As much as a joke Lindsay Lohan is or has been or has become in her career and/or personal life, I still believe she is a star, with star power, and a presence that lights up a room, and not only in a weird “she’s a fucking crazy person throwing the furniture” at people kind of light up the room, but good old fashioned, she had her soul sold to the entertainment industry by her parents, and is well trained and she has that “it factor”…it’s just been misused… I am a firm believer that she will end up winning an Academy award in her lifetime, she is Lindsay Lohan, and I am a believer… But I do find that while she figures shit out, this whole becoming an instagram fitness account the last 2 weeks, is pretty fucking entertaining, maybe even insane…and not just because her fitness pics are horribly shot, I mean hire a fucking photographer you’re Lindsay Lohan….I mean I’d do it for her for free if she still took my calls…this is a ghetto operation for a fucking celebrity. But I guess what it comes down to is that Lohan is insane….and this is just a new development in that insanity… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan, who we recently enough watched slowly die off …. both career, sex appeal, even tabloid interest..thanks to drugs, and booze and starvation…has taken her addiction to health and fitness and is turning herself into an instagram model..and it’s pretty fucking funny, because it seems like she’ practicing for a character in a movie, maybe the Sarah Stage biopic or something equally useles…but now she’s getting fitness tea sponsorships…what a fucking joke…a joke I love…and that the brand loves…because why not milk her insanity for their personal gain… The post Lindsay Lohan is an Instagram Fitness Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Lindsay Lohan has finally been quarantined by the center for disease control…you know thanks to her vagina being pretty fucking contaminated… She’s working on a comeback in the weirdest of ways, but it is a comeback nevertheless…when really all she needs is a video of a dude coming on her back…to remind us what Lohan is, what she does and what she represents… Remember, that even at her peak she was a shitty actor barely working, and instead was just noise and tabloid fodder, but I still believe she will one day win an Oscar… Mainly becasue the Oscars are a fucking scam…that mean nothing and will do whatever it takes for ratings… Here she is in some lingerie…. The post More Lindsay Lohan Instagram Weridness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look, we all know Lindsay Lohan ‘s seen better days and that she isn’t half the hottie she used to be, but every once in a while, she shows up in lingerie to remind us why we all loved her so much in the first place. So here’s Lindsay posing for Homme Style Spring/Summer 2015 and I don’t know about you guys, but it’s bringing back lots of fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Continue reading →
Happy Easter, THGers! On this holiest of holidays, we know many readers are spending time at church and with their families, honoring the miracle of Jesus Christ’s resurrection and reflecting on life. Many are also likely partaking in Easter Egg hunts with the kids, and it is in this spirit that we present the following photo gallery. 19 Stars Who Have Posed in Playboy 1. Mariah Carey View Photo A vision of love? Forget that. We had visions of Mariah Carey naked in Playboy in March of 2007! 2. Lindsay Lohan Kate Moss got her bunny ears on (and then took her clothes off) in early 2014. 3. Farrah Fawcett View Photo It was December 1995 when Farrah Fawcett covered Playboy. The issue likely ended up in many stockings. 4. Suzanne Somers View Photo Merry Christmas from Suzanne Somers! She covered Playboy in December of 1984. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Denise Richards View Photo Is anyone surprised that Denise Richards once posed for Playboy? Anyone? Anyone at all? 6. Goldie Hawn View Photo Playboy welcomed readers to 1985 with this cute photo of Goldie Hawn. She’s adorable! 7. Kim Kardashian View Photo Kim Kardashian showed it ALL off in Playboy. This is her cover from the December 2007 issue. 8. Lisa Rinna View Photo Lisa Rinna is now a Real Housewife on Bravo. But she was once really naked in Playboy! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Shannen Doherty View Photo Shannen Doherty covered Playboy in 1994, along with some… birds? Sure, why not?!? 10. Madonna View Photo Yup, Madonna has been taking off her clothes for awhile. This issue is from 1985. 11. Kim Basinger View Photo We’re going way back to 1983 for this cover. And, you know what? Kim Basinger has still got it! 12. Tia Carrere View Photo Tia Carrere starred in Wayne’s World. And in the fantasies of many men after this issue came out. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Daryl Hannah View Photo Daryl Hannah covered Playboy in November of 2003. She showed readers her boobs. 14. Drew Barrymore View Photo Come hither, Drew Barrymore. The actress poses seductively on the cover of this Playboy issue. 15. Charlize Theron View Photo Charlize Theron didn’t bare EVERYthing in May of 1999. Still, we’d recommend buying this issue. 16. Kathleen Turner View Photo Talk about a fatal attraction! Kathleen Turner covered this issue way back in 1986. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Sharon Stone View Photo You can buy this issue of Playboy to see Sharon Stone naked. Or you can watch Basic Instinct. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Stars Who Have Posed in Playboy .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… For adults only, it gives parents around the world a chance to join in the fun of Easter commercialization… because it features a number of past Playboy bunnies. Get it?!? Bunnies ? On Easter?!? You may be surprised to learn that certain mainstream stars were willing to pose for the cover of Hugh Hefner’s creation, from Mariah Carey to Goldie Hawn to Kim Kardashian. Okay, fine. You may not be surprised by every ex-centerfold. But put on some bunny ears now and be taken aback by the big names who have taken it all off .
