I can’t say that I knew too much about Xenia Tchoumitcheva here before coming across these pictures, but after a little research, I was able to find out that she’s a Russian/Swiss model. And she’s got one hell of an impressive resume: apparently she speaks five languages, has a business background, is an actor and TV host, and she’s even a blogger. Meanwhile, I can barely spell her last name without help. Anyway, looks like I just lost my top spot as the sexiest blogger in the business. Wow. Continue reading →
I don’t know anything about Iana Godnia, I just know that she’s showing her tits for Vogue Russia, which means this isn’t softcore porn or anything to sexualize, it is tits for the sake of fashion…not for the sake of Playboy…there is a difference, get you head out of the gutter… I also know that I love all things Russia and by all things, I mean Russian girls, partially because I am broke and my only leverage point to seduce them is a Canadian Paassport, which is apparently more desirable than a Russian passport,….but mainly because all the ugly ones seem to have died off with Communism. Seriously, they may not have souls, but they are all fucking sexy as hell…not that Iana Godnia is Russian, but why else would she be doing Vogue Russia..right…
Her name is Alyssa Barbara. I’ve been following her on her INSTAGRAM because she’s pretty fucking amazing. She’s from Canada, and lives in Canada, all while Canada is the worst. I know this because I live here, and I know people from here, and none of those people look anything like this, but if they did, and apparently they do, I wouldn’t be so miserable…not that they would talk to me when they do look like this…because I am repulsive…but you know what I mean…and that is that I’d like to suck the maple syrup out of her ass with my tongue…because one thing I do know about Canadians in Canada is that they all shit maple syrup.
People are saying that Victoria’s Secret forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipple from their recent catalog. I am going to say that these kinds of accidents don’t just happen, before any of this shit goes to print, 100 people sign off on it. I think that they are just slowly stepping up their game, but saying “hey why don’t we show what the lingerie actually looks like, instead of erasing body parts”…since this is the porn generation, nipples aren’t a big fucking deal, and these are models who are paid a lot of money to show their fucking nipples. They just can’t come out and do it over night, it will upset the Christians, test the waters, get some press, because people like Candice’s Nipple, especially one week before Christmas…in strategic, basic, but strategic use of nipples, probably a few years too late, since Nipples are hardly as shocking and the real impact would come spread ass with two black cocks shoved in her… Either way, here’s to brighter future for a shitty brand that uses amazing girls for their marketing… TO SEE THE WHOLE CATALOG CAMPAIGN THAT SUCKS CLICK HERE
D-d-d-d-draws UNIT! 50 Cent Closes $78 Million Underwear Deal Via CNBC Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson has closed a $78 million deal with FRIGO Revolution Wear to promote men’s underwear. The famed rapper announced the deal on Instagram on Monday before appearing on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” to endorse the $100 briefs. 50 Cent admits that the product was designed prior to his involvement, but he is quick to defend the hefty price tag. He told Meyers, “Women spend so much money on lingerie; it’s the right project for men.” Read MoreJessica Alba: Business is hard! FRIGO Revolution Wear boasts that their products “were created to revolutionize the underwear industry by offering men optimal comfort, moisture-control and support, with style and practicality in mind.” The company has partnered with former Yankees short-stop Derek Jeter and current New York Knicks player Carmelo Anthony. This isn’t 50 Cent’s first foray into the endorsement business. In fact, the rapper owes most of his wealth to the $100 million sale of his stake in VitaminWater. Forbes estimated that the rapper was worth $140 million in April of 2014. That figure has likely increased now that he has signed with FRIGO. Fellas, would like to have 50 Cent wrapped around your package? Image via Getty
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t acted in a movie that anyone actually cared about in over a decade. Fortunately, that’s freed her up to focus on her real talents – guzzling booze and getting naked for money! All this week, she’s been honing both of her skills like they’re going out of style (and given how rapidly she’s aging, they might be). First, Lindsay got hammered with her 20-year-old sister in London, and now she’s bringing sexy back to the holiday season with the help of a Mr. Rogers-style cardigan: Lindsay Lohan: Topless For Love Magazine! Yes, it’s the latest installment in Love magazine’s series of weird, sexy “advent calendar” videos. You may remember it as the series that previously brought us such memorable images as Kendall Jenner getting spanked by Santa . But even that disturbing scene makes more sense than Lindsay writhing around in your grandfather’s sweater like she’s trying to scrape some spilled coke from the pockets. Look, we get it. Lindsay Lohan gets naked for attention , and this is really nothing new. The problem is, it seems like every time she does this, she expects a massive response from the Internet. You’d think someone who does so many drugs would understand that you can’t do the same thing over and over and get the same effect. At this point, in order to achieve the same impact as the Lindsay’s Playboy photos , she would have to stand behind an x-ray machine and juggle chainsaws, or something. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised.
I saw Nina Agdal in person…along with being a drunken rude person, she’s also monster sized, downs syndome headed, totally overrated….and must have pulled off a serious scam…by fucking the right people…or something….but then again, when in pictures half naked…for cheesy fucking Christmas shoots…for what I assume is a cheesy fucking underwear company….I mean if they were legit they’d probably use a real model, not a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, since Sports Illustrated models…are lowest common denominator models…not that it matters..this is her job…and she’s good enough at it. because she’s half naked…
If you’ve been paying attention to the site these past couple months, then you already know that Alyssa Barbara is my new favorite Canadian and one of my new favorite hotties period. And if you haven’t, well, then consider this latest set of lingerie pictures your official wake-up call. Now, does anyone know where I can buy a pair of flame-resistant sweatpants? Because I’m going to need them if Alyssa keeps this up.
Naomi Campbell was at one point in time one of the biggest things in modelling, which is almost amazing to think about, because the world is racist, and most tall black girls aren’t made into millionaire models, but instead used for other things, like the mom of 6 babies with different daddies…I’ve seen Maury…I know how it is… Luckily, I’ve never been a racist, I mean the first tits I ever jerked off to were from National Geographic African tribes, and I’ve carried that love for black women with saggers into my adult life, not that I’ve ever banged any black girls, they always give me atitude and laugh at my small penis…but I would… Not that this has anything to do with Naomi Campblell, the billionaire dating supermodel, who clearly still has it going on in Agent Provocateur lingerie….but this is my site, I’ll talk about what I want to…
I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…
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