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Gather ‘Round Ye Gawker Yule Log [Video]

We’ve got some punch to drink and cookies to eat, so we’re signing off now—though we’ll be back tomorrow! Until then, we invite you to gather ’round our very own Yule Log and bask in its warm glow. More

Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Cleavage For The Holidays

I was going to take the day completely off, but I forgot to wish you guys a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays (sorry been a little drunk on eggnog). Anyway, I’m dealing with a hang over now, but I wanted to thank all of you for reading Tuna and supporting the site for so many years. I know 2011 will be awesome year for boobs. Speaking of boobs, here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s tasty cleavage. See you guys back on Monday.

Bad Movies We Love: A Star is Born

Merry Christmas, medium-sized fockers! I’ll avoid yuletide cinema this week (since Alonso Duralde is assuaging your Kris Kringle needs with his “12 Days of Christmas” film series ) and commemorate Little Fockers thespian Barbra Streisand’s other worst film for today’s edition of Bad Movies We Love: A Star is Born . Just like Christ, see. A Star is Born co-stars Kris (Kringle) Kristofferson, Gary (OMG) Busey, and our nervous laughter. Recline in your love-soft easy chairs and enjoy this fresh bearded hell!

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Federal Reserve Examiners Tell Oklahoma Bank to Scrap Christmas Buttons, Online Bible Verse

KOCO-TV in Oklahoma City reported that Christianity was apparently offensive, government bank examiners determined in a bank visit in Perkins, Oklahoma. Federal Reserve examiners come every four years to make sure banks are complying with a long list of regulations. The examiners came to Perkins last week. And the team from Kansas City deemed a Bible verse of the day, crosses on the teller’s counter, and buttons that say “Merry Christmas, God With Us” were inappropriate. The Bible verse of the day on the bank's Internet site also had to be taken down. read more

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Did You Know Mariah Carey’s Mother Saved Christmas Last Night?

We’ve been sidetracked with Golden Globe news (and blues) today, so let’s refresh ourselves with an update from the Lord: Christmas is saved! I knew Mariah Carey’s ABC Christmas special “Mariah Carey: Merry Christmas to You” would revive yuletide cheer last night, but I didn’t know that Mariah Carey’s opera diva mother Patricia Carey would summon Jesus himself off a platinum, myrrh-dotted cloud and to his feet in applause. Get ready for the definitive, divalicious version of “O Come All Ye Faithful.”

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Did You Know Mariah Carey’s Mother Saved Christmas Last Night?

We’ve been sidetracked with Golden Globe news (and blues) today, so let’s refresh ourselves with an update from the Lord: Christmas is saved! I knew Mariah Carey’s ABC Christmas special “Mariah Carey: Merry Christmas to You” would revive yuletide cheer last night, but I didn’t know that Mariah Carey’s opera diva mother Patricia Carey would summon Jesus himself off a platinum, myrrh-dotted cloud and to his feet in applause. Get ready for the definitive, divalicious version of “O Come All Ye Faithful.”

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Emma Watson to Fans: Happy Christmas!

Emma Watson has taken a few moments away from her Horcrux search to send a message to Harry Potter fans around the world. The actress, who attends Brown University and seems as grounded as any child star could possibly be, has recorded the following video and sent out a stream of holiday wishes to fans. Watch it now and then chime in: What did you think of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ? Merry Christmas from Emma Watson (2010 Version)

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Happy Birthday, Emma Watson!

She’s a young actress that stays much farther away from the celebrity gossip world than counterparts such as Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens . But that doesn’t make Emma Watson any less talented or less pretty, as a THG staff member with an inappropriate crush on the Harry Potter star can attest to. The British beauty turns 20 today, and while we assume she’ll celebrate quietly with a few friends on her own, we’d still like to acknowledge her success and encourage readers to send in birthday wishes to Watson. After all, she wished all of us a Merry Christmas . Below, we’ve honored Emma with a photo montage. Enjoy…

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Mariah Carey’s Remix Album Canceled

Singer is ‘back in the studio working on some new surprises,’ rep says. By James Montgomery Mariah Carey Photo: Steve Granitz/ WireImage Mariah Carey’s planned remix album of her recent Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel — called Angels Advocate — apparently has been scrapped in favor of what her reps are calling “some new surprises.” The album had been scheduled for a March 30 release, but earlier this week, Carey fansite Mariah Daily Journal cited a management representative as saying the album will not be released. “We are looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album. The decision hasn’t been totally made yet. It’s a creative process that cannot be rushed,” the rep reportedly said. On Monday, a spokesperson for Carey’s label, Island Def Jam, did not directly confirm that the album had been canceled but said, “We’ve released a few of Mariah’s hot remixes on iTunes and Mariah’s back in the studio working on some new surprises.” Two tracks slated for the album — “Angels Cry” (featuring Ne-Yo) and “Up Out My Face” (featuring Nicki Minaj) — are currently available on the iTunes Store. The IDJ spokesperson did not elaborate on what the “new surprises” might be, and did not specifically mention plans for a Carey Christmas album. Her last foray into the genre, 1994’s Merry Christmas, was a massive success, and spawned the instant classic “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” a song which continues to receive Holiday airplay to this day. Carey wrapped her Angels Advocate North American tour with a show in Las Vegas last month. Related Artists Mariah Carey

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Rihanna’s Fat Bajan Bikini Ass at Home of the Day

I don’t know about you, but seeing these pictures of Rihanna on the beach brings me hope. No, not the kind of hope that I will one day crawl inside her fat ass pussy and die from the smells, but because there was once a pop star named Lisa Left Eye Lopez and Aalyiah who went on similar vacations back to the islands and never came back to pollute our radio stations again and they weren’t nearly as offensive as Rihanna.

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