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Lindsay Lohan: Free on Bail, Off to Morgue, Dressed Like Freaking Ghost

Lindsay Lohan is free woman, at least until her hearing November 2. The actress posted $100,000 bail after being handcuffed and jailed earlier Wednesday for violating her probation. In three weeks, when she must return to court to really face the music, girl could be looking at more than a year in jail. Scary thought … maybe that’s why she dressed like a ghost today: LiLo gets into the Halloween spirit … for court. Nice look . The actress’ severely-underpaid publicist tells TMZ in a statement : “Lindsay is hoping this matter will be resolved on November 2 and the Court will reinstate probation and allow her to continue fulfilling community service.” Could be wishful thinking. Either way, who dresses up like a corpse for court?? She’ll be getting plenty of exposure to such things, as it turns out, since the actress has been ordered to the L.A. County Morgue for community service. Linds will clean tables where autopsies are performed – and various body parts and fluids often remain for disposal – per Judge Stephanie Sautner’s orders. She will also be sweeping floors, cleaning toilets, washing windows and picking up trash. Lindsay must do 16 hours at the morgue before November 2. Lohan is telling friends she gets why Judge Sautner threw the book at her today and intends to put in those hours – plus overtime – at the morgue. Forgive THG if we’ll take a wait-and-see attitude on that claim. Lohan was essentially jailed today because she didn’t follow Sautner’s prior instructions, instead getting kicked out of her community service program. She then had the audacity to complain that working at L.A.’s Downtown Women’s Center wasn’t fulfilling enough, which really set the judge off. Sources say Lohan took Sautner’s admonitions and the entire experience today as a major warning that she needs to get her act together, ASAP. She plans on going to the morgue every single day between now and her next hearing on November 2 in order to prove how serious she is. Actions speak louder than words, and Lohan hopes to show in the next few weeks that her probation should be reinstated with no jail time. Could be too little too late, because she’s f*%ked up so much already. But if she does take a hint, perhaps Sautner will feel her work is done. What do you think: Jail for LiLo?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked

Actress could serve 18 months in jail for failing to perform her court-ordered community service. By James Montgomery Lindsay Lohan arrives in court on Wednesday Photo: Robyn Beck/ Getty Images Lindsay Lohan may be headed back to jail following a “blistering” hearing Wednesday (October 19) in a Los Angeles courthouse where a judge revoked the troubled actress’ probation and had her led out of the proceedings in handcuffs. According to TMZ , Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lohan had violated the conditions of her probation — stemming from a 2011 arrest on theft charges — and set a hearing for November 2, at which time Lohan could receive a sentence of up to a year and a half in jail. Lohan, dressed in a flowing white Fendi dress with matching scarf tied around her neck, was placed in handcuffs and exited the courtroom, where she was processed by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Office. TMZ reports that she has already been bailed out. According to the conditions of her probation, Lohan was placed on house arrest and ordered to perform 480 hours of community service, which included working at a Los Angeles Women’s Center and the Los Angeles County morgue. She was also told to undergo psychological counseling and participate in a shoplifters alternative course. But according to Judge Sautner, Lohan failed to show up at the Women’s Center on at least nine different occasions, and she added that she doubted the actress was attending counseling once a week, as the court had ordered. Before she was taken away in handcuffs, Judge Sautner told Lohan that she must complete 16 hours of service at the morgue before appearing in court again November 2. Sautner said Lohan’s eviction from the Women’s Center for not showing up violated the terms of probation and she explained to the sometime actress’ lawyer, Shawn Holley, that the time spent at the Red Cross did not count toward her community service obligation. “No one has the power to change my sentence,” Sautner said. “Not the volunteer center and not probation. She is not getting credit for any time at the American Red Cross.” According to reports, Holley was unable to provide the judge with a count of how many hours Lohan had completed at the Women’s Center. “The way I look at it, Ms. Lohan has created an impossibility to perform the sentence that was given to her by her own actions,” Sautner told Lohan. “I certainly find that cause to revoke her probation.” And though she said Lohan could receive 18 months in jail, Sautner added that new laws and overcrowding would make such a lengthy sentence unlikely. Related Videos Lindsay Lohan: Crime And Punishment Related Artists Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Hides The Tasty Front Meat

Now that Lindsay Lohan is possibly free and clear on the whole going back to jail crap she was going through, again, it’s nice to see her out and about trying to look normal. Here she is walking the streets the other day in a boring jeans and flannel shirt and swollen old lady face combination. Not great. My favorite picture is the shot with the chick in the background hiding her face with a shopping bag. Awesome. Even complete nobodies don’t want to be seen or associated with Lindsay Lohan in any way. Smart move.

