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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘This Giant Man Needs 8 Hours to Sleep’

Bad news, tracker fans. Last night’s Thanksgiving-themed episode of Mike & Molly was a turkey in the fat joke department. I was expecting Mike and Molly’s family to crowd around the table, share thanks and then launch into a full-on fat roast about their lardy loved ones. Instead, we got the following paltry serving. What hath Overeaters Anonymous wrought?

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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘This Giant Man Needs 8 Hours to Sleep’

The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘They Called Me Belly the Kid’

Viewers who have been tracking Mike & Molly ‘s burgeoning relationship (and BMI s) were in for a treat last night when the super-sized sweethearts reached a very special milestone in their corpulent couple-dom: They said “I love you” to each other…and then had passionate make-up sex while wearing snakeskin boots. But who cares about the plot! Onto the fat jokes.

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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘They Called Me Belly the Kid’

Dancing with the Stars Door Prizes: The Hills are Alive-ish!

As Dancing with the Stars waltzes into its 11th cycle of glamor, style, and actually neither of those things, Movieline is commemorating the season with a new feature: Dancing with the Stars door prizes. Each week we’ll award three prizes to three dancers who deserved more (or less) than points. As for this week’s honors, we’re handing out the Carrie Ann Inaba “Diplomacy in Judging” Prize, the Len Goodman “Victorian Disgrace” Trophy, and — of course — the Bruno Tonioli Sexy Heart-Attack Award.

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Dancing with the Stars Door Prizes: The Hills are Alive-ish!

So Tell Me About Mike & Molly: A Movieline Premiere Week FAQ

The losses of King of Queens and According to Jim may have left you with a yearning in the pit of your stomach for a reliable, middle of the road sitcom and tonight, CBS tries to sate that hunger with Mike & Molly . The new project from Chuck Lorre premieres at 9:30 and promises all of the ingredients paramount to a working class comedy: blue collar comic actors (lead Billy Gardell hails from Pittsburgh), all-American settings (police station, school, diner) and familiar concerns that the middle class understands and finds hilarious (“That sandwich is a suicide with meatballs as bullets!”). Will those elements yield a new classic tonight — or just a retread of a tired genre full of tired Americans? Proceed to Movieline’s Premiere Week FAQ to find out.

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So Tell Me About Mike & Molly: A Movieline Premiere Week FAQ