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Selena Gomez Bra and Panty Selfie of the Day

In the biggest news in the history of news….that I guess is motivated by being ditched for a lingerie model….Selena Gomez has released to social media…a picture of her taking a self shot underwear pic…like she too is a lingerie model…despite her body screaming that she is anything but a lingerie model….even though people like me encourage all girls, bodies and shapes to be lingerie models….at least in my inbox and on my cell phone…because it helps me with my masturbation… That said..I like where this is going…even if it’s not as good as a sex tape…it is the right level of falling off for attention…and I mean..it’s Selena Gomez in her bra and panties…that’s a big deal in some circles…so just take it all in, I know it is hard to digest and process you fucking pervert…. I guess it’s possible that this isn’t actual her crying for attention…but a wet pre-shower Gomez leaking this pic makes for a better story….

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Selena Gomez Bra and Panty Selfie of the Day

Rosie Jones Topless in Mexico of the Day

It’s black Friday…so why are you on your computer..unless you are too poor to shop even on cheapy friday….in too shit a job to get the day off…too rich to care for the savings…too uninterested to be amongst idiots rioting for 100 dollars off a TV….or unless you are reading this from the computer display counter at Best Buy that you waited 13 hours to get to…which I doubt cuz my site is blocked at best buy….and all other major retailers – cuz they are pussies….no matter why you are here….you’re living a pretty shitty life…staring at girls with huge tits who aren’t living a shitty life..on vacation in Mexico…beachin’ out topless…..cuz they have fucking won at life all for showing their tits – and as far as I’m concerned – that’s a valid life lesson you should all take home with you this glorious holiday season.

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Anne V in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

It’s black Friday…but Anne V isn’t black….but her vagina might as well have the black plague since it committed the crime it will never live down…that will follow her around like she’s condemned, tainted and the fucking worst….she did something no woman should ever do…but so many women do do….I just said dodo….she banged Adam Levine…the same Adam Levine who deserves to be shot for his horrible high pitch catchy pop songs that the radio seems to fucking love….and that is something that can’t be forgiven…even if it was for business….even if it was just a dumb young girl thing…even if she is in fucking bikinis like she was some kind of lingerie model…which she is….all I see is a body that may be the reason for the “moves like jagger” song and I am forced to hate her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Anne V in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Nina Agdal for Aerie Holiday 2012 Catalog Pics of the Day

I make fun of Nina Agdal for having Downs Syndrome face…even though I should be encouraging her…you know that despite her disability…she can make it as a bikini or lingerie model…cuz no one cares about good face..it’s all about ass and titties girl…. But the reality is that I only tease her cuz I like her…she clearly doesn’t have DOWNS…cuz if she did she wouldn’t be modeling…she’d be masturbating at the public pool during retard activity hour…or playing with rocks in the park….or getting knocked up by pervert orderlies at the institution… You know how it is….and if you don’t here is Nina…lookin’ lovely…yes we are on a first name basis now.

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Bar Refaeli’s Got a Bit of a Shitty Ass of the Day

Before you start crying like a gang of fucking girls, her ass isn’t horrible and I’d love to crawl up and die in it, even if she had the shits….. More importantly, her ass isn’t something photoshop won’t fix and it is possible that it is just the jeans she’s wearing that is making her look less like a hot assed bikini model and more like a middle aged rich mom who does her daily workout classes and eats organic, but who still has three kids that ravaged her….and not her being dumpy, thick and overrated as a bikini or lingerie model…. Even more importantly, I love me some big asses…just not when those big asses are wide, flat and lack personality….less of a smile and more of a frown….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t here are the pics…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Does Wonder Woman of the Day

This is the kind of shit that makes a virgin loser nerd with no friends and no pussy prospects because he’s too busy reading comics and playing video games…head explode…. A lingerie model dressed like an action figure…they fantasized about fucking the last 30 fucking years of their pathetic…lonely…sad…depressing lives…. Sure it is an wasy way to get attention maybe…it’s the Olivia Munn strategy….and other low level people’s strategy to fame…and I’m just posting it cuz I like pussy in tight clothes…

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Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Here is another UK Glamour Model you’ve never heard of, I’m talking serious low level lingerie model, who pretty much probably did one or two shoots in lingerie, to give her that title for when she was at the bar and could use it to pick up people more famous than her low level bottom feeting career…which led to her marrying some footballer named Gary Lineker and taking his name so everyone knows it…She’s virtually a nobody, bit in a white bikini bottom, and white bikini bottoms, often see through, allowe me to size up labia….a hobby of mine that I can’t do nearly often enough and here are some of the pics of her…

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Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Boring at Some Event of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model…which to me means that whenever pictures of her are taken…she’s in a bikini and lingerie modeling…not this bullshit acting a fool shit she’s released…distracting us from the fact that she’s a bikini and lingerie model…see cuz when she’s in a bikini , in lingerie …..I find it hard to stay interested in this shit….seriously…I think I need a nap.

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Doutzen Kroes Boring at Some Event of the Day

Heidi Klum Tries to Save Fat People of the Day

Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion…. Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum… Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

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Candice Swanepoel Topless for Vogue Italia of the Day

This photoshoot for Vogue Italia is kind of a scam…not because they didn’t go through with getting Candice Swanepoel , a model at her fucking peak right now, topless….since that’s kinda what she does…being a bikini and lingerie model… who has got naked in the past ……and I’ve pretty much become best friends with her Amazing Nipple …but because in a shoot of 20 pics, only one is topless…when they all should have been…this is fashion we’re talking about..Vogue Italia shoulda known fashion is about less clothes…isn’t Italy the fashion hub….seriously more nipple..gotta keep things controversial…pushing the fucking limits and shit… But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty much sucked in by her as a brand of pussy I’m into…even if it’s got South Africa baggage like HIV and apartheid….and all that other good stuff…cuz she’s good stuff…and I’d like to be fucking good stuff… PS: @hornylohanwanker -> She’s smoking for you but there’s no red lipstick…I do the best I can #justnotgoodenough

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Candice Swanepoel Topless for Vogue Italia of the Day