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Paris Hilton’s Tight Dress Has Got My Attention

Posted on March 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case anyone still gives a crap about Paris Hilton , she was at some mall in Hollywood the other day for an appearance. How the mighty have fallen. She must be so pissed that Charlie Sheen has been stealing her spotlight over the last little while, poor princess, that’s what happens when you clean up your act in the celebrity world… Nobody cares. Anyhow, she’s wearing a tight little dress and I’ve always kinda found her hot and she’s pretty much the one who got me into this stupid business so I have a soft spot for her. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Actually Looks Kinda Sexy

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m just as shocked and surprised as you are to see that Paris Hilton was actually looking pretty sexy on her way to dinner the other night. I’m impressed. I guess as she’s gotten a little older she’s started to realize that you don’t have to flash your vagina to everyone you see in order to get attention and be considered attractive…. Just don’t tell any of the younger hotter chicks out there.

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Paris Hilton’s Meathead Bikini Pictures

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Paris Hilton and her latest douche frolicking on the beach in Hawaii in her little bikini. They’re not really the most interesting of bikini pictures, but I’ve been off for a few days so these are good enough for now. I wish I could have cropped out the meathead, nobody needs to see that garbage during the holidays, but I’m not that skilled in photoshop. Anyhow, I didn’t get as many half naked chicks for Christmas as I would have liked, so I thought I’d treat myself. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton And Her Incredible Cleavage

Posted on December 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Paris Hilton And Her Incredible Cleavage

I don’t know what Paris Hilton is trying to sell in these pictures, she’s always trying to sell something, but I’m buying. It’s pretty impressive how talented this chick is at turning a small pair of boobs into something spectacular. I’m on Twitter Paris, I need to find out exactly what bra you wear, make and model, so I can buy it for my girlfriend for Christmas. I’m not even kidding, please contact me. Anyhow, she’s looking pretty damn awesome if you ask me. I think she knows she’s not the draw she used to be and is doing everything she can to get a leg up on the competition…. And I for one am very thankful. Keep up the good work. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

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Emmy Rossum’s Cute Little Spandex

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s cutie Emmy Rossum leaving or going to pilates class in her sexy little leggings. How come some paparazzi hasn’t struck up a deal with one of these pilates studios? I think we can all agree that we’d much rather see pictures of these hotties rolling around on the floor doing pilates than walking to their giant SUV’s in their workout leggings. As much as I like watching girls walk around in spandex I think Emmy in a downward facing dog position would be awesome.

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Paris Hilton’s On Again Off Again Cleavage

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s happening with Paris Hilton and that cocaine thing she’s got going on, I don’t really care, but I like her skinny girl boobies so here they are. They’re not as magical as they were the other day, but they’ll do for now. I’m really confused as to how she gets them looking so big when they’re clearly quite small. And does it work on testicles because mine need some help… They look like golf balls in a pillow case.

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Paris Hilton Trashy See Through Top Pictures

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of glad Paris Hilton seems to be back to her old self, I know, I can’t believe I just wrote that either but I already typed it out and I’m too lazy to delete it. Anyhow, first she was getting hammered on champagne and dancing around in a little pink swimsuit filming some sort of Euro trash music video, and now here she is in her slutty fishnet and bra combination. Welcome back princess. It’s only a matter of time before she flashes the old beef curtains. Good times. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

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Paris Hilton’s Boobies Aren’t So Magical

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always knew that sooner or later Paris Hilton’s magical boobies would come back down to earth, I just didn’t think it would be today. Here they are out the other day looking like, well, like skinny girl boobs. Sad. It’s not all bad though, she’s giving us a little peek at her chilly nipples so at least that’s something. I’m sure after she reads this post she’ll come back even stronger with bigger and better bras that will get her little boobs back into the shape that we’ve come to know and love. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton’s magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she’s decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we’ve all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris’ nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they’re just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.

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Paris Hilton’s Wild Magical Boobs

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m really liking this new single Paris Hilton , she’s back to her old tricks doing everything she can to get noticed. We all saw her in her little bikini the other day, and we know she doesn’t have any front meat, yet here she is showing off her magical boobs in yet another impressive push up bra. They need to make a male version of this thing soon, I’m going to the beach in a few weeks and I need my junk to look it’s best in my Power Rangers speedo.

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