I don’t know why Kim Kardashian has decided she is hot, worth watching fuck, worth paying to get into a bikini or lingerie….but with celebrity comes a lot of followers….and with getting in lingerie for twitter or instagram comes a lot of perverts….so she’s just doing the basic, lowest form of getting people to notice her, because I guess as long as she’s getting paid huge money to do it she might as well do it….I just hope for the sake of humanity her demand in the media fizzles out like it was a pound of butter her fat ass was paying her private chef to melt down into cake…..cuz I’d hate to see her doing this well into her 40s….she’s already 30, has only been in one movie that was a porn, and people go nuts over her….it makes no fucking sense……but here is some pics of her in her lingerie anyway….. There’s also some photoshopped to pics of her for NUTS in this mix…..
Lady Gaga may be a garbage lie of a human with the face of the demon she probably sold her soul to in order to have this much fame and power….and her costumes may be not quite erotic enough…..since there is that high percentage chance she’s got a cock and balls and dirt on some record producer….like pictures of their tranny sex to get her here….even though I am convinced she’s just a tool making other people more money than she is making herself….a cookie cutter cut-out of what they needed to reach the gay/dyke/trans crowd…textbook formulas that work in business if enough of a machine is behind the concept…. But I have actually grabbed her ass at a party before she got really famous….and she was pantsless and in fishnets….wasted and unaware of my tender romantic touch….as I reached around her bodyguard to see what was good…and trust me….as much as I hate admitting it…it was good….
Nina Agdal is some model I have POSTED ABOUT ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE her claim to fame is that she is or way an SI Swimsuit Model…. which is code for she either has sex with athletes who have powerful agents who threaten SI to cut their supply of EXLCUSIVES if they don’t feature the bitch….or she’s actually got a rockin’ body that is worthy of half nakedness….even though I figure having a vagina makes a bitch worthy of half nakedness and I am a firm believer if SI took life by the balls and featured fat chicks in bikinis because despite the fact that you may not notice they exist except when they are sucking your dick one night when you were bored enough to online date…cuz online date girls always put out…..they are quite comical posing in bikinis…I know cuz I married a fat chick…. Here’s This Nina Agdal SI Swimsuit Model…..modeling Swimsuits….cuz that’s kinda her thing…
Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating…. I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.
Clint Eastwood is speaking out to his hometown newspaper about his bizarre appearance at the RNC and “conversation” with an ” Invisible Obama .” The 82-year-old Academy Award-winner tells the Carmel Pine Cone that he came into the night with three things he wanted to communicate: That not everybody in Hollywood is on the left That Obama has broken a lot of the promises That people should vote out failed politicians Mission accomplished, he said. As for the empty chair, Eastwood made it clear to Mitt Romney’s campaign early on that he planned to wing his speech. That is what he did. The empty chair was a last-minute idea .
