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Butterface Vienna Girardi In Sexy Daisy Dukes

Here’s the Bachelor or Bachelorette reject, I can’t remember which one, Vienna Girardi showing us once again why nobody wants anything to do with her. Obviously her body is pretty good and she’s hanging out in Daisy Dukes, which is pretty cool, but that face has got to go. Putting her to wokr in the fields was probably a good idea.

Victoria Justice Is Too Cute

I love this Victoria Justice hottie, she’s gorgeous, but every time I get pictures of her she always looks like she’s doing an ad for tampons or anti-acne cream or some sort of new birth control pills for teenage girls. Not that I care, this chick can do no wrong in my eyes, she’s perfect. She’d be even more perfect riding on the back of my bicycle build for two along the canal on a nice summer day… In a bikini of course. Call me. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Victoria Justice Makes Everything Better

Here’s my new favorite internet girlfriend, Victoria Justice , looking sexy at some sort of awards show last night. She must have had the ‘Hottest Piece Of Ass’ award locked up. Well deserved. I don’t know what the deal is with those weird looking high heels of hers, they don’t even have heels, but I like it. Although to be fair, this chick is so hot I’d like it if she wore rain boots or slippers made out of kittens. Hot. That’s true love. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Victoria Justice Is Red Hot

I can’t believe I forgot to post these pictures of Victoria Justice the other day, what was I thinking? I’m sorry princess, I hope this doesn’t affect our nonexistent internet relationship in any way. Here she is at some sort of party over the weekend looking cute in her fake fur and red pants. Not exactly a very revealing outfit, I guess she’s mad at me, but I’ll take whatever I can get from this hottie.

Victoria Justice’s Hot Pink Sexiness

My internet crush on Victoria Justice just seems to be growing and growing with every set of pictures I get of her. Here she is at the stupid Footloose remake premiere last night looking absolutely incredible in her sexy dress. Well, the top half of the dress is sexy, the bottom is kind of lame. Not that I really care, this beauty would probably look pretty good in a garbage bag… Obviously a tight, low cut garbage bag that shows off her booty. And not one of those tacky green ones either, the black ones, it will go better with her skin tone. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Victoria Justice Shakes It For Me

I like Victoria Justice , she’s just so hot, but she makes it very difficult for me to picture her in various sexual positions whenever she dances around all cheesy like this. I guess she’s filming a music video, that or a lame ad for Old Navy or something, either way I’m not really feeling it. I thought women her age were supposed to be dressing up like prostitutes and rebeling against society by taking pictures of themselves naked in their bathrooms with their mobile phones. This is just poor PR.      

Liz Leyda Does Some Sexy Banking

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to know who this Liz Leyda chick is, I think I’ve had her on the site before, but how the hell am I supposed to remember those kinds of details. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy while she makes a withdrawal from an ATM. That tight body of hers is making me want to make a deposit. Get it? Come on, you’re reading a cheesy celebrity blog, did you really expect classy humor? Don’t even get me started with ATM. Google it.

Victoria Justice’s Sweet Denim Booty

Obviously Victoria Justice is a cutie, you know it, I know it, and she knows it. So I just had to post these pictures of her looking as adorable as ever at the airport. Ya she’s cute, but look at that awesome little denim booty as she walks up the escalator. Awesome. I think she’s old enough now that we can point out how incredible her body is right? I hope so because that thing is amazing. She kind of looks like a younger, hotter, fitter Katharine McPhee . No?

Victoria Justice Is Cheating On Me

What the hell is this all about? Here’s Victoria Justice kissing some douche while on a bike ride the other day. Two timer! I don’t deserve this, I’ve given her all that I can over the internet. I post shots of her all the time, no matter how lame or boring they are. Who wants to see a chick sitting holding a flower? Nobody! But I post them anyway because that’s how much I care. And this is how she repays me? Not cool. I should be the one on this stupid bike ride.

Victoria Justice Bikini Picture

I’ve finally got a shot of my new favorite wholesome hottie Victoria Justice doing something other than pose with flowers or teddy bears or unicorns or anything along those lines. Here she is in her bikini jumping into a swimming pool. I assume it’s from Twitter , all the best hotness happens on Twitter , not that I really care where it’s from, I just want to see her half naked. Hotness.