Actor Jason London was dazed, confused and worse for the wear Sunday night after being arrested for assault and disorderly conduct at a bar in Scottsdale, Ariz. He allegedly sneezed on and then slugged a fellow patron. London, showing “extreme signs of alcohol impairment,” started cursing at the paramedics who were trying to assess him for injuries inside the Martini Ranch. Police say London tried to shove another officer, who then kneed the actor’s outer right thigh to get him to sit down. The fun/insanity did not end there. After London had ultimately refused medical treatment, the 40-year-old actor allegedly replied, “F–k you! You won’t do s–t for me, you f–king hillbilly!” “I know what you f–king are! F–k you; I want to go home!” En route to the police station, London continued to rant, asking the arresting officer if he liked being a cop and becoming irate when the officer didn’t answer. “Guess what, f—-t? I f–king love this!” he exclaimed. “I f–king own you guys so hard. I’m rich and a motherf–king famous actor! F–king look me up, bitch!” “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea,” he added, then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants, adding “I told you I’m happy as s**t.” When they tried to question London at the stadium, officers say he flipped him off with both hands and stuck his tongue out, They asked if he understood his rights. “I’m a f–king movie star, I know what the f–k to do!” was his reply. Police eventually called London’s wife, Sophia, to inform her of her husband’s arrest, to which she replied, “I know he’s an a–hole when he drinks.” That settles that. London was cited for assault and disorderly conduct and was released early Monday after joining THG’s Celebrity Mug Shots Hall of Fame.
The release of the first issue of a three-part prequel comic to Star Trek Into Darkness has lent some credence to the theory that the true villain of JJ Abram’s upcoming movie is not Khan or Gary Mitchell , but rather Robert April, the very first captain of the Starship Enterprise. HitFix’s Drew McWeeny first raised the idea late last year after Abrams’ Bad Robot held a press day for the feature, which hits theaters in May, and now Brandon Connelly at Bleeding Cool has posted panels from the prequel comic which feature April. Star Trek Into Darkness screenwriter/producer Roberto Orci has said that the film’s will be a canon character, and April is. He was introduced in the animated Star Trek series that ran for 22 episodes in 1973 and ’74. As McWeeny notes below, although Bad Robot has not confirmed that April figures in Star Trek Into Darkness , the plot of the animated episode that featured April appears to dovetail with aspects of the movie that have been revealed so far: He first appeared in the animated series, and in the episode where he appeared, it was established that he was was the first Captain of the Enterprise, even before Pike. He was much older in the episode, “The Counter-Clock Incident,” which you can watch right now if you have NetFlix Instant. In that episode, everyone on the Enterprise starts to age backwards, and by the time they’re all kids, unable to fix the problem, only April and his wife are still old enough to figure out how to reverse the process. April figuring out that mechanism for how to control aging and even reverse it could be an important part of the plot for “Star Trek Into Darkness.” If you saw the first nine minutes of the film in front of ” The Hobbit ,” then you already know that the film opens with a London couple driving to the hospital where their daughter lies immobilized, and from the few shots we see of her, she appears to be aging too rapidly. At the end of that scene, her father (Noel Clarke) steps outside for some air, and that’s when Cumberbatch shows up and tells him, “I can cure her.” As McWeeny points out in his post, Peter Weller , who’s also in STID could very well turn out to be April instead of Cumberbatch, who Abrams has chosen to identify simply as John Harrison . Whoever he turns out to be when the movie finally premieres, one thing is clear: this whole who-is-Benedict-Cumberbatch? mystery is brilliant guerrilla marketing on Bad Robot’s part. Here’s the revealing comic panel that Bleeding Cool posted. It’s the final page of the first issue of Star Trek: Countdown to Darkness. [ HitFix , Bleeding Cool ] More on Star Trek Into Darkness : ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’: Cumberbatch’s Identity, Carol Marcus, And A New ‘Trek’ Villain Theory Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
After years of denial, Lance Armstrong finally admitted to using performance enhancement drugs, but reports say that he may have still been deceitful. … Continue
SMH at the burglar talking about he “uses the sauna all the time”… According to USA Today: Authorities in Northern California say a man arrested in nothing but a trench coat and socks after a break-in told investigators he had been using the homeowner’s sauna. Calaveras County sheriff’s deputies arrested 49-year-old Robert London this week after they responded to a report of a burglary at a home in San Andreas. He pleaded not guilty Thursday to charges of burglary and possession of stolen property. Sheriff’s Sgt. Chris Hewitt says arriving deputies found the homeowner on top of a nearly naked London on the driveway. The homeowner said he discovered London going through his kitchen cabinets and chased him out the door. Hewitt says London told investigators he thought the house was vacant, and he had used the sauna there in the past. Wow. Sounds like these people need a better security system. If they can afford a sauna, they damn sure can afford some ADT!