He thinks Obama’s the ‘greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people’. Too bad we think he’s finally lost his marbles . “President [Barack] Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people,” Eastwood told the paper. “[Mitt] Romney and [Paul] Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that’s what everybody needs to know. I may have irritated a lot of the lefties, but I was aiming for people in the middle.” Eastwood sounded far from defensive over criticism of his self-described “very unorthodox” speaking style, freely admitting, “I really don’t know how to” give a traditional public address. He added: “That’s what happens when you don’t have a written-out speech.” In his opinion, Eastwood said his critics in the media “are obviously on the left” and would be critical of him no matter what he said. As for Eastwood’s fans? Well, not all of them loved the speech, but it doesn’t seem to have changed their affection for the Academy Award winner. “They’ve got this crazy actor who’s 82 years old up there in a suit,” Eastwood said. “I was a mayor, and they’re probably thinking I know how to give a speech, but even when I was mayor I never gave speeches. I gave talks.” As for his now infamous conversation with an empty chair, Eastwood says he came up with the idea just moments before taking the stage. “There was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down,” Eastwood said. “When I saw the stool sitting there, it gave me the idea. I’ll just put the stool out there, and I’ll talk to Mr. Obama and ask him why he didn’t keep all of the promises he made to everybody.” Right…we’re still confused why the heads over in Republican land thought Mr. Burns Clint was the best choice. Source Images via Twitter/WENN
J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ok, first things first. Put your pitchforks away, because high-powered ad exec and Make Love Not Porn founder Cindy Gallop contends that she is NOT anti-porn. ” I’m a fan of hardcore porn. I watch it regularly ,” she insists. Cindy’s problem is with guys– the younger men she dates, specifically–who can’t seem to tell the difference between the fantasy (porn) and the reality of sex. ” We live in a puritanical double standards culture…it’s not surprising that hardcore pornography has become de facto sex education, ” she said at the 2009 TED talk that launched the site. ” Porn tends to present one world view. Porn says, ‘this is the way it is.’ What I want to say is, not necessarily ,” she adds. And to prove that her beef isn’t with sex, just the way it’s portrayed in the media, she’s set up a new site, MakeLoveNotPorn.TV . Currently in its invite-only beta stage, MakeLoveNotPorn.TV is an attempt to harness the power of social media and viral video to…well, to get people to upload videos of themselves screwing. For $5 a pop (to filter out spammers, Cindy says), users can upload their personal stash of fuck films for the world to see. For another $5, users can “rent” content submitted by other users for three weeks of, uhm, sex education. What makes this different from sites like YouPorn (besides the price tag)? The good vibes, we guess. That, and when someone rents your sex video, half of their $5 goes back to MakeLoveNotPorn.TV , and half goes to you. So if you think you’ve got what it takes to be a home-grown sex star, your income opportunities (among other things) are pointing straight up. Is MakeLoveNotPorn.TV the wave of the future or just a cash grab? See the rest of founder Cindy Gallop’s TED talk after the jump, and let us know what you think in the comments!
Also in Wednesday afternoon’s round-up of news briefs, Rialto Pictures picks up theatrical rights to French company StudioCanal’s massive library for the U.S. Indie Eden heads to theaters. Animation distributor has Oscar ambitions for several titles. And “Digital Hollywood” producer is dead of apparent suicide. Rialto Pictures Acquires U.S. Theatrical Rights to France’s StudioCanal’s Massive Library The New York-based company which specializes in classic film re-releases, celebrating its 15th anniversary this year, has signed a 3 year agreement with StudioCanal to handle the U.S. theatrical distribution of over 2,000 international classics owned by the French media giant. The film library is one of the largest in the world, includes classic films by Alfred Hitchcock, Jean Renoir, Jean-Luc Godard, Jean-Pierre Melville, Claude Chabrol, Abel Gance, Vittorio De Sica, Alain Resnais, Mike Nichols, Jacques Tati, Akira Kurosawa, Bertrand Tavernier, Orson Welles, and many others. Megan Griffith’s Eden Heads to Theaters Jamie Chung ( Premium Rush ) Beau Bridges and Matt O’Leary star in the true story about a Korean-American teenager, dubbed Eden, who was smuggled into Las Vegas and imprisoned as a sex slave. She ensured her own survival by carving out power and influence within the organization that imprisoned her. Phase 4 Films picked up North American rights to the film, which it will release in early 2013. GKIDS to Offer 4 Titles for Oscar Consideration The animated distributor said it will feature four film to compete for the 2010 Best Animated Feature Oscar and the 2012 Annie Awards. The company is planning Oscar-qualifying L.A. runs in November for From Up On Poppy Hill , Le Tableau , The Rabbi’s Cat and Zarafa . “All four films are unique and wonderful, each in their own way, and we look forward to sharing them with Academy voters and audiences across North America,” said GKIDS head Eric Beckman. Around the ‘net… Michael Douglas to Play Ronald Reagan in Indie Titled Reykjavik , Douglas is in talks to play the 40th President of the U.S. The story takes place over a few days in 1986 when Reagan met Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in Iceland’s capital on an arms treaty. Participant Media will finance the $10 million project, THR reports . The Artist Director Eyes Paramount’s Will The Artist won multiple Oscars including Best Picture this year and he is perhaps looking to Paramount project Will . The story revolves around an NGO worker in Chechnya, Deadline reports . Digital Hollywood Producer Brian Gerber Found Dead Gerber died of an apparent suicide Monday. He was founder and organizer of Digital Hollywood’s bi-annual content summit, which aims to “bring the world of content creators into the fold of digital production, marketing and technology,” LA Weekly reports .
