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Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist… So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home…. I’m into it….

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Karolina Kurkova Hot for Vogue Germany of the Day

I don’t know if it is a fetish, but I would say that I am a serious fan of the 1960s farm girl look….especially when it’s pulled off by a pretty big lingerie model…..cuz I really love this shoot….it reminds me of a simpler times….or of a naughty bored housewife who is still good at doing housework cuz society hasn’t ruined her into thinking she can have a career…..you know The other reason I like it, is cuz Karolina Kurkova looks hot as fuck, while she brings hope to all girls who were once fat…that they can stop eating and get skinny….sure it was a matter of her career being cut short when Victoria’s Secret almost fired her for being plus sized….despite 98% of their customers being plus sized…you know mall rats in small towns…trying to keep the spark alive for their high school sweethearts….who they hate…but have no choice but to stick with…cuz that’s the Christian way…..

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Sasha Cohen Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Sasha Cohen…I thought Sasha Cohen was Borat….but apparently she’s a girl in her bikini on social media that people are talking about…despite her body not really being an idea bikini body….well I decided to google her…turns out she’s some Olympic figure skater and not a new Ali G character, and her body, despite being that of an athlete, I would and have probably masturbated to back before I had the internet, when figure skating on sunday after noons was all that was on TV, it’s not really one I’m into right now…especially when all her pics involve that beard who is a mix of Bob Villa, Al from Tool Time, and the dude on American pickers…shit’s throwing me off…. Here are th epics anyway….

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Isabeli Fontana is a Babe in Vogue Latin America of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is a babe…there’s just something about the Brazilians all tall and amazing, even when pushing 30, with their tanned skin and exotic features that make me excited, and it is probably because most Brazilian babes, especially the ones you meet in the bar, likely have penises, cuz along with Thailand they are world leaders in trannies, and even better at AIDS….. That said, she was a 16 year old lingerie model that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for being kiddie pornogrpahers and now she’s a 29 year old set of legs still worth of you perverts masturabting to…even if it’s legal to do so now…. These are pics for Vogue and I’m posting them…cuz that’s what I do….

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Meet Busty Nobody Hazel O’Sullivan

So I don’t know why this dude is wearing a crown and sash, but I do know that the busty hottie posing with him is Irish lingerie model Hazel O’Sullivan . And that makes Mr. DIT over here one seriously lucky guy. Man, I wonder how many cereal box tops I’m going to have to save up for my chance at getting close to those world-class funbags. I’d better get started now. Photos: WENN.com

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Talita Correa Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day!

I’ve never heard of Talita Correa before, but sources tell me she’s a Brazilian lingerie model, and my eyes tell me she’s smoking hot. And that’s pretty much all I need to know. Oh, and one more thing: she has way too few followers on Twitter for a model this fine. So give Talita some love, tell her the Tuna sent you, and who knows, maybe we’ll get something even more awesome than these lingerie pictures in return. » view all 48 photos

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Lindsey Vonn Showing Her Skier Body for Outside of the Day

I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married…. At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks… Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.

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Melissa Debling Naked for Zoo of the Day

OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio. There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I am going to make a bet that you’ve never heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh …no matter how weird, perverted, socially awkward and addicted to television you are…..because she’s on that level of mattering to a broader audience despite having such a rockin’ body…a body so good I’d like to be it’s friend and carry its books home after class…a body I would like to play doctor with and give enemas to with my tongue….a body that shouldn’t be allowed in pants…cuz that is against the rules of our friendship…it crosses the only way out of that bikini is more naked….True story. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie in Lingerie of the Day

What the fuck is going on here….it looks like her ass cheeks are trying to eat her fucking asshole or something…weird and indented that I can only really blame her being a mom for….because this shit shouldn’t happen to anyone except maybe an elderly man….but definitely not to a bikini and lingerie model who makes millions of dollars with her half nakedness….I am totally thrown off by this curve ball….I am confused, scared, alone…hold me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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