If you thought Samuel L. Jackson urging a white reporter to say the N-Word was humorous… you may wanna watch this video. During an interview with London’s 95.8 Capital FM station this week, the actor took a few moments to cover “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift . Really, what else do you need to know? Listen now to Jackson’s somewhat dirtier version now: Samuel L. Jackson – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” Not bad, huh? Now visit our friends at Movie Fanatic to browse through Jackson’s controversial Django Unchained quotes !
Lindsay Lohan is an actual, high-class escort who pays her bills by dating rich men, according to a new report … using quotes from her father, Michael Lohan. Just when you think you’ve heard everything. Desperate for money, the troubled actress has, celebrity gossip site Radar Online claims, begun offering up her “services” as a professional escort. Bolstering this claim? None other than her dear ol’ dad. “She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael Lohan said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out … it’s disgusting!” MiLo isn’t the only one dishing on her alleged new profession. “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts,” someone close to her revealed. No one is suggesting that Lohan is doing anything more than act as arm candy for rich playboys who like to be seen with beautiful and famous women. However, that’s definitely the implication of an “escort.” One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients ? A man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim. A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration. Wealthy Spanish-American painter Domingo Zapata is another client who reportedly supported the troubled actress for much longer than a holiday. “Domingo let Lindsay live in his penthouse at the Bowery Hotel in NYC for free and at his L.A. pad at Chateau Marmont [for months],” says one of his confidantes. “They’re both super swanky,” the source said, adding that there’s no way a broke Lindsay Lohan could’ve afforded either of those trips on her own. What do you think: Is Lindsay an escort? Would you hire her? Will she be lavished with this kind of royal treatment in Lynwood Cell Block D later this year?
SIGN THE PETITION FOR THE RELEASE OF DARREN’S COVER OF “DRESS YOU UP” AS A CHARITY SINGLE!!! (AND SHARE!) twitition.com Promo video for Fashion’s Night Out (September 6, 2012) The song is a cover of “Dress You Up” from Madonna’s 1984 album “Like A Virgin” sung by Darren Criss (Glee, StarKid) (Although I would totally UNdress him right away with this stubble and those moves!!! Wouldn’t you?!) Also participating: Justin Bieber, Victoria Beckham, Taylor Swift, Olivia Wilde, Usher, Julie Bowen… New York City, Paris, London, Tokyo… stores all over the world will stay open late on Sept 6, 2012 to celebrate Fashion! You can get official FNO apparel here: fashionsnightout.com http://www.youtube.com/v/QSQg3Wn9ATQ?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read this article: Fashion’s Night Out 2012 – Dress You Up by Darren Criss [HQ]
Hate it or Love it?? Kerry Washington ‘s been on one red carpet after the other while promoting Django Unchained and she’s been a showstopper in each country the cast has visited. For the London premiere of Django, Kerry opted for a more classic look. Donning a white and gray, horse print ball gown by Giles Deacon for the event, Kerry looked stunning as she rocked a berry-stain on her famous lips. Hit the flip for more and check out some of Kerry’s other looks from the promotional tour!
