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Olivia Medina is Hot as Fuck for Rogue of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Medina is hot as fuck at leasted when she is greased up for some Philippines magazine called Rogue, that you would have assumed was about caring for rich people’s bratty kids and houses, you know articles on how to get those whites whiter and how to make Jewish foods for the high holidays, but apparently I am ignorant, and Filipino’s have a real society that is more than just maids, I’m talking real industry, real fashion, real publishing…..and this bitch, Olvia Medina, is some half Filipino / half Canadian, probably from a white dad who fancied his hired help a little more than his wife would like, is cast as the half naked girl in it…and I think I may be in love….the kind of girl I’d pay the cleaning agency extra if they sent her to wash my dishes wearing this… Seriously a hot fucking body…Awesome.

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Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee in American Curves of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love fit girls…but I hate overly fit girls….but would probably take overly fit girls over fat girls….depite their enlarged clits….because fit girls are strong enough to bounce on cocks for 30-60 minutes thanks to all the power squats and cardio they do in the gym….but more importantly these fit girls always have fake tits….you just gotta see past the fucking faces that look like dudes…and embrace the sex drive the high testosterone gives them….because it is better than a pile of shit fat girl you have to do all the work on and she still has risk of stroke just laying there – it’s more disgusting than some mucles…..cuz sloth behavior and laziness and overeating on a woman is disgusting…. That said, Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee are two low as fuck level bitches who love attention and are clearly gym rats…and they are in a magazine called American Curves showing off muscle…

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Raquel Zimmermann Naked in Status Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Raquel Zimmermann, she’s some Brazilian model who is pushing 30….she’s not substantially hot, but I have POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….but more importantly, I have posted her previous NAKED PHOTOSHOOT ……and here she is again, in some magazine I’ve never heard of, showing some hot enough body that has a modeling contract, also known as a work permit for my dick… I guess the real issue at hand is figuring out if these nipples had anything to do with the killing of Hooded Trayvon…..maybe her street name is George….shit…I’m good at this tabloid shit. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person…. But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters…. I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Christina Hendricks Fat Titties in Easy Living Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought it was appropriate that Christina Hendricks was in a magazine called Easy Living, because based on her physique, that’s exactly what she’s been doing, you know laying on the couch with a tube shoved down her throat like a goose being made into foie gras, you know spending her Hollywood money on emotionally eating, in order to maintain the tits everyone obsesses over, even though they come with a fat ass, fat gunt, fat belly, fat thighs, fat arms and a fat ego cuz you idiots keep encouraging her…. I have never been a fan of fat chicks, I just marry them cuz they pay the rent….I just know their ability to maximize their fat tits with the help of the right bras and straps to make horny dudes crack and not worry about the rest of her that them tits pretty much erases. It’s a scam and I won’t stand for it….. On that note, here’s her cleavage in a sweater in some magazine. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Anna Friel in Tatler of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Friel is a PUDGY BITCH I’VE POSTED ON BEFORE who is on a show called Pushing Daisies that I’ve never seen. She’s married to or dating some actor called Rhys Ifans, who was engaged to Sienna Miller, and thus likely has some kind of gutter STD, cuz Sienna Miller just looks dirty, and that dirty has been transplanted from his dick to this new pussy, so of course they’ll end up together, they have limited options once those things happen, I mean except for the fact they are celebrities, which kinda discounts the STD being a liability thing, cuz people will fuck celebs, scabby dick or not…. Either way, now she’s got slutty for a magazine called Tatler, that I thought was a porn mag, but clearly not porno enough….here are the pics..

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Stephanie Pratt is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating. Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today… It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter…. Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years…. To See the Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn… So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is. Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying.. She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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Beyonce Trying to be Sexy While Mocking Trailer Trash for Dazed & Confused of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edgy Hipster Fashion magazine called Dazed & Confused did a shoot with Beyonce in the trailer park. They called it “The Simple Life”, where they glammed bitch up, sexed bitch up in lingerie, and set her doing low mocking poor person middle America shit….from eating Fruit Loops, to drinking slurpies to whatever else is going on in the picture and as a poor person…I take offense to this….but only cuz I want to see an uprising that makes Beyonce look like the devil cunt I know she is… See, I get the irony cuz it’s obvious and not that crafty and I’m not an idiot…I can always see through the parody, high concept shit fashion faggots come up with… Beyonce this fashion icon with all the money in the world..successful and rich in her own right, married to a billionaire on top of her pile of stupid money she’s got…living in 5 star hotels and designer clothes, glammed up and pampered…in a setting that so many Tornados have just recently torn up…. See, she’s too good for this kind of thing, alienating a huge percentage of her white trash trailer park fans…mocking them as they pick up the rubble of their lives…obnoxious and insensitive…tacky new money doesn’t remember where her granny the slave was brought up….behavior… So everyone turn on Beyonce while she’s trying to turn you on…. Here’s the video to hammer that nail in your white trash heart