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Paris Hilton’s Sexy Streetwalker Outfit

Here’s someone we don’t see very often anymore, Paris Hilton , out working the streets greeting her fans and giving us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. Remember when she used to wear that bra that made her look like she was a busty pin up girl? I miss that bra. Her chest looks concave in these shots. She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold.

Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural

I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.

Paris Hilton Almost Shows Us Her Boobs

Now that Paris Hilton is pretty much a completely washed up nobody – did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – she gets invited to weird events like a German productions of Dirty Dancing . You heard me. The good thing is that she thought it might be nice to bring along some nice heiress cleavage. Sadly she forgot to wear that magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive. Nice chest bone.

Paula Labaredas Shows Us Some Skin

I know I just did a post on this Paula Labaredas chick, but I’ve got a little thing for her, actually it’s an average sized thing thank you very much, so I’m going to post a few more pictures of her cute little body. Here she is acting completely natural while she buys some magazines with her picture on them. Nothing wrong with that I guess. I would have preferred to see some shots of her cute little body looking at pictures of herself on HollywoodTuna, but I guess she’s too good for that. Thanks for nothing.

Keri Hilson’s Cleavage – We Salute You!

Whatever sexy army Keri Hilson and her awesome cleavage are a part of….. I want to enlist. more pictures of Keri Hilson here

Justene Picture Moment

Paris Hilton Topless For V Magazine

I don’t have a clue what the hell the theme of this photoshoot is supposed to be, futuristic corpse or something, but it’s not often I get stylish pictures of Paris Hilton with her top off so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Apparently these shots are from V Magazine and it’s something called The Transformation … I don’t get it either. I’d say she kinda looks like a male going through gender reassignment, but her breasts are too small.

Paula “The Bare Ass” LaBaredas Is Trying To Impress Me

Clearly this Paula Baredas chick reads my site and is trying her hardest to get my attention, here she is showing me just how flexible she is in what looks like the ‘Champagne Room’ of some cheesy 90′s strip club. She’s got a great body on her and it’s nice to see that it can be contorted into all kinds of different positions, but with a name that sounds like it’s Spanish for ‘The Bare Ass’ I expect more… Maybe next time. more pictures of Paula LaBaredas here

Paula “The Bare Ass” LaBaredas Is Trying To Impress Me

Clearly this Paula Baredas chick reads my site and is trying her hardest to get my attention, here she is showing me just how flexible she is in what looks like the ‘Champagne Room’ of some cheesy 90′s strip club. She’s got a great body on her and it’s nice to see that it can be contorted into all kinds of different positions, but with a name that sounds like it’s Spanish for ‘The Bare Ass’ I expect more… Maybe next time. more pictures of Paula LaBaredas here

Paris Hilton Forgot Her Magical Breasts

I wish I could tell you that I’ve got pictures of Paris Hilton’s big magical breasts making an appearance again, I love those cofusing things, but unfortunately they’re nowhere to be found. Here she is at the NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party last night giving us that classic Paris Hilton “I don’t have any thoughts at all going through my head” look she’s become so famous for. I make a lot of fun of this chick…. But we all know I’d hit it. Call me.