Remember them love letters we told you Mick Jagger’s former black boo thang sold for a fortune last month? Apparently the rocker is all in a rage at Marsha Hunt over having his private thoughts become so public. But it’s not the first time he’s gotten heated with Hunt, the former couple were at odds for a number of years over his unwillingness to acknowledge or support his daughter Karis. The Daily Mail did a thorough break down of the drama: But it was this auction that reopened old wounds with Mick, who is said to be furious that his private thoughts have been sold to the highest bidder. American Miss Hunt, who now lives in a dilapidated house in rural France that urgently requires repairs, candidly admits she sold the letters to a mystery collector because she needs the money. ‘I’m broke,’ she says. ‘Anyone who has the impression that I have money knows nothing about me. I had friends who came to visit from Pennsylvania and there was no electricity in the house because the bill had been too high. ‘One of my friends said: “Surely you’ve got something you could sell?” ’ Back in the late Sixties, Mick announced his affair with Miss Hunt in typically public — if heartless — fashion. Two days after the band’s ex-guitarist Brian Jones was found dead in the swimming pool of his Sussex home, the Rolling Stones played a tribute concert to him in front of 250,000 people in London’s Hyde Park. This being Mick, the solemnity of the occasion on July 5, 1969, would not be allowed to interfere with his raging libido. For sitting in the crowd, just yards from his live-in girlfriend of three years, Marianne Faithfull, was singer Marsha, the latest celebrity notch on the Jagger bedpost. And, as if inviting both rivals for his affection was not brazen enough, Mick tactlessly, and tastelessly, opened the musical part of the show by belting out a cover version of the rock song I’m Yours And I’m Hers. Its not-so-hidden-meaning spoke volumes about Jagger’s monumental ego and his callously flippant approach to his female conquests. Certainly, it was a cruel public humiliation for the 22-year-old Marianne, given that she — along with half of London — was already well aware that her singer boyfriend was cheating on her with Hunt. But Faithfull wasn’t giving up so easily, she flew to Australia to be by his side and after he rejected her she tried killing herself by taking barbiturates. She was in a coma for several days, during which Mick stayed busy writing letters to Marsha Hunt. Some of the letters, which were included in the auction last month, were even written on headed hotel notepaper in the room at the city’s Chevron hotel, where Miss Faithfull had tried to kill herself days earlier. Jagger had first spotted Miss Hunt when she appeared as the female lead in the controversial musical Hair. Mick, who had developed a taste for beautiful black girls, got his PA to contact Marsha to ask her to appear on the cover of the Stones’ new single, Honky Tonk Women, dressed as a tart. She refused, but a few nights later, Mick turned up at her flat in London’s Bloomsbury. Within days their clandestine affair was in full swing. Born into a poor family in Philadelphia, Marsha had studied at the prestigious Berkeley University in California, before coming to Britain in 1966 at the age of 20. Her stunning looks quickly attracted a string of famous suitors, including Marc Bolan and her co-star in Hair, Paul Nicholas. Jagger, in a testament to those politically incorrect times, nicknamed his new lover Miss Fuzzy. And, while in Australia the following year, it was for her that he wrote Brown Sugar — his provocative eulogy to interracial sex and drugs that he had crudely originally titled Black P***y. Within months, his faltering relationship with Marianne Faithfull was over and Mick moved Marsha into his house overlooking the Thames on Chelsea embankment. Already missing Marianne’s son, Nicholas, to whom he had become a surrogate father, he took Marsha out to Mr Chow restaurant in Knightsbridge, where he asked her to have his child. She quickly became pregnant and a misty-eyed Jagger talked about wanting a son, whom he had decided, in typical flower-power fashion, to call Midnight Dream. The social-climbing Jumpin’ Jack Flash also decided he would send the boy to Eton. But within three months, Jagger was already going cold on the relationship — and was casting his roving eye over the latest of a carousel of girls he had marked down to share his bed. Stung by Mick’s coolness towards her, Marsha moved out. He wasted no time in installing another beautiful American — 22-year-old Californian model Catherine James into his Chelsea home. Despite Marsha carrying his child, practically all references to her and the baby were quickly airbrushed out of his life. Catherine James told me: ‘When I moved into Mick’s house, I knew about Marsha, but his relationship with her was already over. It didn’t seem a big deal to him. He just mentioned that she was a girl he had met who had got pregnant. He said he wasn’t in love with her, but she was very talented. ‘I felt he was not encumbered by anything, not by Marsha or the baby. He was young, and I didn’t get the impression he was thinking seriously about becoming a father and being part of this child’s life.’ Hit the flip for more details.