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Bella Thorne is Still in Bahamas of the Day

In this day and age – we are so obsessed with girls being naked, or half naked, you know stripping down and showing bikini or panties, or bare asshole spread so I can imagine tonguing it as she licks my ass while jerking me off….you know 69 the Asshole edition….and Bella Thorne knows it.. She knows she’s long and lean and has a rocking body. She knows that the world needs a hot redhead and she’s it. She knows that when you’re raised on porn, sex is different, outlook on sex is different, anal is first date behavior, so are gangbangs, orgies, rape fetishes…so half naked pics aren’t a big deal…that shit is G Rated…G Rated we can all jerk off to because bikinis are fucking wonderful.. I like what she’s bringing to the world…it’s easy, not complicated, basic, and perfect… Here she is in her underwear…. The post Bella Thorne is Still in Bahamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason…. So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users! The post Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Wozniacki Does Esquire Good!

Now that Maria Sharapova got banned for PEDs  (and the Williams sisters still scare me), the world needs a new tennis hottie to drool over. And here’s  Caroline Wozniacki  shooting her way up the ranks with a hot new tennis-themed photoshoot for Esquire . I don’t know where this Danish hottie’s ranked in the sport, but she’s definitely the new #1 in my books after this. Enjoy. Continue reading

Skin Links 5.10.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Super Hot Superheroes (And Villain) Babes Fleshbot Chantelle Connelly butt ass naked on the rocks  Taxi Driver Movie Maria Sharapova’s ass in a red bikini  The Nip Slip Gaia Matisse is a topless masterpiece of ass  Drunken Stepfather Micaela Schäfer topless in Cherry Magazine  Egotastic All Stars Tessa Fowler in playful panties  Boobie Blog Models Sandra Kubicka and Allie Silva in skimpy bikinis  Last Men on Earth Is Emily Blunt our new ‘Captain Marvel’? Double Viking Is it me or are Farrah Abraham’s breasts bigger?  Steakwood … read more

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Maria Sharapova Tests Positive For Hotness

The big news yesterday was that Maria Sharapova failed some drug test using some recently banned substance. We all know every single chick in sports uses crap, and I would bet my life that one of the Williams’ sisters is on some hard sh%t. Yes, you know who! The one that looks like a brother and not a sister. Anyway, at least Maria maintained her femininity all these years and I don’t think this wil hurt her image in the long run.             Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Maria Sharapova drug test failed

Former tennis world No. 1 Maria Sharapova announced here Monday that she was informed by the World Anti-Doping Agency that she failed a drug test at the Australian Open in January. Sharapova told a press conference that the test found her positive to a substance called “mildronate” she has been taking in the last 10 years for health issues. Mildronate is also known as meldonium which is used to treat diabetes and low magnesium. It was added to the prohibited list this year. The 28-year-old Ru

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Gary’s Tea: Is Jay-Z Trying To Stop Beyonce From Leaving Him? [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO]

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According to Gary With Da Tea, Jay-Z displays a certain behavior toward his wife Beyonce when they’re out at a game sitting court side. It’s easy to pass it…

Gary’s Tea: Is Jay-Z Trying To Stop Beyonce From Leaving Him? [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO]

Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test, Faces Possible Two-Year Ban From Tennis

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Sharapova admitted to failing a drug test via her use of a formally legal substance and claims she did not know that the substance was forbidden.

Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test, Faces Possible Two-Year Ban From Tennis

Maria Sharapova Drug Addict of the Day

Maria Sharpova is known for being a tennis player people jerked off to…but now she can shit on her entire career, that I don’t even know whether it’s that impressive of a career, but for a Russian who’s not working as a sex worker or Olympic weight lifter / gymnast is pretty good… Because she’s a performance drug taker…The drug is called meldonium, she’s been on it of 10 years so her entire career and the drug became banned on January 1st of this year…she was taking it for “magnesium deficiency”…LOL…sure you were. I call it needing to make millions to send back to the family in Russia and to maintain the good life… “Meldonium was reported to elevate the concentrations of ?-butyrobetaine hydroxylase in testes tissues;[5] in addition, long term (90 days) administration of meldonium was reported to improve sexual performance, sperm motility and concentration of testosterone in boars, although further studies are needed to confirm the potential of using meldonium as a sperm motility and sperm quality-enhancing agent” I guess what I’m saying is that who cares, she’s old now, jacked with testosterone but here she is in some of her best work… I have a thing for women’s tennis called sexual grunts and panties…sweaty pussy filled panties…dripping…sweaty pussy… The post Maria Sharapova Drug Addict of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova Tennis Bikini of the Day

The interesting about Tennis, at least female tennis, is that it is like listening to a sex tape. Grunts, screams, moans….all set to short skirts, panty flashes and sweaty pussy…making it one of the more interesting sports to watch, since other sports make me feel pretty gay masturbating to them…. Here’s their star in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE The post Maria Sharapova Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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