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Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price

The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale , btw). Now, the guests are trying to r ape the housekeepers

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Latest Critic of the The Jay Leno Show Experiment: Jay Leno

It’s not a good sign for your experiment in reshaping the face of network programming when the experiment’s centerpiece muses aloud that, yeah, maybe things were better the way they were before. In the killing fields of NBC chatland, what little peace and stability had been achieved was just been blown to smithereens by a little hint dropped by Jay Leno , that, oh yes, now that you mention it, he’d be willing to take his old slot back.

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Tucker Max Has an Explanation

Schlitz-grasping cargo short sporter Tucker Max has finally figured out why his movie , Penis in a Beer Cozy , was a financial failure . [Tells some story of this girl in a bar who totally loves him, like, so much, but doesn’t know about the movie]

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Usher’s ‘Papers’ Is Just ‘Entertainment,’ Tameka Foster-Raymond Says

‘People shouldn’t take it literally,’ she tells People of the seemingly autobiographical single. By Gil Kaufman Usher and Tameka Foster Photo: Johnny Nunez/ WireImage Usher seems to be taking some very specific shots on his new Sean Garrett-penned single “Papers,” most of which fans have assumed are aimed at the singer’s estranged wife .

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Britney Spears’ "3" Music Video: What Do You Think?

After three preview clips (five freaking seconds each, spread throughout the day Thursday) and a word from her sponsor (“Fantasy” by Britney Spears, natch) the marketing machine has run its course and Britney Spears’ new video is out. Take a look at the uber-sexy, threesome-themed video and after you go take a cold shower, tell us what you think of it by voting in the poll below ..

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Ashlee Simpson’s Bra on Melrose Place of the Day

Here is the opening scene from Melrose Place a show I will never watch and the most exciting thing isn’t that her name in the credits is hyphenated, but that she’s getting a doctor exam in a nice push-up bra and her tits look pretty nice, maybe because of baby making, or possible genetics, but I guess I shouldn’t be analyzing it, and enjoying it, but it’s hard man, Ashlee Simpson and her bi-sexual relationship annoy me.

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Ashley Greene Lookin’ Hot for Men’s Fitness of the Day

These are some pictures of Ashely Green from Twilight, a movie I will never watch based on books I will never read, so I only know her as some bitch who leaked some nude pics on the internet a few months ago and like a cunt, decided to go after everyone who posted the pictures with Lawyer’s letters threatening to sue us, even though we were doing her a favor and taking part in the marketing scam she planned, in efforts to make her look like she was violated and not like the whore that she is, proving to the world and all the girls who have that old school mentality that posting pictures of themselves naked on the internet will ruin them, when in reality, it does the total fucking opposite…it makes you look like a victim we all want to fuck, so I guess we should thank you for giving a taste of that back with this photoshoot.

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Vice vs. Street Carnage: Hipster Media’s Battle Produces Draconian Non-Competes

Wow. We knew VICE sold out and went corporate , but this is some Conde Nast-y shit.

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Vice vs. Street Carnage: Hipster Media’s Battle Royale Produces Draconian Non-Competes

Wow.

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Halle Berry: Pregnant Again!

Of course Halle Berry is pregnant again.

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Halle Berry: Pregnant Again!