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Angelina Jolie and George Clooney to Play Marilyn Monroe and Frank Sinatra?

Um, OK! According to author Andrew O’H agan , Angelina Jolie will play Marilyn Monroe in the adaptation of his recent novel, The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe . The book is told from the perspective of Monroe’s Maltese terrier, a gift she received from Frank Sinatra (who will supposedly be played by George Clooney, natch). No word yet on who will play the dog, but how long before Brad Pitt’s name surfaces? Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a mountain of salt I have to choke on. [ The Guardian ]

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Paris Hilton Pisses on Marilyn Monroe’s Grave of the Day

Paris Hilton launched some septic piss and shit filled diseased scented water in what must be the most obnoxious way ever. She dressed like Marilyn Monroe, looked more like some drag queen impersonator, her tits were pushed up and her stomach stuck out like she was pregnant and the whole thing was pretty fucking vile, almost as vile as wearing Paris Hilton’s scent, as I am sure every man who can’t wash her off in the shower after a night with her can attest to. Above the obvious publicity stunt to get noticed, I can’t believe any one would buy anything with the Paris Hilton brand, but then again, I never understood why anyone would buy anything Paris Hilton back when she was actually popular, so now that she’s become a useless unknown, damaged and older looking pig of a woman wit the same Herpes scars, I really don’t get the shit…. I just wish the Marilyn Monroe estate sued this cunt for using her likeness. I guess this is typical, obnoxious, tacky, classless, Paris Hilton behavior…and here are the pics…

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Paris Hilton Launches Fragrance, Makes Like Marilyn Monroe

Paris Hilton sullied the good name and memory of Marilyn Monroe last night. At a launch party for tenth fragrance – yes, Paris Hilton has now come out with ten fragrances! – the former sex tape star and currently irrelevant celebrity dressed up like the 1960s actress and pin-up model. “I love Marilyn Monroe,” said Paris. “She’s always been one of my fashion icons. Doing my tenth fragrance I just thought, she’s a 10, and I have to do something to honor Marilyn.” She isn’t the first. Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson have both impersonated Monroe in photo shoots over the years. Check each out HERE and HERE and then compare Hilton to these examples below. Who pulls off the best Marilyn? [Photos: Splash News]

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Paris Hilton — The Breast She’s Ever Looked

Filed under: Paris Hilton , Hot Bodies , Beauty Dressed in her best Marilyn Monroe drag, natural beauty Paris Hilton showed off her biggest assets at her latest perfume launch in L.A. last night. The fragrance is called

Katy Perry Tits and Upskirt on French TV of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry…..she is so irritating….this some sersiously scipted bullshit that I don’t fully understand because I had to put it on mute. I don’t know what this little girl cutsey voice while showing off her tits act she’s trying to pull, or this 1950s quoting Marilyn Monroe while showing off her tits bullshit is, the bitch is such a serious fucking pig who doesn’t deserve all this attention, but then again she’s showing off her tits and sometimes that’s enough for me apparently, since this is my second Katy Perry post today….and that depresses me more than the fact that she’s famous, it’s like I am sucked in and stuck under her titty spell despite hating her and if I don’t fight this off, my site may become a fan site for her….but on the positive note, I know 3 different people with sex videos of her. I just haven’t got my hands on the shit, but it’s just a matter of time before her whore oppressed Christian ass gets seen in action….and I can pretty much promise that I’ll be on the frontlines of this war….and here she is bullshitting on some French TV show. I hate her….

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New Couple Alert: Paris Hilton and Cy Waits

For the second straight weekend, ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton flew 4,000 miles from overseas to visit … Las Vegas. Which is just a few hours from her L.A. home. The reason? Cy Waits. She’s dating the businessman and nightclub entrepreneur based in Sin City – and going to great lengths to keep the new romance hot! A week ago, Paris Hilton came in via a flight from Egypt, and over this past weekend, on a flight straight from Brazil. Says a source close to Cy Waits … “It sure looks as if the new matchup is picking up steam on their fourth weekend of togetherness. They are inseparable while here in Las Vegas.” He and Paris Hilton went to Pure, where sister Nicky was hosting and celebrating beau David Katzenberg’s new MTV series The Hard Times of R.J. Berger . Cy Waits and Paris Hilton are really hitting it off . Later, Paris, Cy, Nicky and David went to hotspot LAX in the Luxor, where Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie , her husband and TheDirty.com founder were hosting. “They’re taking it slow and sensibly,” one of Paris’ friends told me. “She’s happy, and that’s the most important thing. It’s not super-serious dating yet.” “Nobody knows where this might lead. I don’t even think they do. Paris is so busy with her launch of her new Tease fragrance inspired by [Marilyn Monroe].” “They’re seeing each other and getting to know each other better. She thinks he is very sweet, considerate and caring and loves the fact that he’s self-made.” That’s a great little dig at former boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, heir to his family’s frozen burrito fortune, but pretty much useless on his own merit.

