Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened… For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this… You can see some of their other HERE TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE
Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times… Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing… Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR
Rumer Willis may be a broken down mangled mess of a person…you know the kind of girl I had made fun of and I have call deformed thanks to her mother’s shitty genetics or maybe her mother’s drug use and uterine damage from fucking her way to the top before letting Bruce Willis drop load in her….before getting a billion dollars of Plastic surgery transforming her into a half human, robot lady you’d want to fuck…. But after seeing her TOPLESS PICS …and a series of fashion erotica, her facial structure I once found scary, suddenly became interesting, compelling, even hot, and has won me over in a way that I would let her ride my face and drip off my chin if she allowed it and didn’t call the police since she probably hates me thanks to my historical abusive behavior…that I will say came from a dark place inside me and was more about anger towards myself than anger towards this delicate flower that may have a few hard edges and a potato head… All this to say….she’s flashing her panties and I’m just bummed she’s in panties and not flashing her lady dick…all this to say…when she’s cropped…she looks even better… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
If you follow me on Instagram and you should, because it’s a magical fucking place, where I find love and romance and make dreams come true, when I am not too busy on TINDER and SNAPCHAT…. You will know that I was a witness to this Sara Malakul Lane construction fashion shoot…in fact, I think I may have been the one who helped steal the location and told the Florida police that the half naked girl in the mud, spraying herself down in fact Trayvon…. The pictures are of an amazing model and actress who I think is the next big thing, at least according to her IMDB …and I am not just talking about her tits, or her willingness to show them, and I am not just saying that because she acknowledges my existence, since all bitches acknowledge my existence, I am talking about the fact that she was famous in Thailand before coming to America, and not for the sex tourism, tranny dick, or getting fucked at 10 years old…but for being a star…and it’s just a matter of time before AMerica notices the way I’ve noticed…or some shit…that doesn’t matter…and what does matter is that she looks fucking good…shot by my friend THE HEAD HUNTR
I’ve done a couple posts on Sara Malakul Lane in the past, so by now you should all be well-aware of just how smoking hot she is. But for anybody who’s late to the party, first, you need to get your priorities straight, and then you need to check out this awesome new photoshoot from Sara shot by theheadhuntr and wearing American Apparel. Because this is probably the sexiest photo I’ve ever seen . And trust me, considering all the hours I’ve spent “researching” this subject on Instagram, that’s definitely saying something. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos
Since me and the Little Tuna you guys dug those sexy shots of Sara Malakul Lane so much the last time , I found something even better for all of us today: a super-sexy video Sara did for some lingerie photoshoot. I also found out that in addition to being a hot model, Sara’s an actress. And if you do a search for a movie called 17 & Life: Jailbait , you’ll see how amazing she is on screen. You know, in case you couldn’t already tell from the bikini video below. *Follow Sara on Instagram!
Since me and the Little Tuna you guys dug those sexy shots of Sara Malakul Lane so much the last time , I found something even better for all of us today: a super-sexy video Sara did for some lingerie photoshoot. I also found out that in addition to being a hot model, Sara’s an actress. And if you do a search for a movie called 17 & Life: Jailbait , you’ll see how amazing she is on screen. You know, in case you couldn’t already tell from the bikini video below. *Follow Sara on Instagram!
Here’s a couple on a bus in Thailand fully fucking….while on their backpacking tour of the country…and it’s next fucking level amazing… Here’s a man fully jerking off on the train…. The world is fucked…so sexed up and trying to next level shit and I love it…
Sara Malakul Lane is one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood who you may or may not have heard of because she does all these movies that don’t really get movie screen time, but no one goes to the movies anyway, so you can find her on Netflix. My theory with her is that she’s going to be the next great thing or things in movies, whether it’s winning Academy awards playing a thai hooker, because she’s from Thailand…or if it’s the babe in action movies…she’s got a rocking curvy body….and here she is being very cute in her bikini… I’m in love and I’m not just saying that because she answers me on twitter…love requires more than that….like this bikini body…
) So you may have already heard the story because you’re up to speed on this Miley Cyrus concert bullshit, while I am too busy not really caring about what publicity stunt she’s up to next, unless that Publicity stunt is a sex tape, I’ve seen it all, and all her cries to get noticed are actually just fucking boring… That said…she didn’t have time to do a costume change, performed in her underwear, and this is the video of some stage manager playing with her droppy asshole..and based on my expertise in panties, I think she should try to size up a little… Not to mention, I doubt this is actually her underwear, just another stilly way to get attention, like her motor boating her back-up dancer… All this to say, she’s great for the youth of tomorrow.
