Wait… what?!? Did we hear that correctly?!? What, exactly, did Kim Kardashian say in a Vogue-sponsored podcas t in November of 2015? We're so glad you asked! Scroll down for some of the most absurd words to come out of this large-breasted star's mouth… 1. She Once Flew to Paris Just for Cheesecake “I don’t like cheesecake but the cheesecake at Hotel Costes…It’s heaven. I flew in, maybe a couple months ago, just to have a last hoorah of all the food that I’m not going to be able to have for a while. And I get there, and they tell me they didn’t have it. And I was like, ‘You don’t understand! I leave tomorrow!’ I think I flew for one night…And they got it and it really made my day.” 2. She Does More Than Just Pose Naked for Her New App “It’s not an easy job. There’s so much work put into it, more than people I think even realized. So I’m proud that they’ve been doing so well.” 3. Her Pregnancy Diet Includes… “Every morning I have egg whites and avocado and a piece of toast. And for lunch I love a salad, and then dinner it’s usually a risotto or a pasta.” 4. She Has a Sweet Tooth, Not a Turkey Tooth “I actually don’t love Thanksgiving food, isn’t that weird?. I don’t love it all. I love the tradition and I love hanging out with the family, but I don’t really love the food so I never get tempted really. But around Christmas time I love the sweets and all of that.” 5. She Loves Instagram, But… “It’s pretty crazy once you don’t post something… you get into that mode and things are going on in your life. It’s almost as if it never happened because you didn’t post it. Like, people didn’t believe my sisters graduated from high school because we didn’t post about it!” (NOTE: That’s not why we didn’t believe it, Kim.) 6. More Selfies are Coming! “I’m going to do a holiday edition [of my selfie book] with just a new picture on the cover. And there might be a few more photos on the inside.” View Slideshow
Prepare to shed all the tears, Hollywood Gossip readers. All thanks to an 18-year-old named Jake Bailey. A week before the senior high school student was scheduled to give a speech at his graduation in New Zealand, he was diagnosed with Burkitt's non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, a fast-growing form of cancer. Despite this grim prognosis, however, the Senior Monitor (equivalent to Class President in America) left his hospital bed, climbed into his wheelchair and delivered words of moving wisdom to teacher and classmates at Christchurch Boy's High School assembly. “I wrote a speech, and a week before I was due to deliver this speech tonight they said, 'You've got cancer,' ” he said from a wheelchair, continuing: “They said, 'If you don't get any treatment within the next three weeks, you're going to die.' Then they told me I wouldn't be here tonight to deliver this speech.” Principal Nic Hill was prepared to give Bailey’s speech on the teenager’s behalf, but it turned out this wasn’t necessary. “Here's the thing, none of us get out of life alive, so be gallant, be great, be gracious and be grateful for the opportunities you have,” Bailey said. “We don't know where we might end up, or when we might end up. “The future is truly in our hands. Forget about long term dreams, lets be passionately dedicated to the pursuit of short term goals.” These would be inspiring words coming from anyone, let alone coming from a brave young man basically on his deathbed. The senior finished his speech with the school's motto, “Altiora Peto,” which translates to “I seek higher things.” Watch now. Prepare to cry. And be amazed at how those in attendance pay tribute to Bailey upon completition of his speech. God bless you, Jake Bailey.
