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Kahili Blundell Will Blow Your Pants Off

I’m never going to be a huge UFC fan, I just can’t understand the appeal of watching sweaty dudes roll around on the ground for a couple rounds. But if there’s one thing about it that I do like, it’s the ring girls, especially when they’re as epically hot as busty Aussie Kahili Blundell here. And actually, that gives me a great idea. Maybe there is a way to make me a UFC fan, after all: by getting Kahili and her fellow ring girls to be the ones rolling around together. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d definitely pony up the pay-per-view for that.

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Angeline Suppiger Does FHM Good

I’ve never been very good with languages, considering 90% of my brainpower is usually committed to remembering which hotties I haven’t proposed to yet. So I can’t tell you much about Swiss model Angeline Suppiger from her shoot in the latest issue of FHM Spain . Luckily though, these pictures need no translation. A hot lingerie model looks the same in any language. So relax, you can stop pretending to be reading this for the articles and just enjoy.

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Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives… Right..

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:19am PST Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn. Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested… Amazing.

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Dita Von Teese for XXXTIAN of the DAy

Dita Von Teese partnered up with Christian LeBoutin, the shoe guy, to create a vintage luxury lingerie line called XXXTIAN…reminding everyong that if you’re an average looking girl with a fansite in the 90s, rocking a scam like Burlesque, where your original end goal was todo Playboy or something, you can parlay that into something major if you pretend it is exclusive or artistic. This girl must be in her 40s now, and gets paid millions of dollars a year to do what she does….cosmetic companies love her, now lingerie and fashion brands love her, and she’s not even hot, in fact, she did burlesque because she wasn’t hot enough to do real stripping, and it fucking worked… Be a slut or a whore, but don’t let anyone know that you are….position it and win…

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Pam Anderson is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

So LOVE MAGAZINE’S ADVENT CALENDAR – something I’ve been posting for the last many years – because they feature a fun video of a fun babe – half naked – for Christmas – has pushed the limits of miracles by featuring Pam Anderson and her nipple in today’s calendar entry, that may or may not be a fucking nightmare before Christmas to you, up on some ugly sweater kick…but that is amazing to me…not because it turns me on – but because it hasn’t died of hepatitis…

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Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek . According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Natasha Galkina Is The Most Beautiful Girl In The World Part 2

Remember how earlier in the week I said that Natasha Galkina here was the most beautiful girl in the world ? Well, on the off chance that any of you degenerates out there didn’t believe me, first, you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked out, then check out this latest lingerie shoot from the Russian model/actress. Hooked yet? I thought so. But not to worry, because there’s more hotness where this came from on Natalie’s Instagram . I recommend checking it out every 4-6 hours, or as needed. You’re welcome. Photos: Natalia Holiday

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Wonderbra Celebrates Its 20th Anniversary With Boobs!

Note to Victoria’s Secret and all the other lingerie companies out there: now this is how you celebrate a major lingerie event. You know, by actually getting models to show up wearing your product. Apparently it’s Wonderbra’s 20th anniversary, and they threw a big party in Madrid with a bunch of hotties in lingerie. So make sure to join the celebration and enjoy. I’ll bust out the streamers and fancy Kleenex I save for special occasions. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ana Beatriz Barros in Horrible Bikini Pics of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Victoria’s Secret model, one of those Brazilian, might be a tranny, because that’s what the casting director at Victoria’s Secret was into in the late 90s…you can never really tell with trannies these days, at least 5 trannies have right swiped me on tinder, I am not into dabbling with that…but a lot of dudes are, 6 out of 10 of the top selling porns are tranny porns and there has to be a reason for that, a reason I don’t understand, because I would take a titless girl with a vagina over a big titty dude with a dick but maybe I am the weird one…statistically…I am.. All this to say, these are the worst catalog lingerie pics I’ve ever seen…ever…

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