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Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day

Lindsay Lohan who I love, not because we used to be best fucking friends during one of her drug induced years….where I would get calls and text messages from her at random times of the day because someone gave her my phone number and I guess she thought it was funny….but because I think she’s a talent, has star power, and despite being her own worst enemy thanks to being her family’s biggest asset…I believe that she’ll come out on top…and while I wait..I figure I might as well just cum looking at her tits…not because so many people have….many of them in the room with her…but because I feel connected to her…and that’s what people in love do.. What I’m trying to say is that who cares about her shitty career, the joke that is her family, all the scandals, her community serivce…her addiction, her horrible use of social media…when what really matters are her nipples… I mean….Lindsay Lohan’s got great tits, we should focus on that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Vonn Dumped Tiger Woods Because He Cheated?!

Last week, we learned that Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods have broken up after three years of dating.  Vonn broke the news via a statement on her Facebook page in which she gave the impression that the split was a mutual decision and a result of her and Woods’ hectic schedules: “After nearly three years together, Tiger and I have mutually decided to end our relationship,” the 30-year-old skier wrote. “I will always cherish the memories that we’ve created together. “Unfortunately, we both lead incredibly hectic lives that force us to spend a majority of our time apart. I will always admire and respect Tiger. He and his beautiful family will always hold a special place in my heart.” When Woods revealed that he hadn’t slept for several days following the breakup, many began to suspect that it was Vonn’s decision to end the relationship, and now it seems we may have the evidence to back that claim up: An insider tells the Daily Mail that Tiger had a one-night stand with “with a nameless, faceless” woman back in February and admitted it to Vonn during a therapy session earlier this month. “She didn’t walk out of the session, but she walked out on him,” says the unidentified source who is allegedly a friend of Vonn’s. “Tiger cheated again. But it wasn’t with anyone special. He really wanted Lindsey to be the one. But he blew it again. He can’t help himself. He’s got an addiction. He relapsed.” Referring to Tiger’s marriage to Elin Nordegren which ended after Nordegren found out about Woods’ hundreds of dalliances with other women, the insider said: “Lindsey is not like Elin, the long-suffering wife who will turn a blind eye. She knew that one relapse could lead to two and three and then he’s off to the races.” Both Woods and Vonn have yet to speak publicly about the cheating allegations. View Slideshow: Tiger Woods Mistresses: The (Sort of) SeXXXy Gallery

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Lindsay Lohan: Caught LYING About Community Service; Actress Could Be Facing Arrest Warrant

Yesterday, we reported that Lindsay Lohan will be serving her community service hours at a childcare center in Brooklyn. Linds claimed that she arrived home in NYC yesterday and posted the below photo along with a caption reading, “Happy to be home in NYC with my family and friends. Missed this place.” Well, get ready for the shock of a lifetime:  It turns out, Lindsay was lying about being in New York, and she’s already messing up in her community service! TMZ is reporting that Lindsay was spotted taking a limo from JFK airport to a hotel in Manhattan just a few hours ago. Needless to say, she didn’t report to the Duffield Childcare Center early this morning, as planned. Lohan has failed to complete her community service by the scheduled deadline several times already, but the judge in her case says this is her last chance. She has until May 28 to complete 125 service hours. The odds were stacked against her before, and now that she’s missed her first day, it’ll be that much harder for her to meet the court’s demands in just 16 days. Unfortunately for Linds, the LA Deputy City Attorney gave an interview to radar Online today in which he stated if Lohan doesn’t finish her service hours in time, he “will absolutely be asking for a warrant to be issued for her arrest.” Hey, at least the orange uniform will match her hair! View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

Everyone is talking about Lindsay Lohan because the only way she gets attention is when it has to do with community service and other bullshit…when really all she should be getting attention for is how amazing and talented she is….and more importantly…she should be getting attention for her panties, because I just care about her panties, the toxins that are embedded deep in her panties, the vagina that the toxins are attached in her panties, and figuring out how to get my hands on these to sniff until I throw up…I mean look at this dopey bloated face I want to gaze into and sing love songs to. The post Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day

