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Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Party

I want to promise that this will be the last time I post any pictures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens from that Spring Breakers movie, I’ve posted so many already, but I can’t make that promise. What can say, I like hotties in bikinis getting into trouble, even if it is just for a movie. Half naked hot young chicks pretending to be badass is hilarious AND sexy.

Virginie Efira Shows Off Her French Cannes

I don’t know who this Virginie Efira chick is, probably some fancy European actress or something like that, but man does she ever know how to make an appearance on the red carpet. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival showing some leg and dropping a ton of Euro cleave. How do you say “How much for a motorboat?” in French. I’m sure it sounds a whole lot more exotic. I need to travel more.

J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley

We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.

Nina Dobrev Hot Hipster Short Shorts

I don’t think I post enough pictures of this Nina Dobrev hottie, I don’t know a whole lot about her, but I like her taste in hottie outfits. I’m not digging that she’s got a slight hint o’ hipster in her look, but those legs more than make up for it. She kind of looks a little like JWoWW…. That’s not good. More short shorts and tight tops, less silly hats and capes. Seriously, a cape?

Mmm Maria Menounos & Nina Dobrev

So Maria Menounos seems to be pairing up with all kinds of hotties these days. First it was ageless hottie Christie Brinkley and now the hot young piece Nina Dobrev getting all up close and personal. I want to say this is an awesome lesbian fantasy moment, but that’s kind of lame. So I’m going to throw Christie back into the mix and make it a sweet lesbian threesome fantasy. Awesome!

Victoria Justice’s Sexy Business Short Shorts

Here’s all around cutie Victoria Justice looking as sexy as ever on the red carpet over the weekend. I’m not sure anything screams Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards quite like a pant suit. Eesh. At least she decided to sex it up a bit with some hot business short shorts…. I know they’re business short shorts because my business has just sprung to attention. #creepythingsyoushouldntsayatthekidschoiceawards

Victoria Justice Tastes Mmm Mmm Good!

I’m really liking this Victoria Justice cutie, she’s just so hot and wholesome, I want to take her home for a sleepover. She’ll be naked and I’ll be fully clothed of course. Anyhow, here she is in her weird tight pants looking as cute as ever. I’m not sure how wholesome sucking on your fingers in front of a bunch of children and creepy old dudes is, but somehow she gets away with it. If I did this kind of thing, someone’s calling the cops…. Double standards.

Victoria Justice Makes Stupid Hats Sexy

I wouldn’t normally find a woman in a knit cap and plaid pants all that attractive, it’s generally a tell tale sign of a chick with strange body piercings and an odd aroma, but I’m actually finding these shots of Victoria Justice to be quite a nice surprise. Obviously it has a lot to do with the fact that she’s one hell of a hot little number, but whatever. If she wants to sit around and listen to some Pearl Jam I’m all for it. Call me.

Victoria Justice Makes Stupid Hats Sexy

I wouldn’t normally find a woman in a knit cap and plaid pants all that attractive, it’s generally a tell tale sign of a chick with strange body piercings and an odd aroma, but I’m actually finding these shots of Victoria Justice to be quite a nice surprise. Obviously it has a lot to do with the fact that she’s one hell of a hot little number, but whatever. If she wants to sit around and listen to some Pearl Jam I’m all for it. Call me.

Victoria Justice Is Boring Again

I’m not sure I’m into Victoria Justice as much I used to be. I don’t want to say that now that she’s of legal age she’s boring, that would get me onto some sort of government list, but I’m just not feeling it. Here she is at some party looking like a completely grown up woman who seems to be in control of her emotions and all that crap….. I hate it. I like my chicks young and out of their minds. Where’s the cheesy dolphin tattoo?