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Karlie Kloss Delivering Glamour Issue of the Day

I generally hat these promo videos for magazines, award shows, pretty much any branded content to generate some buzz about their shit, now that the internet is one massive advertising unit, used to brain wash the already retarded people who consume this content. It’s like everything we are fed is marketing crap to us, but unlike TV before the internet, most of this branded, consume as much as you can, brain washing is done secretly… I guess what it comes down to, is that 90 percent of the world is owned by a handful of people, and 90 percent of models are owned by Taylor Swift… Karlie Kloss being one of the leaders in her “sisterhood”…”girl power”….bullshit.. Well, Karlie Kloss is in Glamour this month, and she participated in a viral video of her delivering issues of the magazine, like she was a delivery girl, and although not a revolutionary idea, it’s better than a being in studio idea, and I approve… Here are the pics from Glamour.. The post Karlie Kloss Delivering Glamour Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them… Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand… Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me… Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday… Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand… The post The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Galinka is a Babe of the Day

Her name is Natasha Galinka and she’s a Russian goddess…but maybe I am just saying that because I have a Russian girl fetish…I like everything they represent….and every Russian girl I’ve met has been pretty straight up about and cold about our “relationship”…and what it represented to them…. I remember Natasha from America’s Next Top model, I had an 18 year old girl who used to make me watch it with her…then she’d give me blowjobs…while her dad was asleep in the other room…it was 2008…a simpler time… Either way…Natasha was was robbed by some hispanic girl, because first generation hispanic girls are insane, their fan base insane and passionate about all things hispanic….and recently green carded Americans from Russia become a target…if they let her win, it would have been some gold war shit…but I guess she’s still around…and she’s doing hot pics….and in a lot of ways…I feel like the winner in all this is you….because you can jerk off to her.

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Ashton Kutcher Gushes Over Baby Daughter, Mila Kunis as a Mother

Ashton Kutcher thinks his newborn daughter is similar to a cell phone. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres this week, the actor makes that unusual (albeit apt) comparison while gushing over two-month old Wyatt, telling the host how amazing it has been to raise the child without a nanny. Yup, it’s been all Ashton and Mila Kunis so far. Ashton Kutcher on Ellen “The most amazing thing about having a baby is my partner, Mila,” Ashton said. “She’s the greatest mom I can’t even… like I go to work every day and I come home and she’s like perfect. And it just seems like everything went amazing. “And I know that something probably didn’t go amazing, but she never tells… it’s unbelievable. She’s incredible.” As for why two rich and famous people would choose not to have a nanny? “We just want to know our kid,” Kutcher said. “We want to be the people that know what to do when the baby’s crying to make the baby not cry anymore. We want to know, like when she makes a little face or something we want to be emotionally in touch with her and I think the only way to do that is by being the one who’s there.” Earlier this week, Kunis appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and also spoke glowingly of being a first-time mother. 21 TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life 1. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis The running joke during That 70s Show was that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should date in real life. Now they’re engaged with a baby on the way.

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Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam…. She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….

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Michael Keaton Hasn’t Watched Any Batman But His Own

Though that could change: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of them. Honestly, I’m not just saying this … I really kind of want to see the Chris Nolan one, because he’s so crazy talented, so I’ll keep saying, ‘I gotta go see that, I gotta go see that,’ and then like everything I still want to see, fuck, I just forget. There must be a hundred movies out there. I’ll say, ‘I gotta go see that.’ And then I never get around to seeing them. Or maybe I’ll see it later on television. I’m really bad at that. But I will tell you this: Every time I see clips of his movies, they look awesome. This trailer that’s out now? Fuck, it looks unbelievable.” [ Grantland ]

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Dane Cook’s Young Bikini Clad Cameltoe of the Day

I am a comedy snob. I don’t know why. Maybe it is because I don’t find anything funny and I don’t laugh…or maybe it is because I’m not impressed when I see assholes making stupid dick and fart jokes night after night like I’m watching a repeat scripted performance that they’ve practiced in front of the mirror 100 times before performing it live 100 times….just once I’d like to see a comedian just fucking wing it and be funny without vomiting out rehearsed shit… I am also a hater of all things mainstream, popular, and frat boy…. So I don’t hate Dane Cook for being a huge success in the college scene cuz people are idiots and like everything their friends tell them to. He’s really successful doing his bullshit…But I don’t think he’s funny…. And funny or not, he gets groupie pussy, for just being Dane Cook….now I’m not sure if this girl is actually a handicap, but she looks like she could be, all young with her camel toe and as someone who’s down with fucking handicaps cuz they can’t communicate the words “no” in all their gurgles and yawns so it’s not rape. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lady Gaga’s Disgusting On Stage See Thru of the Day

I think Lady Gaga is the worst Madonna impersonator of all time. I’ve seen actually trannies, not cunts who stuff their panties to be controversial and get noticed, who do a better job of it than her…. I know for a fact, due to insider info that the label was looking for a new Madonna to connect and inspire the growing demographic of homos and fat chicks who need someone to make them feel good about being who they are, gay or ugly freaks…. And I find it boring…It’s like everything she does is a cry for attention, and it works for her, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy a whole other group of people, and my fingers are crossed that one of those people she annoys, pulls a John Lennon schizo shoot her outside her house, hustle…because let’s face it…she’d deserve it…. Here she is on Kimmel, in a thong, I won’t post the video…but I will say that 2 years ago, Gaga was in Toronto at some after party with Perez that I snuck into, she was at a booth surrounded by security, so I drunkenly decided to reach around her security to grab her ass….repeatedly, passionately, and even violently….she didn’t notice, and I was doing this for at least 5 minutes….and unfortunately….it really wasn’t even all that bad….it was juicy and lovely…but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want her to disappear…it just means….she has one redeeming quality….until I find out she is in fact a man and that I was fondeling a man’s ass…which is always possible…who cares…

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