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The Highlights from the Shitty MTV Movie Awards of the Day

The MTV awards made me mad. I watched them. I Live-Twittered Them . They were totally staged, fabricated, and scripted…and they were a giant ad for Twilight, Jersey Shore, Katy Perry, Tom Cruise and pretty much anything else they have stock in. You see all they have to do is tell the companies who own these stars “Free Publicity” and the MTV Movie awards is what happens. It was bullshit. I hated every recycled joke and I hope it is the end of MTV, but it isn’t cuz Teenage girls everywhere are too stupid to realize the marketing scam this is and here are some highlights…. First up, the clip of Sandra Bullock trying to distract you from the fact that she used to play Nazi inspired sex games….it’s like the black baby she adopted only less obvious….Kiss Scarjo and maybe people will stop talking about the fact that she’s a Nazi who probably has STDS thanks the Jesse James’ selection in pussy…that I have a feeling Sandra Bullock was in on the whole time…. Here is X-Tina Aguilera’s glowing heart on her pussy…doing the Lady Gaga…Trying to sex it up in hopes of a comeback….that I think should have been retired with her vagina back when she killed that fucker…. Here is Katy Perry showing off tit to distract you from her ghetto body performing some song that was promoted as being performed naked… First are some pictures from the red carpet of Scarjo hiding her tit…. Here are some pics of Aguilera doing some Marilyn Monroe Madonna Lady Gaga shit in some horrible identity crisis that didn’t result in her baby momma pussy lip slippin’ cuz a baby momma pussy lip is always something to keep under control Here is Katy Perry trying to play up her tits in a shitty almost see through dress cuz she wants the song of the summer and MTV promised they’d give it to her….I hate this pig…Seriously…she doesn’t deserve any of the attention she gets and her song fucking sucks, but not as hard as her boyfriend wishes he did… Here some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens pretending Zac Effron isn’t a faggot and that we haven’t seen her nude pics that stem from his lack of involvement in her pussy forcing her to try to find cock on the the internet….and she’s showing some cleavage…. Here are the Jersey Shore pigs cashing in on some stupid show concept that MTV is milking hard now that they actually have to pay this trash…They are kissing each other cuz that’s what fat, moron party sluts do to get noticed… Here is Lohan showing off tit in a metal jumpsuit, like a 70s pornstar a few months away from dying. She’s a fucking wreck and should be forgotten…cuz there are so many better pussies out there… Pics via Fame

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Marilyn Monroe’s 84th Birthday Celebrated With Treasure Trove

Rival California auction houses will celebrate the late actress’ 84th birthday by offering up a treasure trove of the movie icon’s memorabilia in Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

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Lindsay Lohan Deep Throats Own Fingernail in New Porn Star Posters

Remember when Naomi Watts costumed herself as Marilyn Monroe to tout her new biopic on a poster at Cannes? Dress that concept up with more wigs, block lettering, and Adderall and you might have the new promotional pictures for the yet-to-film Linda Lovelace bio Inferno , starring Lindsay Lohan as the famous porn star. The campaign was shot by Hollywood shutterbug Tyler Shields, who also recently photographed Lohan nibbling on a gun. Hate to say it, but this perpetual game of “just the tip” simply isn’t Linda Lovelace’s style, Lindz. [ Tyler Shields via TMZ ]

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Marilyn Monroe Look Alike Cleavage

I don’t know who this chick is but someone needs to tell her that Marilyn Monroe died years ago and she should think about getting her own look. What’s that? I’m being told that she’s a Marilyn Monroe look alike, in which case, well done. I kinda like this version better than the real thing, she seems sluttier and more likely to let you do illegal drugs off her ass. Not to mention the fact that she seems to love flashing her look alike cleavage. I wonder if she does birthday parties.