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Tryin’ To Look Up Amy Adams’ Skirt on The Muppets Set of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know who Amy Adams is. I just know that I am trying to look up her skirt on the set of The Muppets movie. You’d think Hollywood would have the ability to find new things to make movies about, but shit’s just remake after remake, after remake, and despite having memories of watching The Muppet show and liking it in the 80s, my friend tried to make me watch the shit recently and I wanted to kill myself, those fucking creepy stuffed things are irritating as shit.. The only way I’d be down with this project is if it was a hardcore porn, not cuz I want to see Amy Adams fuck, but cuz I want to see muppets fuck, and if Amy Adams happens to be there, so be it…. Either way, here are the pics, lacking in vagina lip….but I give the best I can….it’s not my fault Amy Adams is boring as shit.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio aren’t that hot…they aren’t that naked, or half naked, like they are supposed to be…I mean she is a bikini and lingerie model or at least that’s all we really cared about when it came to her modeling…I am not posting these for any reason other than because I think all new mothers should look at these, then look at themselves, then look at these, then look at themselves and realize they are doing something wrong….and husbands…look at these pictures, then look at your wife…then look at these pictures and realize how you failed at life…sure you can pretend you think your wife bounced back amazing…and you love her with all your heart cuz she is the foundation of your family and without her your pussy ass would be lost….but seriously dude, let’s not be crazy….your life sucks…

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio aren’t that hot…they aren’t that naked, or half naked, like they are supposed to be…I mean she is a bikini and lingerie model or at least that’s all we really cared about when it came to her modeling…I am not posting these for any reason other than because I think all new mothers should look at these, then look at themselves, then look at these, then look at themselves and realize they are doing something wrong….and husbands…look at these pictures, then look at your wife…then look at these pictures and realize how you failed at life…sure you can pretend you think your wife bounced back amazing…and you love her with all your heart cuz she is the foundation of your family and without her your pussy ass would be lost….but seriously dude, let’s not be crazy….your life sucks…

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Doutzen Kroes is the Pregnant Model of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Doutzen Kroes is the Pregnant Model of the Day

I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months…. It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out…. I give thanks for the hangover….

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Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits of the Day

I think I need to be sent to fake rehab for my addiction to Lohan’s tits. She has the best fucking implants known to man and I know they pretend these are real, but their fullness and perfection is something only a lot of money can fucking buy and despite hating implants for the most part, these motherfuckers have me ready to put on my diaper and pretend I’m a hungry baby in need of being fed…cuz all bitches instinctively want to nurse a motherless child to health, even the self absorbed dykes…at least I am hoping… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link GO

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Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

It amazes me that people refer to this site as porn, smut, trash, garbage, or all the other horrible things people who don’t appreciate my shitty financial situation, my bitterness towards my fat wife, my alcoholism and other addictions, including a love for all things grimey, disgusting and perverted, trying to add some enjoyment to my life by objectifying pussy and imagining myself playing with it, all while shitting on celebs who live an undeserved good life….say. Because I’m posting the latest Berdorf and Goodman Resort collection pictures featuring Eniko Mihalik, my new favorite bikini/lingerie model I’ve barely ever heard of, so as far as I’m concerned I’m pretty fucking classy as I imagine her rubbing her trimmed red pubic hair on my testicles…provided she can find them….I’m high fucking society, at least I want to be with this whore…especially if it involves that shit I hear rich dudes get high class escorts to do,….

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Coco Rocha Strikes A Sexy Pose

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who the hell Coco Rocha is, but I like saying the words Coco Rocha so here she is. I’ve been informed that she’s a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model who for some reason decided not to pose for us in her lingerie and decided instead to wear a little pair of short short. I guess if you’re not going to wear your underwear, short shorts are the next best thing. Actually a bikini would have been the next best thing…. What a rip off!!!

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sweet Booty Lingerie Model

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian eat your heart out! *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Sweet Booty Lingerie Model More AmaTuna

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless in DT Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know you love any bitch with the name White in her name, because you’re a bunch of white trash racist inbreds and that’s why you visit this site. But I love the fact that she single hot bodily stole the Transformer gig from Megan Fox, humbling her and reminding her that her she is fucking replaceable and that banking on your looks when there are many substantially hotter bitches than you out there is a shitty strategy, one that will leave you married to a nobody from 90210….and the good news is that this lingerie model doesn’t mind getting naked and showing her tits, which is just another example of why she’s much better than Megan Fox…now all someone needs to do is kill off Megan Fox in real life, instead of just in movie and while you plot that, here is a video of Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in video….

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Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure there are a few guys out there who are going nuts over these pictures and not because they are of a lingerie model but because they are of a girl holding a balloon like she was 5. I am hoping that you are not one of those people because sexualizing little kid activities is really fucking creepy, unless that little kid activity is oral sex in the backyard after playing doctor…but that’s totally different than kids playing innocently in the park with their balloons, cuz it’s an activity people of all ages can appreciate…one of those timeless classics that doesn’t make you a pedophile if you try to incorporate it into sex with some girl you got drunk enough to agree to sex with you…but dressing the bitch up in pigtails with a balloon and grass stained knees while making her pretend she lost her mom while talking in a baby voice isn’t….so I don’t know what Miranda Kerr is doing or who she is trying to appeal to by being cute and playful like she’s 5, but it’s gotta be bad… Pics via Bauer

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