While the GOP gathers in tropical storm-plagued Tampa to Do That Thing They Do, this week’s new DVD selections feature a rallying cry against the status quo and an overblown, flag-waving spectacle based on a board game that, all things considered, is still pretty fun to watch. HIGH: #ReGeneration (Virgil Films; $19.99, DVD) Who’s Responsible: Written and directed by Phillip Montgomery; narrated (and produced) by Ryan Gosling; appearances by Noam Chomsky , Howard Zinn, Talib Kweli. What It’s All About: The film’s marketing suggests it’s a documentary about the Occupy movement, but it’s got a more ambitious agenda than that. #ReGeneration feels less interested in the economic roots of the protests than in the cultural underpinnings of Occupy (mass media manipulation, the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, corporatization, the crumbling educational infrastructure, our interactions with computer and TV screens instead of each other). Interview subjects include activists, intellectuals, high school students, the founder of Adbusters magazine, and just plain folks who feel somewhat helpless about their ability to change the world. Why It’s Schmancy: Packing such ambitious subject matter into 81 minutes leads to a certain lack of focus, but the movie ultimately stands as a rallying cry for the new “Me Generation” to rediscover a sense of community and to fight back against being turned into wage-slave drones controlled by shadowy figures on high. It’s also probably one of the few documentaries you’ll ever see that features critiques of the media from both the legendarily leftist Chomsky and Libertarian Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson . Why You Should Buy It: The bonus features are relatively meager, but the deleted scenes include more thoughts from the late Zinn ( A People’s History of the United States ), some interesting interviews with Japanese teens and their parents (who seem to be dealing with the same cultural issues as their North American peers) and the use of the phrase “Coca-Colonization,” which I kinda love. LOW: Battleship (Universal Studios Home Entertainment; $34.98 Blu-Ray, $29.98 DVD) Who’s Responsible: Written by Jon Hoeber and Erich Hoeber, “Based on Hasbro’s Battleship”; directed by Peter Berg; starring Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Rihanna What It’s About: Nefarious aliens follow a beacon signal sent out from Earth — stupid science! — and the planet’s only hope to repel the invasion is a cocky, trouble-making Naval officer (Kitsch) and his plucky crew. Will they save the day? Will Kitsch win the hand of girlfriend Brooklyn Decker over the objections of her dad, the admiral (Neeson)? Will this ludicrous but entertaining action extravaganza find an audience on home video after tanking at the box office? Why It’s Fun: Granted, a big, loud, stupid and expensive movie based on a board game pretty much encapsulates everything that’s wrong with Hollywood these days. But as big, loud, stupid summer movies go (and the fact that it’s on DVD before Labor Day tells you something about its fate in theaters), Battleship is surprisingly entertaining in its silliness. Despite its illogical story line, the hackneyed characters and the movie’s unapologetic, join-the-Navy bursts of jingoism, it never lags. That sounds like damning with faint praise, but how many other elephantine high-concept explosion-fests in recent years can make the same claim? Why You Should Buy It: The DVD includes the requisite making-of and meet-the-cast extras, and the Blu-Ray throws in a few additional ones, including the previsualization of an alternate ending and a look into the special effects and the legendary USS Missouri (which plays a key role in the film). If you’re looking for something to throw into your home theater system to show off the booming sound and the crisp hi-def images, this one will hit the mark. Alonso Duralde has written about film for The Wrap , Salon and MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network) . He is a senior programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival. He also the author of two books: Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas (Limelight Editions) and 101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men (Advocate Books). Follow Alonso Duralde on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter.