The very foundation of a royal marriage – nay – any marriage is built on the time spent together between man and wife. So how the devil are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge expected to keep their union strong if Her Majesty keeps filling up their calendar! RUDE. JK JK, this story is a bunch of crap; OK! has it on made up good authority that the Queen “has approved more romantic dates” for William and Catherine. WAIT! Her Majesty isn’t just going to hand over permission for alone time without demanding something in return. Do you think Ursula just gave Ariel human legs? The Queen wants William to take over the couple’s public speaking duties, since Catherine sucks at giving speeches. Her Royal Highness “hasn’t quite mastered the confidence necessary to properly represent the royals when speaking in public.” View Slideshow: 21 Royally Hot Kate Middleton Bikini Photos The Cambridges are so excited about their court-approved date nights that they’re planning a vacation to Mustique in late November! “[Kate and Wills] are determined to keep the romance alive and put their love first,” a source told the magazine, according to Celebrity Dirty Laundry. The story also alleges that the Queen can’t stand Carole Middleton and wants her kept away from Prince George and Princess Charlotte (“there are plenty of nannies to help care” for them), and is popping antacid over news about Prince Harry ‘s forthcoming love child . Hokay, so even without speaking to any source from Buckingham Palace or Kensington Palace, I can say with full confidence that this story is something out of a poorly-written Hallmark movie. First of all, William has made it crystal clear with palace courtiers and his family alike that no one, but no one, is to meddle in his private affairs. Following the untimely death of his mother, the Princess of Wales , those in his inner circle have obeyed the Duke’s requests. It’s been well documented that the Queen gives her grandson the amount of space he needs in order to build a successful marriage with Catherine. In 2012 William told biographer Robert Hardman that Her Majesty told him to forget whatever wedding invite list aides had drawn up (full of stuffy royal relatives and the like), start from scratch and invite his and Catherine’s friends first. Secondly, if there are any “fractures” in the royal marriage, then let’s take a look at William and Catherine’s body language at engagements. A friend of mine commented that they had “eye sex” during every engagement of their 2013 royal tour of New Zealand. As someone who’s made a living studying the British royal family, I am finding it very, very difficult to believe any of the quotes pulled from this story. The Cambridges may have spent a “romantic” minibreak in Dundee, Scotland, but they also had a day of events there on October 23rd. And with their alma mater, St. Andrews University about an hour away, it’s very likely they spent the night. Kate Middleton, Beyonce Meet-and-Greet As far as a vacation to Mustique, that’s not likely to happen until January or February; for the past few years Catherine has joined her family on the island for a private holiday. No tropical vacations are believed to take place from now until the end of the year, since the royal diary is always jam-packed through the holidays. The quote about “plenty of nannies” being able to care for George and Charlotte is false because they have one nanny, Maria Borrallo , who graduated from the prestigious Norland College. As for Carole, what the Queen thinks of Catherine’s mom is anyone’s guess. The Middletons have been included in everything from the planning of the royal wedding to Christmas Day church service, so if the Queen is not in love with Carole, she’s not showing it. To summarize, the Queen is almost 90, and upon her death, Prince Charles becomes sovereign. All of these facts mean that William and Catherine will need to take on more royal responsibilities, leaving them with less time to lead a more private, normal life that they prefer. This is likely where OK! started sniffing around for some sort of a “scoop.” View Slideshow: 16 Times Prince Harry Made Us Royally Swoon
I didn’t realize there were any other Teen Mom’s from MTV’s show “16 and Pregnant”…Farrah is the only one…. It’s a show I like to also call “Put pregnant teens on TV to inspire retard teens to get pregnant like the little retards they are in hopes of being on TV”….because these teens are idiots, into being on TV, as it validates their bullshit behavior… Well this Teen Mom who got pregnant at 15, because she’s one of God’s people who doesn’t believe in abortion posted some rant that randomly ended up in my feed…which I read and felt the need to bore you with..mainly because it includes breast feeding videos. It’s got 1,000,0000 views or likes or shares or some shit….which is big in terms of social media and I was blown the fuck away….Some cheesy looking party girl has a voice, all because she was on MTV, targeted the mainstream moron, and people actually listen to her…instead of pointing and laughing…. She’s basic mall shopping white trash…pregnant at 15…preaching about how to live a good life, because she really gets how to live, and not become a deadbeat party slut mom, and how to quit the party when you find out you’re pregnant with your second little parasite while still under the age of 25, that unfortunately has to live with you the next 18 years…unless they authorities remove it like it