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Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Apr 30, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos… Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam… I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad… It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing.. That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok… The post Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day

Maria Sharapova was in Esquire Bulgaria…I am going to go out there on a limb and assume that these pictures are just in the Esquire vault…probably from a previous shoot they did with Maria Sharapova…because I can’t imagine Esquire Bulgaria having huge budgets from advertising…to coordinate a shoot, but then again, maybe people still buy magazines in Bulgaria…since they can’t actually afford computers, internet and all that other stuff you spoiled American take for granted…like Maria Sharapova, the hot enough tennis star, who still plays tennis and still looks good but that no one seems to care about anymore..but maybe that’s because she’s doing media in Bulgaria….or maybe she’s doing media in Bulgaria because Bulgaria hasn’t turned their back on her yet.. All this to say…she’s in a bathing suit, where the fuck is Bulgaria…and why isn’t she nude…. The post Maria Sharapova for Esquire Bulgaria of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Serena Williams Wins The 2015 Australian Open, Her 19th Major Championship

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Serena Williams just won another championship. Serena conquered the Australian Open for the first time since 2010 with a win over Maria Sharapova in straight sets. There…

Serena Williams Wins The 2015 Australian Open, Her 19th Major Championship

Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day

Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted… That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.

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Maria Sharapova is a Tennis Babe of the Day

#453713996 / gettyimages.com Maria Sharapova was a slight favorite on Friday against Simona Halep according to Sportsbookreview.com, but according to me, she’s always the favorite, I mean besides Anna Kournikova, but I don’t think Anna Kournikova actually ever played tennis, she was more get in it to get out of Russia, find a pop singer to marry and live the good life hustle…. What it comes down to is that all female tennis players are my favorite, even the manly ones, because they wear shore skirts and scream in some of the most erotic ways… Here’s a top 5 Sharapova from Friday. 1- Here she is scratching her back with her tennis racket, because she can’t be bothered actually playing the game, that gets in the way of her down time, in what I like to think is more of the opening scene of her sex tape…called “Rough Day on the Court”…. #453713882 / gettyimages.com 2- Here she is hitting the ball, because I guess she’s paid for that, in what I like to think is less of her playing her sport, and more of her opening dance moves for her stripping routine…. #453666682 / gettyimages.com 3- Sweaty Tits – are the new sweaty panty….and I’m just like, if clothes are wet for any reason, sign me up. #453537190 / gettyimages.com 4- That Intensity in her face…is one that I like to think is probably what her O-Face looks like and that is terrifying… #453616144 / gettyimages.com 5- I call this pose “Anal for the first time”…I am sure the tennis officials have a different name for it… #453537196 / gettyimages.com

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Maria Sharapova Working Out of the Day

Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maria Sharapova Bikini Pictures

Good news! Now that Wimbledon’s over, it looks like Maria Sharapova can finally focus on the truly important stuff, you know, like hanging out in a bikini. And yeah, I know these shots aren’t the best quality, which is a little disappointing. But not nearly as disappointing as the fact that Maria didn’t invite me along instead of that other loser. I’ve always wanted to play doubles with her. And I’ve been practicing my game and everything. Solo, but still. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins… Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins… Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal Is My Choice!

Nina Adgal stole the show at this year’s Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’. Girl looks amazing and she’s definitely my choice when it comes to girls I like to post. I can never get enough of her hotness. I’m still trying to build a connection with Nina on Twitter, but it’s a struggle. She got too big, too fast and now the power of the Tuna is useless. But hey, I won’t give up the fight. Nina and I will follow each other one day. If it’s the last thing I do before this site is shut down.