Selena Gomez posted what looks like a mesh dress you’d find at the sex shop, or on a Florida wife tanning by the pool, drinking her cocktails after sucking down some valium, because she knows it is the day the Cuban garderner comes by and she really wants to fuck him like she was America during the 1960s…no more Heinz Ketchup for you motherfuckers…but have since redeemed themselves by giving the Cubans Miami… That said, Selena Gomez is a Mexican, and like all Mexicans, she’s had her tits done, so why wouldn’t she show off her nipples, this is a sign of status, like she’s officially made it to her people back home, cuz Mexican know that Mexicns have shitty tits.. If that doesn’t excite you, and it shouldn’t – here she is lip syncing in a car…as girls seem to do these day… A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 2, 2015 at 7:47pm PDT The post Selena Gomez Nipple On Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When Lindsay Lohan turns to instagram to post gym selfies…you know that everything on the internet may be some kind of elaborate lie…lies fucking everywhere…because Lindsay Lohan is not a representative of healthy living, she’s practically dead and her idea of a workout is her heart rate increasing from being malnourished and high on coke and some uppers…but I guess in turning over a new leaf, a red pubic hair leaf…she figures she can trick us, and more importantly the casting director’s that her life is on track, she’s focused, and she’s in the best shape of her life…so that they hire her…but I’m not buying into this…and I believe all the lies Lohan tells me, but that’s just because she still turns me on. The post Lindsay Lohan Lives the Fit Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have seen Kendall Jenner in person, she’s not all the impressive, but at least she’s tall and skinny, so that counts for something, especially when she has big dreams of being a model, and thanks to her sister’s porn and her mother’s whoring, she’s got a big enough following for brands to say “we’ll use her to get her audience”…. So I don’t really follow anything she does, or is into…but at the same time, I am all about young girls whoring themselves because their mother whored them out…and made them think this was their dream…to get the family more fame and money, every angle she could…from sex tapes to Calvin campaigns…they’ve got all bases covered…the modern day Partridge Family… The post Kendall Jenner’s Calvin Klein Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted this spread leg, low resolution, picture of her tit hanging out of her shirt to instagram, and the whole thing reminded me of how amazed I am that she didn’t die off when she was at her lowest, and that she hasn’t got into porn, or really anything to maintain her celebrity, and instead just sort of fell off… But I believe she is just recharging, releasing a little taste of her, as she gets ready for that Oscar win, I can’t imagine her ever getting, but that I believe can happen, since acting requires no actual skill…at all…but surviving a Lindsay Lohan spread leg experience probably does…she’s pretty toxic… The post Spread Legged Lindsay Lohan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The last few weeks have proven an important point about addiction: It can happen to anyone. A Broadway legend (Liza Minnelli) has admitted she needed professional help. Then, a notorious reality star (Scott Disick) made a fool out of himself one too many times. Now comes to the surprising news that Jon Hamm recently completed a 30-day rehab stint for alcohol-related issues. 17 Celebrities Who Have Been to Rehab 1. Lindsay Lohan View Photo Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013. 2. Catherine Zeta-Jones View Photo Catherine checked in to treat her bi-poler disorder in 2011. 3. Demi Lovato View Photo Demi Lovato sought treatment for eating disorders and mental health issues. 4. Britney Spears View Photo Not long after the infamous head-shaving incident in 2007, Brit checked into a facility. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Demi Moore View Photo Demi Moore checked into a Utah center in 2012. 6. LeAnn Rimes View Photo Depression and anxiety lead LeAnn to seek help at a treatment facility in 2012. 7. Zac Efron View Photo Zac Efron revealed he went to rehab in 2013. 8. Gerard Butler View Photo Gerard Butler did a stint at Betty Ford in 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Richards View Photo Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards checked in in 2011 to deal with issues with alcohol. 10. Kelly Osbourne View Photo Kelly Osbourne admitted in 2013 that she has gone to rehab seven times. 11. Mischa Barton View Photo Mischa checked into rehab following a public DUI. Her career went downhill fast after The OC. 12. Elizabeth Vargas View Photo We send Elizabeth Vargas our best wishes. In August 2014, the ABC reporter checked back into rehab. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Robin Williams View Photo Robin Williams struggled with addiction for many years. He took his own life in the summer of 2014. 14. Scott Disick View Photo It took an embarrassing incident in Costa Rica in the spring of 2015 for Disick to finally seek professional help. 15. Jon Hamm View Photo Not long before the final run of Mad Men episodes kicked off, it was revealed that Jon Hamm completed a 30-day program for alcohol abuse. 16. Liza Minnelli View Photo It was announced in the spring of 2015 that this beloved, veteran actress and singer had checked into a facility for substance abuse. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Nick Gordon View Photo Nick Gordon lost it in a very public way. He broke down on Dr. Phil over the state of Bobbi Kristina Brown and then checked into rehab. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrities Who Have Been to Rehab .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Indeed, being a widely respected, talented and recognized celebrity does not preclude one from giving in to one’s personal demons. Sometimes, in fact, a star’s status and lifestyle can actually exacerbate the dangerous habit of substance abuse. Fortunately, the actors, actresses and singers featured above have all admitted they have a problem. At various points in the past, they’ve checked themselves into a rehab facility. Some have gone more than once and some may need to go back again. But all have at least admitted that the problem exists, which is a vital first step. Join us in wishing each celebrity well. (Yes, even Lindsay Lohan.)