was a baby Lohan….but probably won’t as you know this bitch is going to exploit it to keep up the fame momentum… Garabge…here’s her insane rant… A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. A year ago today I smoked my last cigarette. A year ago today I put down the bottle. A year ago today completely changed my life for the better even though I thought it might change it for the worse. So many people look at me today and tell me how great of a mother I am and how I am “goals.” Currently, I can agree with these two things but that is not who I have always been. I got pregnant with my son at 15. I had never partied, never drank, never snuck out, the only “bad” thing I did was have sex. I stayed in school, had my son, and was the best mom I could be at 16. I went back to school a week after birth, kept my grades up, was back on the cheer team, and raising my son. I began to realize all of my peers were out on the weekends, drinking and having what I thought looked like fun. I was 17 now and my son was a little over 1. My mom had always been strict but I decided to ask if I could go to a party. Shockingly I got a yes. I went, I drank, and I loved it. It felt good to feel what I thought was “normal.” It felt good to be social and get out of the house. By 18/19 I was going out every weekend and even took a week trip to Florida for spring break. My time with friends and alcohol became greater as my time with my son became lesser. I was so focused on myself and finding out what I wanted that I neglected my son and our relationship. 20 came and I met my daughters dad. Admitting to me right away when we met, that he was an alcoholic. We clicked even though he was probably one of the worst people for me. Daily drinking, staying up till 5 am, and sleeping all day. Going days without seeing my son and not thinking twice about it. I was so lost in this “life” that I didn’t even know who I was anymore, I did not recognize the girl in the mirror. I let myself be treated like complete crap day in and day out by myself and by my boyfriend. I didn’t love myself therefore I could not love anyone else. I had no relationship with my family and rarely talked to my friends. October 31 2014, a fight escalated so badly that I was thrown into a wall and blacked out. I knew, I couldn’t do this anymore. I went out that night to drink, to numb a pain I didn’t even really feel anymore. The drinks made me sick, unknowingly to me, because I was pregnant. I woke up the next morning, still sick and questioning why two small drinks would make me feel so hungover. The thought of pregnancy ran across my mind but I didn’t think too much of it. As the day went on it kept popping up in my mind & I decided to buy a test JUST TO BE SURE I was NOT pregnant as I was going to be drinking again that night. I took the test so nonchalantly that I barely even paid attention. Fiddling with my phone, I noticed 2 LINES pop on the test below me. What. The. Fuck. I dropped to my knees and began sobbing. I wasn’t sure what to do and honestly thought it was just a false positive. 3 tests and an ER visit later, I finally realized I was actually pregnant. I quit everything cold turkey. I started eating healthy. I went back to school. I got a better job. I moved to a better place. I stayed away from her dad as much as possible. That day changed my life so much and I am forever grateful. My mother is now my best friend. I have my GOOD friends back. I have a relationship with God. I respect and LOVE myself. I have not gone a day without seeing Lyle since I became pregnant with Ellie. My idea of a fun Friday night is dancing around the kitchen with my kids while baking cookies and trying to see who can make Ellie laugh the loudest. Cuddling up in bed with both of my beautiful babies and watching Space Jam over and over. I get asked why Lyle didn’t change my life like I always say Ellie did. He did change my life, he made me a mom. But I did not know who I was or what I wanted outside of that because I was still so young and inexperienced in life. I’ve done the “party life” now and I never want to do it again. Nothing feels better that waking up to my kids and nothing feels worse than waking up hungover without them. They are my everything and I am grateful for BOTH of them. I’ve made mistakes and I’m not perfect but I can guarantee you that I will never miss a day with my kids ever again. Thank you November 1, 2014 for changing my life for the better, actually for the BEST. Thank you God. & thank you to all of my friends and family who have stuck with me through it all and have always been there even when I didn’t deserve it. A year ago I was a lost, scared, mindless, little girl and today I am a strong, motivated, happy WOMAN and MOTHER Anyway, she had her second kid, posted some breast feeding videos, and I support breast feeding…even on trashy party slut girls…who must be under 25, yet so damaged…talking about being a woman and a mother…but she also got pregnant at 15 and kept it…which clearly screams “Moron”… Society is doomed…this is how young idiots thing….what a joke…but breast feeding with duck face for the teen…next levels instagram selfies…genius. The post Teen Mom Nikkole Paulun Breast Feeeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gaspar Noe’s Love brings us real sex in limited release, Da Vinci’s Demons gives us a skinaissance on Starz!, and Naomi Watts and Laura Harring go lusty and lesbo in the Blu-ray re-release of Mulholland Dr .
