official app titled “5 Hacks to Look Thin AF in Photos,” we figured we'd pass along her supposedly helpful advice in order to benefit any reader who cares about it. Scroll down and take notes… 1. The New Khloe This is a photo of Khloe shortly before she announced her pregnancy. She wrote as a caption that she misses this body, which still looks very different than her old body. 2. The Old Khloe It’s true! This is a photo from February of 2014. Khloe looks great, but she also looks healthy and a little round. Nothing at all wrong with that! 3. Listen To Me, Dolls “You know I’ve never met a filter I didn’t like and I don’t hate on Photoshop, but there are even more stealth ways to look like you have a sick bod in pics,” wrote Khloeto open the self-help article we cited above. 4. Prepare Yourselves! Your life will never be the same after this, she sort of jokes: “My tips really work, too! Study up below and get ready for your Insta comments to blow the f-ck up, lol!” 5. Tip #1 Hide behidn your squad? Yes, really. Kardashian says that you can “literally halve yourself” by “strategically” getting close to your BFFs, which is both a hilarious piece of advice and definitely true, we guess. 6. Tip #2 Consider the angle. Have the photographer shoot from above, Khloe explains. She writes that you should only permit the person snapping the picture of you to shoot from this spot because it’s the “only flattering angle.” View Slideshow
In a new Instagram video, Blac Chyna appears to be crying out for help. Literally. The reality star and occasional sex tape participant shared the footage below this week, causing many followers to be both confused and concerned over her actions. And we can understand why. In the following video, Chyna remains silent, but the waterworks flow freely and clearly out of her eye sockets. She mouths along to the track “Fade Away” by Logic, which isn't exactly an uplifting single. Just consider a few of these lyrics from the song: This life, yeah, it done ate away, hard times never stayed away/But one thing I know day to day, I’mma do somethin' 'fore I fade away… Fade away, fade away/They gon’ know my name until it fade away. Why might Chyna be so sad at the moment? We're just a couple weeks removed from yet another sex tape scandal , as there's footage out there of Blac giving a blow job to an ex-lover named Mechie. That's gotta be pretty embarrassing for her. “Seems like the world is getting to her… gained the world, soul feeling lost,” one commenter wrote, while another fan added: “she a human just like the rest of us, she has feelings too.” It's true. And even though Chyna is now dating a virile 18-year old , she has been through A LOT over the past several months. Remember that whole revenge porn thing ? We can't blame Chyna if she's still struggling with that incident. Whatever is going on, we do send Blac our best. We never want to see any celebrity looking this depressed. Check out the following video to see what we mean:
In a new Instagram video, Blac Chyna appears to be crying out for help. Literally. The reality star and occasional sex tape participant shared the footage below this week, causing many followers to be both confused and concerned over her actions. And we can understand why. In the following video, Chyna remains silent, but the waterworks flow freely and clearly out of her eye sockets. She mouths along to the track “Fade Away” by Logic, which isn't exactly an uplifting single. Just consider a few of these lyrics from the song: This life, yeah, it done ate away, hard times never stayed away/But one thing I know day to day, I’mma do somethin' 'fore I fade away… Fade away, fade away/They gon’ know my name until it fade away. Why might Chyna be so sad at the moment? We're just a couple weeks removed from yet another sex tape scandal , as there's footage out there of Blac giving a blow job to an ex-lover named Mechie. That's gotta be pretty embarrassing for her. “Seems like the world is getting to her… gained the world, soul feeling lost,” one commenter wrote, while another fan added: “she a human just like the rest of us, she has feelings too.” It's true. And even though Chyna is now dating a virile 18-year old , she has been through A LOT over the past several months. Remember that whole revenge porn thing ? We can't blame Chyna if she's still struggling with that incident. Whatever is going on, we do send Blac our best. We never want to see any celebrity looking this depressed. Check out the following video to see what we mean:
Amanda Edwards/WireImage Common And Angela Rye Split It looks like Common and Angela Rye’s activist affection has come to a close. The rapper and the political analyst already had tongues wagging that they were no longer an item over the weekend when Common attended the Academy Awards without Angela on his arm. But to put all doubt aside, Angela confirmed to Page Six in a statement that she and Common are cooling things down in the romance department and demoting each other to the friend zone. “We have and will always be friends. He is an amazing human being, and I’m a much better person because he’s a part of my life. May we all keep loving and living.” Aww. Common hasn’t had the best luck in the love department over the years…hopefully he’ll find a lady he can stick with soon. WENN/WireImage
Image via Presley Ann/Patrick McMullan via Getty Audio From Rick Ross 911 Emergency Call Sh!t got real for Rick Ross last week after reports of his life-threatening condition were released. Rozay was said to be placed on life-support after being found unconscious inside his Miami home. Today, TMZ has unearthed the frantic 911 call that Ross’ friend made begging for emergency assistance. Scary stuff. Get well, Rozay.
hey auntie. pic.twitter.com/XeUmhDoRqZ — sean. (@Seantaneous) March 3, 2018 Hilariously Petty Killmonger Memes It’s been four weeks since Black Panther changed everything and Twitter is STILL OBSESSED with the Earth-stopping blockbuster that sparked a never-ending wave of HILARIOUS memes that you absolutely NEED in your life. Killmonger: IS THIS YOUR KING? pic.twitter.com/GWDjnNDJBm — Michael Burnett (@Lilmikyb) February 23, 2018 Peep the funniest (and pettiest) Killmonger memes on the flip.
