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The Weird Weirdos Accused of Murdering Robert Wone

Last summer, the Washington Post delved into the murder of Robert Wone , an ambitious D.C. lawyer who was allegedly killed by three well-to-do gay friends in a polyamourous sadomasochistic relationship. Something called the “EROSTEK ET302R electrical shockwave generator” was involved. Wone, a politically ambitious 32-year-old lawyer for Radio Free Asia, was stabbed to death in the million-dollar townhouse owned by his college friend Joseph Price in 2006. While Wone was straight and married, Price (above, right) lived with his husband Victor Zaborsky (left), an ad executive, and his lover Dylan Ward (center), who played the dominant role in their sadomasochistic relationship. Price, Zaborsky, and Ward say Wone was staying over at their house when an intruder broke in and stabbed him. Prosecutors say they lured Wone there, drugged him, and got into to some really strange sex play. What kind of sex play? The kind that involves the EROSTEK ET302R, which is, according to newly filed documents in the case —prosecutors have charged the three men with obstruction of justice, and the homicide investigation continues—an electro-ejaculation device that was found in Price and Zaborsky’s home, along with a staggering array of extremely avant garde sex toys. Investigators found semen on and around Wone’s anus, but the strange thing is that it was his own semen . So they theorized that Zaborsky, Price, and Ward drugged him and used the EROSTEK to, um, milk him. When he died of an overdose, they suspect, they staged a stabbing and invented an intruder as a cover-up. The whole thing is strange beyond measure, not least because the three accused men were all highly successful and seemingly the picture of upper-class gay propriety: Price was a prominent attorney and co-founder of a Virginia gay rights group; Zaborsky was one of the marketing executives behind the “Got Milk?” campaign; and Ward was a Georgetown grad. And they lived together as a self-described “family” and had a veritable dungeon full of stuff like this, from prosecutors’ newly filed evidence tally: Not to mention books like, Juice: Electricity for Pain and Pleasure : [Photos via Who Murdered Robert Wone ?]

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‘Spider-Man’ Reboot Will Be 3D

Spider-Man will swing into theaters worldwide in 3D beginning July 3, 2012, it was announced today by Jeff Blake, Chairman of Sony Pictures Worldwide Marketing & Distribution. The new film which is still untitled, will begin production later this year directed by Marc Webb from a screenplay by James Vanderbilt. Avi Arad and Laura Ziskin will produce the film from Columbia Pictures and Marvel Studios. http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/its-official-spider-man-reboot-will-be-3d/ added by: Sexirobot

Isabel Lucas is Pretty Refreshing of the Day

I get called a faggot almost everyday. People don’t get my taste in women. They don’t understand that just because I can’t help but see the flaws in these disgusting humans in hollywood, doesn’t mean I don’t like pussy….for the most part there are hotter girls in our hometowns and I just don’t get won over by the marketing machine that tells me twats like Reese Witherspoon or other trash that people have been brainwashed to think are hot….and hate the egos these girls get from being who they are.

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Show and Sell: The Secret to Apple’s Magic

Flash an exotic prototype, then—Presto!—get people to buy your more boring stuff. That kind of thinking still rules at most electronics companies. Apple under Steve Jobs only shows off actual products.

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The Conde Nast SkyMall Catalog

Conde Nast may start sullying itself by licensing its fancy magazine brand names for dreaded “brand extensions” to raise extra cash. Go big, we say! Click through for seven Conde Nast brand extensions that will really work

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Sophie Turner and her Fake Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but I think she’s probably a Pamela Anderson impersonator….or at least a stripper who saw Pamela Anderson get famous in the 90s because of her fake hair and fake tits and figured she could do the same fucking thing easily, all she needed was 5,000 dollars and a bottle of peroxide, but I guess it wasn’t as easy as she thought, because she didn’t anticipate that thousands of other sluts would also take Pam Anderson’s lead and got the fake tits and fake hair and now there’s enough of these bitches to form a fucking army that could take people out with their potent smell of STDs they got trying to get ahead in life…or with their killer blowjob skills they got from all the fucking practice over the decades of trying to be relevant… Pics via Bauer

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Rachel Bilson’s Sex Scene for Funny or Die of the Day

Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson I figure Rachel BIlson is worth fucking, despite the whole marrying that dude from Star Wars glitch in her life, but I was down with her on The OC, but in my defense, compared to Mischa Barton and her sloppy fucking ass the jewish dude and his dad from LA Law were second in line….. Either way, this sex tape scene for Funny or Die to promote the new Rachel Bilson movie was probably the best Funny or Die video to date, which may not be saying much because I fucking hate Funny or Die, WIll Farrell and their marketing guy who never links to me even after begging me to post his videos….but it is a sign that maybe they are moving away from candy-coated Saturday Night Live boring humor and into the right direction into smuttier, racier shit the internet wants

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Casey Johnson Is a Broke, Abandoned Heiress, According to Her Used Vibrator Victim

There is something awkward about a single-source story wherein the source’s accusation that the subject stole her panties and discarded a used vibrator in her bed never comes up. Sometimes it’s worth it, though

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The Women of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods may have apologized to his wife and family for running all around town with a succession of women, but that doesn’t mean the ladies don’t exist. Just like Tiger’s wife, we all want to know who they are.

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The Women of Tiger Woods

Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news! Pics via Fame

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