Daytime soap actor Nathaniel Marston was critically injured on a Halloween night car crash. The soap star, who is most well-known for playing Eddie Silva on As The World Turns and Michael McBain on One Life to Live , is on life support. His mother, Elizabeth Jackson, made the sad announcement on her Facebook page on November 1. “Please pray for my son Nathaniel Marston,” Elizabeth desperately wrote. “He was in a car accident last night and is in the intensive care on life support. Back and neck broken in several places. Other internal injuries. Please pray that he will recover and walk again.” While doctors treated Nathaniel, his mother kept fans updated: “Just spoke to highway patrol and tribal police. In case rumor mill gets going. Nate was sober according to cops.” She added, “Waiting to speak to Dr. Please pray that Nate does not end up a parapalegic..neck broken and fracuted in neck vertabrea 3,4,5,6, and 7.” “Shoulder broken along with all ribs. Collapsed lung and pnenoma. Please please pray for him.” Tragically, Nathaniel will likely be paralyzed from the neck down. After speaking to the doctor, the devastated mother wrote, “Spoke to Nates Dr. In all likely hood if he lives he will be paralyzed from the neck down and will not breathe without a ventilator machine. Oh my God please give me strength.” Our hearts go out to Nathaniel and his family during this difficult time. View Slideshow: Celebrities We Lost in 2015
Lindsay Lohan posts a lot of selfies, but they’re usually just sad reminders that Lindsay sucks at Photoshop and is really insecure about her appearance. Over the weekend, however, Lindsay posted a pic that reminded us of a time when she was just a freckly young actress with a bright future ahead of her. Linds posted this poolside pic above while during 7,898 of the never-ending, globe-trotting vacation that she can somehow afford, and we have to say, she’s looking pretty good! Of course, Linds captioned the photo with a link to a page for Zimmer Ice Labs, which is a “cryotherapy” organization that’s been letting her freeze the wrinkles away for free, so even at her most natural, Lindsay is getting a lot of work. In any event, it’s nice to see LiLo bare-faced and beautiful. We’ve seen Lindsay without makeup before, but the last time she was nude and looking a bit unhinged. Lindsay’s been up to her usual antics lately: running around naked at weddings , wearing fake engage rings to attract attention, threatening to run for president, and expressing her love for murderous Columbian drug lords on her Instagram page. So it’s refreshing to see her do something semi-normal (like a post a no-makeup selfie) and actually look happy and healthy while doing it. It’s not every day that Lindsay Lohan does something that fills you with hope. Enjoy it. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Black Diner Asked Prepay For His Meal At Oregon Restaurant A black man, Brian Eason, has filed a $100,000 lawsuit against an Oregon restaurant for discriminatory practices according to OregonLive . Eason claims he was asked by his waitress to prepay for his breakfast at Elmer’s each time he placed an order while white diners were not. “I was kind of curious about it and said ‘Well, is that new?’ And she said ‘Yes, we had a few walk-aways and my boss asked me to ask for prepayment,” Eason told The Oregonian/OregonLive on Wednesday. Eason didn’t think anything of it, he said, until he later ordered another drink and the waitress again wanted prepayment. “I said ‘This is kind of odd that I have to prepay every time I order my food and drink,’” Eason recounted. “She said, ‘I think it’s discrimination and my boss is here, and she’s forcing me to have me do this.’” Eason finished his meal and left the restaurant, but returned shortly after to ask white folks if they had been asked to do the same. Of course, they were not. Eason said that after he spoke to the white customers about whether they had to prepay, he still wasn’t sure if he was going to do anything about it. But he couldn’t sleep that night and his family encouraged him to take action, he said. “My office is right down the street there,” Eason said. “It’s a constant reminder of ‘They don’t want me in there.’” The suit seeks $100,000 in damages because Eason has “suffered loss of sleep and feelings of racial stigmatization.” Get your money, brotha! F*** Elmer’s! Image via Instagram
Dear Bossip , I met a man at my job about a year ago. We will call him “Devon.” Devon was very persistent to get to know me. He would treat me to lunch every day and we would have conversations about everything. As time passed, we began to form a connection with one another. We had so much in common and we were definitely attracted to one another. I’m ashamed to say it, but, we were both in relationships. I can say that I wasn’t happy with my situation at home. I was more so comfortable than happy. I had someone I could depend on, but the love and sex were gone. I always asked Devon was he happy with his girlfriend and what was their relationship status, but he never would answer. I respected him for not telling me their business, but after a while it was like she didn’t exist. I ended my current situation at home and my ex had moved out. Devon would come over nearly every day. I believe with us spending so much time together, we both developed some sort of feelings. About 5 months had passed but we still hadn’t had sex. I’m an attractive woman and I don’t have any issues as far as dating, but I can honestly say I’ve never connected to ANY man like I have with him. It was really hard for me to walk away from that. Not