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Julianne Hough’s Hottest Ballerina Ever!!!

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So is Julianne Hough more than just some chick who was on Dancing With The Stars and who makes Ryan Seacrest seem less umm… More umm…. You know what I’m talking about. Here she is in some photoshoot all done up as what has to be the hottest ballerina ever! And that’s saying a lot because ballerina’s are known to be skinny, big breasted, big haired hotties who love to show off the goods. Maybe I’m thinking of a stripper named Ballerina. Still hot.

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2012 Miss USA Preliminary Bikini Competition

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, the preliminaries are over for the 2012 Miss USA Bikini Competition and for those of you out there keeping track, the leaders are some chick with big breasts and a perfect smile, followed by about fifty other big breasted chicks with perfect smiles and various hair colors. Keep it here for all your detailed analysis. I don’t really care who’s winning, they’re all winners in my book, I just like the constant parade of bikini hotties… Without having to pay for it. Enjoy.

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Miss USA 2011 Alyssa Campanella & Friends

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is there a Miss USA pageant coming up or something, because this looks to me like we’ve got ourselves a parade of pageant hotties. I like it, and I don’t normally like pageant chicks, they’re usually such boring goody-two-shoes. People still use that expression right? Anyhow, I guess with the introduction of the internet and all the free naked ladies and all that good stuff, the pageant world needed to step up their game with some Hooters -like chicks. I’m in.

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Paris Hilton Flashes Some Chest Bone

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if Paris Hilton is relevant anymore, or ever really was for that matter, but I’ve always had a little thing for her so I’m posting these pictures anyway. I’m sure she still gets paid pretty well to show up at these douche parties and make pouty faces on the red carpet for five minutes. Before heading home to count her cash. Here she is doing just that last night in her yellow dress. I don’t know or care what silly party this is, but she’s doing her best to show off some cleavage so who cares. Although, I think this is more chest bone than cleavage. Still counts.

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Paris Hilton’s Sexy Lazy Eye

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Paris Hilton all the time, I think I’m just so used to posting pictures of her that she’s like an old friend I can tease, but man is her lazy eye sexy. Here she is giving me that half asleep wonky eye on the red carpet for some event over the weekend. So hot. I don’t know wether to wake her up or make sweet sweet love to her. Luckily she’s wearing a pretty cherry see through top to make up for the weird looks. I’d still bang her.

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Paris Hilton Works Her Weird Bathing Suit

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the pictures of a pregnant Uma Thurman hosing her belly down in a bathing suit, I was in desperate need for some sort of normal looking swimsuit pictures. These are close enough. Here’s Paris Hilton showing some skin in her tattered little bathing suit. That’s more like it. You would think that someone as rich as Paris would be able to afford a bathing suit without any holes in it. Ha! Show us your boobies.

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Paris Hilton Skinny Girl Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras , so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. That being said, my crotch is really enjoying these shots of her hanging out in her little bikini top. What can I say, I like half naked skinny chicks. Probably because I’m so used to having them give me lap dances. Good times.

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Paris Hilton Skinny Girl Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras , so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. That being said, my crotch is really enjoying these shots of her hanging out in her little bikini top. What can I say, I like half naked skinny chicks. Probably because I’m so used to having them give me lap dances. Good times.

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Paris Hilton’s Sexy Fetish Wear

Posted on March 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton hasn’t exactly been lighting up the tabloids or celebrity blogs over the last few years, nobody really cares about her if she’s not going to be out getting hammered and flashing her lady business every chance she gets, but if she keeps wearing outfit like this all that might chance. Is she single again? In my experience this isn’t the kind of thing that a chick in a relationship wears out on the town. I like it. She’s been wearing this sexy streetwalker outfit a lot lately. #sluttyandsingle

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Paris Hilton’s Sexy Streetwalker Outfit

Posted on February 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s someone we don’t see very often anymore, Paris Hilton , out working the streets greeting her fans and giving us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. Remember when she used to wear that bra that made her look like she was a busty pin up girl? I miss that bra. Her chest looks concave in these shots. She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold.

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