Last year, Kenya Moore made a choice to marry for love and respect her husband’s desire to not become a reality star. That decision may cause her to lose her peach. Kenya’s tried hard to make up for it, but it looks like she might be fired and replaced with Kim Zolciak . Ouch. Now it’s really looking like her time as a reality star is over, because producers are apparently on the hunt for fresh talent. RadarOnline reports that The Real Housewives of Atlanta producers are looking for new Housewives . Their source dishes on the process: “They are meeting so many new women and signing them up to film casting reels.” Some shows have potential contestants film their own casting reels, but they clearly want to see how these women perform with Bravo’s cameras rolling. “They want new Housewives in Atlanta and they are already testing a few ladies.” There’s no way of knowing if they’re filming them with each other, with hired actors, or even with existing cast members. But we imagine that they’ll hold off on introducing them to the main cast until a couple of big decisions are final. By big decisions , we mostly just mean whether or not Kenya is getting the boot. “They’re going to make the official call about Kenya and the other ladies right after the reunion.” That will be a huge decision, for the show but especially for Kenya. And also for Kim Zolciak who, as we’ve mentioned, has merely been a friend of the Housewives on this past season. “Kim coming on board full time won’t be determined until after the reunion is taped.” And a certain friend of NeNe Leakes’ status as a friend of the show may carry on … but they haven’t made that decision. “And Eva Marcille may or may not be brought back yet.” If you don’t quite remember what landed Kenya Moore in hot water in the first place, wonder no more. Last year, she had a secret wedding in which she married Marc Daly without the presence of any of Bravo’s cameras or producers. The whole point of being a Real Housewife is that the show follows your life, particularly huge milestones like a wedding. Unfortunately for Kenya, the man with whom she fell in love isn’t just camera-shy — he believes that The Real Housewives of Atlanta portrays black men in an unfairly negative light. His refusal to film with her means that Kenya has less screen time. Producers have reportedly been considering firing her and replacing her with someone who is committed to the role. Since then, she’s tried everything to get back on the good side of producers by showing that she doesn’t need her married life to be interesting. Kenya even went so far as to fake an explosive meltdown while the Housewives were doing charity work. But it clearly has not been enough. Kenya couldn’t go on the Barcelona trip. And the footage of her crying while her husband’s out of town isn’t exactly the sort of Real Housewives content that keeps viewers’ eyes glued to their television sets. Reportedly, this has already cost her $100,000. And she may be booted from the show. Kenya Moore’s loss could be Kim Zolciak’s gain, as the Don’t Be Tardy star and mother-of-six really wants to be a full Housewife again . Kim has never, ever shied away from the camera, and that goes for her whole family. But if producers are looking for new applicants, it may be that they’d prefer a fresher face. Some say that, if Bravo does fire Kenya, they’ll be punishing her for falling in love. Others say that they’ll be punishing Marc Daly for taking a moral stance against what he believes to be harmful content. Others, however, say that it’s just good business. They see Kenya Moore’s behavior as breach of contract or failure to live up to the role of Housewife. Maybe it’s someone else’s turn to receive a peach. View Slideshow: 27 Scandals That Rocked Reality TV
Be warned, folks — there are some The Bachelor Spoilers in this post. Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s explosive choice — and then his jaw-dropping and frankly horrifying decision a few weeks after the finale was filmed — have been aired. Now Bachelor alums Jordan Rodgers and Sean Lowe, each living happily ever after with the women they fell in love with on television, are weighing in. And throwing shade. The Bachelor ‘s finale was a wild ride last night, with viewers pulled along a roller coaster of emotions. Probably the most commonly expressed reactions on Twitter were shock, horror, and disgust. All directed at Arie Luyendyk Jr. Some directed at ABC. But former stars who found love on camera and kept their relationships intact are speaking out. During the broadcast, Jordan Rodgers tweeted: “WOW!!! The drama is UNBEARABLE!! … San Antonio’s is only up 1 over Memphis with 9 min to go in the 3rd Quarter.” As fake-outs go, that one is fine. Rodgers later commented on how he found love with JoJo Fletcher and won Season 12 of The Bachelorette . “I mean….some llamas and a cool breeze would’ve been nice, but 120 degrees and some smelly armpits was our story. Wouldn’t change a thing! (Except some stronger antiperspirant) #babe” JoJo faced a tough choice, but she chose Jordan and it looks like things have worked out just fine for them. They may not be married yet, but they’re happily cohabitating in Texas. Any Bachelor finale is a time to reflect on how he found love on television, but he has to be thanking his lucky stars that he and JoJo haven’t ended things at all — and especially that they haven’t ended things like Arie did with Becca Kufrin. