Jenelle Evans, possibly the craziest MTV reality star of all time – not a small feat mind you – has certainly proven adept at dropping her pants. Dropping Kieffer Delp, conversely, is something she hasn’t mastered. Once again, she is back with the deadbeat who’s gotten physical with her more than once and supposedly leaked Jenelle Evans nude photos after she dumped him. All water under the naked bridge now, though, apparently. They’re totally gonna last this time. Speaking of naked pics, here’s one Kieffer recently Tweeted! As unappealing as it is to see Kieffer clutching Jenelle’s bare behind, it’s good to see the violent, restraining order days are behind them … for now. Speaking of violence and restraining orders, Jenelle Evans is in the process of getting one against ex-fiance Gary Head, who she split with in July. Kieffer allegedly spiraled into a rage upon seeing Gary (who Jenelle accuses of assault), chasing him around the parking lot at Jenelle’s court date Monday. A day in the life of Jenelle Evans. Poor Jace.
Welcome, readers, to another Olympic edition of THG’s Caption Contest ! Yesterday’s Olympic Caption Contest featured badass gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Follow the link to see who won that contest, then prepare for a new one! This shot from before the opening ceremonies speaks for itself. At least we think it should. Given the chance to carry the torch, will.i.am … does this. What is he thinking or saying or doing? You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner tomorrow . Best of luck!
Olympian Lauren Perdue is one of America’s top swimmers, but she’s making even more based on some Tweets she sent out – about LeBron James. Just before the Olympics, Perdue, who competes today in the 4×200-meter freestyle relay, wrote, “Lebron James just invited me to dinner… Um wuuuutttt?!?” Around that time, this photo showed up on Perdue’s Instagram account. That is most definitely LeBron James, NBA champion and Team USA member: Lauren told the Charlotte Observer today that before the Games began, the “Dream Team” hung out with the swimmers at a USA Olympic function. At that point, LeBron did indeed invite Perdue to dinner. “He was kind of joking,” she said. “But he was basically like, ‘Would you like to eat with me at the dining hall?’ And I said, ‘Um, I’m sorry, I have a curfew.'” “So I turned [LeBron] down, yeah.” While unexpected, the request seems harmless enough, and it’s unfair to assume any sleazy intent by LeBron, who is engaged to Savannah Brinson . It’s just the dining hall, a very public place. Don’t expect him in Kobe’s doghouse anytime soon … unless Savannah is taking cues from Vanessa Bryant .
A near-perfect vault by McKayla Maroney was probably the biggest highlight of the U.S. women’s gymnastics team’s Olympic gold medal win last night – even if the judges inexplicably docked her a quarter of a point. McKayla, 16, nailed the vault, showcasing the Amanar – a tricky, near-impossible skill that just a handful of gymnasts in the world can do – with such precision, her coach couldn’t believe her score wasn’t the maximum. “It. Was. The. Best. Vault. Ever,” Marta Karolyi said. Watch below and you’ll see, it’s hard to argue that:
Slamming NBC’s coverage of the Summer Olympics has become as much of a sport these days as swimming, archery or basketball. The network is not airing many key events as they happen. It’s even spoiling its very own primetime tapings by announcing the winner of various races earlier in the day. It’s a mess all around. But Jon Stewart has found a different reason to go off on NBC: its decision to cutaway from an Opening Ceremony tribute to the victims of the 7/7/05 bombing in London… in favor of an interview between Ryan Seacrest and Michael Phelps. Jon Stewart Slams NBC “You wouldn’t air a six-minute tribute to the rest of the world’s terror victims? Because the world’s most overexposed land-based mammal had a chance to speak to the world’s most overexposed water-based mammal?” Stewart asks in the clip above NBC has defended the decision by noting that it tailors the Olympics for an American audience, giving Stewart an easy target, considering the woeful ratings that network has endured for years: “You’re NBC! You don’t know how to tailor television for an American audience!” Point, Jon Stewart.
Everyone together now: USA! USA! USA! The women’s gymnastics team took to the mat, the balance beam and the vault today in London and left absolutely no doubt in the minds of spectators or judges: they are the best in the world. The quintet of Jordyn Wieber, Gabrielle Douglas, Alexandra Raisman, Kyla Ross and McKayla Maroney EASILY captured the Gold Medal a few moments ago, destroying second place Russia by five points. The U.S. squad finished with a total of 183.596. The victory ought to be especially sweet for Wieber, who was left in tears on Sunday after she failed to advance to the final round of the individual competition. America last took home the top prize at the 1996 Games in Atlanta. Stars and stripes and perfectly stuck dismounts forever, citizens. Stars and stripes and perfectly stuck dismounts forever.
Perhaps they should just ban Twitter use at the Olympics… First, Greek athlete Voula Papachristou was thrown out of the Games by her native country after posting an inappropriate message about African-Americans. Then, Michel Morganella was given the boot from the Swiss Soccer team after Tweeting that he wants to punch and burn opponents form South Korea. Now, British diver Tom Daley is at the center of a social media scandal, though this time the athlete is the victim. Some complete moron responded to Daley’s fourth-place finish in synchronized diving on Monday by saying the 18-year old let his father down by not earning a spot on the medal stand.
Paris Hilton’s mystery man has just been revealed! In related news, Paris Hilton has a mystery man. According to recent reports, the socialite / reality star / aspiring DJ was spotted at famously expensive club Les Caves du Roy in St. Tropez, France, chatting all night with South African artist Conor McCreedy. Here’s a pic of them: Seen here pictured here looking close at the exclusive club, Paris was even seen planting a kiss on the artist’s cheek. Breaking news, we know. In May Paris was dumped by Afrojack . Prior to that, she was in a long-term relationship with Vegas businessman Cy Waits. Prior to that, we kinda forget. Anyway, yeah. You’re caught up on Paris. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa is reportedly livid with the NBA star over pics of him partying with women in Spain last week, but is standing by him … for now. Vanessa Bryant flew to watch him play in the London Olympics as planned. Sources close to Vanessa say she is “furious” and “embarrassed” over the photos of Kobe chatting up women at a party last week in Barcelona. Here’s one TMZ photo of Kobe and the girls in question at a nightclub: Reportedly, Vanessa’s anger at Kobe is not because she thinks he was putting it to those girls, but for being in a potentially embarrassing situation. Whatever you want to make of that, Vanessa Bryant was pissed. As for the fact that Kobe’s shirtless, but he says someone spilled a drink on him, and he was only briefly shirtless before changing into a new shirt. Add that to your book of excuses, guys. The couple all but finalized their divorce earlier this year before reconciling, so you know this really didn’t go over well. Still, she’ll be by his side in London. Vanessa reportedly says things have been going well with the basketball great since she called off the divorce , and feels this hurdle will be cleared as well.