Demi Moore at Movie Premiere: Thin & Ringed

Demi Moore made a public appearance in New York City last night, attending the premiere of Margin Call at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema. You might pick up on three items from the following event photos: Ashton Kutcher is not by her side. The actress looks very thin. She is wearing a wedding ring. Moore has kept a mostly low profile since rumors of her and Kutcher’s divorce hit the Internet last month. Neither side has done or said much to quiet this chatter, with alleged mistress Sara Leal doing most of the talking. But anonymous friends of the actress have expressed concern over Demi’s weight , and it’s easy to see why, based on the above images. Please, someone get this woman a cheeseburger. [Photos: WENN.com]

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Probation Officials Actually on Lindsay Lohan’s Side

Here’s one you likely didn’t see coming: Lindsay Lohan will get some critical support when she shows up in court tomorrow … in the form of probation officials . Probation Dept. sources close to her case say Linds has done most of what she’s required to do, and they will NOT recommend that she be thrown in jail. At her progress hearing, officials will tell Judge Stephanie Sautner in a written report that LiLo is in “substantial compliance” with the terms of her probation. They concede she was kicked out of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center for habitually failing to show up, but the fact is she has one year to complete 360 hours’ community service total and remains on track. Sources also say she has gone “regularly” to her psychiatrist. The shrink did not address Judge Sautner’s directive that Lindsay go for therapy once a week – she has not done so – but is satisfied with Lindsay overall. Lindsay has also completed her mandatory shoplifting class. Sautner made it clear that if Lindsay violated any court order, she would go to jail . We’ll see if she holds true to her word or cracks like Lindsay’s teeth . The hearing is set for tomorrow at 10 a.m. What do you think: Should Lindsay Lohan go to jail?

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Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Looking Like a Crackhead and I Like It of the Day

I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three…. It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around…. People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

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Lindsay Lohan Facing Serious Jail Time (Again)

Stop us if you’ve heard this one, but Lindsay Lohan is a Class A F–k-Up whose myriad probation violations have her potentially facing a serious jail sentence. The case is beyond complicated, but the actress could be sentenced to a year and a half in jail if Judge Stephanie Sautner decides she violated her probation. Lohan claims people are trying to make an example out of her and she’s done nothing wrong. But that defense has more cracks than her brittle teeth . Lohan’s biggest problem is her criminal history . Based on a 120-day suspended sentence for shoplifting, time served under house arrest, and prior DUIs, Lindsay could be thrown in jail for a long, long time. The judge has lots of questions at LiLo’s probation progress hearing next week, including why she was booted out of her community service program recently. Lindsay was a no-show nine times at the Downtown Women’s Center, and when she did bother to show up, did not do so for the required four-hour minimum. Lohan, who was kicked out of the program and reassigned to the American Red Cross, has also been skipping her weekly, mandatory psychiatrist appointments. She professional excuse maker claims she did a bunch of therapy sessions by phone. We’ll see if Sautner is moved at all. The fit hits the shan Wednesday a.m. Tell THG: Should LiLo go to jail and do hard time?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Face Looks Botoxed

I used to like posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off her legs, I also used to like climbing the rope in gym class, but they don’t like when adults do that kind of thing anymore. Things change I guess and so does Lindsay’s face apparently. I don’t know if she’s been prematurely hitting the botox, but she’s starting to look like a bit of a cougar, which isn’t cool considering she’s only in her mid twenties. And I love cougars. If it weren’t for those freckly legs of hers I’d hardly recognize her. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Brittney Amber is hot

Here’s a pretty awesome gallery of pics of a hot blonde pornstar named Brittney Amber to help you breakup the monotony of work Continue reading