I guess fitness Lohan hasn’t been focusing on her squats, because looking at her ass looks like her ass cheeks are being sucked into her anus…and I guess since it is Lohan, I hope her ass cheeks are wearing a condom, because she’s dirty and since it is Lohan..I wish those ass cheeks were my mouth….because I love this freckly mess in all her levels of desperate…as she slowly becomes an instagram model… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner BTS GQ Video of the Day

While I was out drinking pretty much all fucking day..these pictures and BTS that’s fashion for BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO of the Kendall Jenner for GQ…grabbing her tits…on YOUTUBE…because it is OK when GQ does it…and when Kendall Jenner Does it…but when I do it it s porn…you fascists bastastards… Nones of this matters…it is not even hot…but she is the best of the Kardashians…which isn’t saying much…. I am sure this twat has no personality, she’s up on some Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, raped by your parents figuratively…raped by producers literally…all to get the dream done.. But she does have a young hot body…and can’t hate on that…ever…. The post Kendall Jenner BTS GQ Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Major: Arrested For Drunken Attack on Michael Lohan!

Kate Major Lohan, the wife of Lindsay Lohan’s dear old dad Michael Lohan, was arrested last night for attacking him in a drunken rage, according to police. MiLo called the cops around 7 p.m. yesterday in Boca Raton, Fla. Telling officials in that city that Kate had just returned to their home after picking up some dinner and was visibly drunk, he asked for assistance ASAP. They got into an argument that turned physical, he says, and Major scratched him down his back , according to him (and a photo posted on TMZ). Kate looked intoxicated and reeked of alcohol when cops arrived, and officers say she was slurring her speech with bloodshot eyes and flushed cheeks. The police say Kate admitted she’d been drinking, then ranted that Michael had accused her of cheating on him and that’s what provoked her to fight. Kate also said MiLo grabbed her by the throat, yet had no visible injuries … save for when she “scratched her throat area in an attempt to create red marks.” She’s not very good at lying or faking crimes, apparently. View Slideshow: Michael Lohan: Breakin’ the Law! Officers hauled Kate in to the Palm Beach County Jail and booked her on a battery charge; she was cut loose Friday morning on her own recognizance. Michael blames ex-wife Dina and their ongoing child custody dispute, telling TMZ, “At the end of the day, this is all because of what Dina is doing in court.” “It affects Kate too, and like anyone with a drug or alcohol problem,” which he says Kate has, “when they can’t handle the stress, they resort to drinking.” Kate and Michael Lohan got married last fall and recently welcomed their second child together … right after she served few months behind bars for DUI. Formerly Lindsay’s assistant and also Jon Gosselin’s ex (seriously), Kate Major had been on probation for allegedly attacking a police officer in 2012. Police have responded to domestic violence complaints from her in the past. This chick gets into more trouble than … well, her husband and his daughter. View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day

I believe that one day Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh…that she will win an Oscar…that her star will rise and shine again… I believe that she’s got the power to overcome all the negativity, her shitty parents, the negative people and habits she’s created to cope… I believe..that she is an angel sent from heaven… I also believe…she’s bloated as fuck, looks old and battered as fuck…but she’s got a good tan though. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tax Day Terror: 15 Celebs Who Have Had SERIOUS Trouble With the IRS

Today is April 15, which means that if you haven’t filed your taxes, you might as well just head to the local police station, turn yourself in, and pray that you don’t get Aaron Hernandez as a cellmate . We kid. But seriously, not paying your taxes can land you in serious trouble, especially if you’re a high-profile multi-millionaire. If you’re a $9-an-hour sandwich artist at Subway, the government probably isn’t monitoring you quit as closely as the people on this list: View Slideshow: 15 Stars With MAJOR Tax Problems! The 17 celebs in the gallery above became famous in different ways; they’re from different generations, and different parts of the country. They all have one thing in common though – they tried to stiff Uncle Sam, and he responded by laying the serious smackdown. Some of these cases you might be familiar with ( Wesley Snipes was just released from prison in 2013 after serving nearly three years for tax evasion.), while others are a little lesser-known. (You won’t believe how much Lil Wayne owes the government.) Regardless of your personal feelings about paying taxes, it’s important to remember that without them, the government couldn’t afford key features of our national infrastructure, like bridges and highways.  And you can use those bridges and highways to flee to Mexico or Canada to escape your tax debt! But if you decide to stay put, make sure you come up with a better excuse that Lauryn Hill . Dafuq were you thinking, girl?

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