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are a shining example that yes, you really can find lasting love on camera. These two have been married for three years and have a young son together. Sean took to Instagram to reflect on the season … and to promote ethically sourced diamonds. “Well, Arie’s crazy season has come to an end (kinda) and the finale of course reminded me of my time on The Bachelor when I proposed to Catherine in Thailand.” And they’ve been together ever since. “That moment on bended knee, placing the diamond ring on her finger was one of the very best moments of my life.” Here comes the plug that had him tagging his own post with “#ad.” “Catherine would have married me regardless of what kind of ring I gave her, but knowing she has an ethically sourced real diamond that she can pass down to our future daughter is pretty special.” Honestly, you can’t blame the guy for seizing the opportunity to make a little Instagram cash. Catherine got in on the action, too. She wrote: “They said our love wasn’t real. They said we couldn’t make it, and over 4 years (and almost 2 babies!) later, here we are.” Her post was also an “#ad” … and a Throwback Tuesday. “Throwing this Tuesday back to that magical moment, and this beautiful ethically-sourced diamond engagement ring.” Arie picked Becca Kufrin. The season and contest and love story were supposed to be over. Instead, after a few weeks, Becca endured the worst Bachelor heartbreak when Arie changed his mind. Arie called ABC and had their cameras come witness him as he ended his relationship with Becca and went running back to the runner-up, Lauren Burnham. Amazingly, Lauren — who was noted for being fairly quiet all season — took him back. Becca, in the mean time, was left devastated. It almost defies belief, but it appears that Arie Luyendyk Jr. and Lauren Burnham are still together . That said, some wonder if Arie will have yet another change of heart in a few weeks or if Lauren was the one he should have chosen at the finale. However, some wonder if Arie is any more committed to Lauren than he was to Becca. Bekah Martinez, one of the Bachelor Nation’s favorite contestants this year and notably the youngest, exposed Arie’s DMs to the world. Was he just reaching out to his ex … or was he fishing to see if she was still interested? If so, how many other women has he messaged? View Slideshow: The Bachelor Veterans Blast Arie, ABC for Cruel Finale Break-Up
I t’s safe to say Ben Carson has been outed as being seriously unqualified to be secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). As we reported , in one of his most bizarre comments ever, Carson told the NYT about HUD, “There are more complexities here than in brain surgery.” Yep, HUD is harder than brain surgery for the doctor. More than that comment, his performance at HUD speaks disastrous volumes. He was protested for trying to take away fair housing. He was accused of using taxpayer dollars for private planes and White House bible study sessions. He is being investigated for his family’s involvement at HUD. Most recently, he was accused of using taxpayer dollars to pay for his extravagant office renovations, which included a $31,000 office dining room set. Ben Carson has no one to blame but his incompetent self, but the former doctor seems to be impossible of taking any responsibility. In a whining, juvenile Facebook post, Carson wrote, “We continue to be overwhelmed by how supportive people are everywhere we go since the character attacks on us have increased in an attempt to claim that is a scandal has occurred.” Carson clearly doesn’t think funding being cut for the homeless, edlerly, poor and him getting nearly $200,000 in office renovations a scandal, which it is. Carson then explains how he had no idea about the price of the office dining room set and that he wanted it returned — the second half contradicts what Raffi Williams , a HUD spokesman, told the New York Times “Mr. Carson ‘didn’t know the table had been purchased,’ but does not believe the cost was too steep and does not intend to return it.” I fully believe Carson was aware of every step of his office renovations and if he wasn’t aware of nearly $200,000– then he needs to immediately resign. Ben Carson ended his Facebook babbling with “I will not allow this distraction to keep us from moving forward with the great progress we are making on multiple fronts.” Carson, you and your team are the distractions. Furthermore, why no mention of the investigation of your family’s involvement at HUD or Helen Foster’s lawsuit that claims she was demoted after not approving pricey office renovations? The people in need of services from HUD are in a state of emergency.He seems to know the job is over his head and if he had any respect for HUD, he would bow out and let someone else — who at least understands fundamentals of the position — take over. See his full Facebook post below: SEE ALSO: One Step Forward, 10 Steps Back: San Francisco’s First Black Woman Mayor Unseated By Rich White Man Jada Speaks Out For Mo’Nique And The Comedian Has More Thoughts On Amy Schumer’s Success