to mention he had the qualities of a man that I always wanted. (Aside from cheating). We began to have a sexual relationship. The sex was amazing as well. Soon after that, we started telling each other we love each other. I never wanted nor expected him to end his relationship at home. Mainly because in the back of my mind I knew that wasn’t playing fair and I do believe in Karma. So, I guess I settled for becoming his “hook up chick.” After a while, I started to want more and I also wanted to know about his “girlfriend” just to see what she was like. So, I found her on social media. I saw pics of them hugged up. I realized the day the pics were taken he had asked to come spend time with me earlier that day. I was upset because he was really playing the role of the loving boyfriend. I tried blocking this woman out, but it was obvious he was “happy” with her. So, I decided it was finally time to leave him alone knowing I didn’t deserve that. I told him how I felt because I wanted him to know he hurt me and played with my emotions. He then claimed he just wanted to talk and showed up at my house. We didn’t have sex, instead he just held and kissed me. Like that was his way of saying he didn’t want me out of his life. I know he could have other women, but he still doesn’t want me to leave him alone. I’ve been avoiding seeing him. However, he has been making many attempts, along with calling and texting. I must admit, we had some great times and we connected. That’s what makes it hard to walk away. I love him but this situation has got me feeling so ashamed. Do I just change my number and move on? How do I heal from this? – Ms Ashamed Dear Ms. Ashamed , You’re messy! Point blank. You knowingly got involved with a co-worker who is already in a relationship. Mistake number one. You were also in a relationship, but you claim you were not happy, but comfortable. Regardless, you were already in a relationship and pursed another man. Mistake number two. You got involved with a co-worker. Mistake number three. You revealed intimate details about your relationship with “Devon,” yet, he never shared any details about his relationship with his girlfriend. Mistake number four. You were unhappy in your relationship and not once did you confide in your ex about your unhappiness. You didn’t address the issue at home, but went outside your relationship to seek solace. Mistake number five. Now, you are writing me a letter asking me to give you advice on helping you heal from this mess you made because you started sleeping with a man who had a girlfriend, and you knowingly and willingly became a side chick, so you want someone else to clean it up. Mistake number six. I want you to notice that you pursued a relationship with Devon because you were unhappy with your ex. You wanted Devon to save you from your mess. You wanted him to be your clean up man. (Yes, that is a pun, and yes, you want someone else to clean up behind the mess you keep creating.) Devon was never upfront with you about his relationship status with his girlfriend, and he was smart not too. He was playing you all along. He wanted one thing from you and he eventually got it. So, with his plan to make you his side chick, which you agreed to become, he listened to you whine and bish about your relationship, and he let you believe whatever you wanted to believe about him and his relationship. You both were in the wrong, and you both are trifling. The games you two are playing is how people get hurt physically, mentally, and emotionally. This is how diseases spread because people like you and Devon cheat on their spouses, and you don’t care about your own well-being or the people you are in relationships with. You are reckless. Immature. And, silly. Therefore, what I can tell you is that, first, you should have never gotten involved with someone you work with. Never sleep with a co-worker. Never confide in your co-worker about the intimate details of your relationship. They are your co-worker, not your friend, not your partner, and not your therapist. Second, you created this mess and decided to become his side chick. So, you knew your role and your lane. You allowed this to happen, even though you always wanted more from him. If you don’t want to be a side chick, then stop being a side chick. Third, he is not going to leave his girlfriend for you. He is not going to make you his woman. He wasn’t, isn’t, and doesn’t love you. You are fooling yourself to think he has any romantic feelings for you beyond sleeping with you on the side. He likes you, and he likes having sex with you that is why he keeps texting and calling you. He doesn’t want to give up his side chick. He is having his cake and eating it, too. Other than that, love is in your imaginary. Last, grow up! Think. Stop these childish games. Quit pursuing men who are already in relationships. He is not in love with you. You’re in love with someone who is unavailable. Why don’t you learn how to love yourself? Learn to work on you first, and stop looking for others to clean up the mess you make. Own your –ish. Take responsibility for your actions. – Terrance Dean ***(Attention all media/news outlets, if you use this story and letter, or any parts of this content for your outlets you must give credit to this site, the columnist, and his advice)*** Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? S hare your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean: loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter: @ terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook, click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
