Selena Gomez is joining the young vampire craze. And the actress is taking over for pal Miley Cyrus in order to do it. A rep for Adam Sandler has confirmed to E! News that Gomez will replace Miley in Hotel Transylvania , an animated feature in which Sandler will voice the operator of a high-end resort that caters to vampires, and who freaks out when a boy finds the locale and falls for the Count’s teen-aged daughter. She’ll be played by Selena. Other characters in Hotel Transylvania will be voiced by Andy Samberg, Cee Lo Green and Kevin James. The film is scheduled for a September release. No word on why Miley dropped out of the project. [Photos: WENN.com]
It’s been a while since we’ve seen hot tamale Vanessa Bauche stateside- the last time the Amores Perros star popped up on Mr. Skin’s radar was when she bared T&A in 2001’s Piedras Verdes . But Vanessa has not been sitting around watching her culo expand, oh no. Instead, the now 39-year-old actress has been busy sculpting, molding, and refining that culo into a superpowered SCUD missile of Latina hotness so powerful, it threatens to tip the balance of posterior power permanently in Mexico’s direction. And she’s doing pretty well in the tetas department too. More pics from Vanessa in Mexican Playboy after the jump!
You can’t text in space (not yet anyway), making it the perfect place for Danny Trejo ‘s Machete to get his slaughter on. But alas, we’re just going to have to wait for Machete Kills Again…in Space!, because first the suddenly ubiquitous Trejo (he has two movies out on DVD this week) is re-teaming with director Robert Rodriguez for Machete Kills , the second film in a planned trilogy. Shooting is set to begin in April and Rodriguez says he expects much of the cast to return, presumably skincluding Jessica Alba , Michelle Rodriguez and maybe even Lindsay Lohan , all among the lucky few left alive at the end of Machete (2010). According to Deadline , the plot for Machete Kills goes like this: “The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.” We’re just wondering how they’re going to top Machete ‘s Anatomy-Award winning scene where a nude Mayra Leal pulls a cell phone from her chocha. Perhaps that satellite should orbit Uranus? See more from grindhouse girls Mayra Leal , Alicia Rachel Marek and Lindsay Lohan (and her body double) with Machete (2010) right here at MrSkin.com!
The presidential debate last night was a shitshow from start to finish, with the crowd booing the fact that Mitt Romney’s dad was born in Mexico , giving a standing ovation to Newt Gingrich’s racism and booing Juan Williams for being black. Also shitty? Mitt Romney’s weird response to whether he would release his tax returns. The best part of that is in the video below: Here’s the mind-boggling transcript… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Slog Discovery Date : 17/01/2012 05:56 Number of articles : 2
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel , looks like you have company in the celebrity engagement department today: Mario Lopez has proposed to girlfriend Courtney Mazza. And she said yes! The 38-year-old Extra host and Saved By the Bell alumnus popped the question over New Year’s weekend in Ixtapa, Mexico, Lopez personally revealed to Us . “We took a long walk alone as the sun was setting,” recalled Lopez. “I told Courtney that I wanted the mother of my children to have their last name.” “She was silent at first from shock, then she leaped for joy and did a little jete!” “Besides our daughter’s birth, this was the best moment of my life!” Mazza says. The couple started dating in 2008 and are parents to 2-year-old Gia. They plan to marry in Mexico at some point later this year. Hooray! [Photo: WENN.com]
Here’s Stacy Keibler hanging out with that old dude from ER . I think his name is George Clooney, down in Mexico somewhere showing off her luscious long legs. I can’t believe this guy, not only does he get Stacy’s long legs wrapped around him whenever he wants, but he gets his own golf cart?!! WTF? Whenever I go to Mexico all I get is explosive diarrhea. *Vote for Stacy Keibler in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll
Note to Farrah Abraham: stick to being a bad teen mom. Because you make a really awful Twitter combatant. Over the weekend, this MTV reality star randomly got into a war of online words with Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, taking the couple to task for having a second baby out of wedlock and comparing their situation to that of various single parents on Teen Mom … nevermind Kourtney and Scott’s age, stable relationship and financial well-being. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant – The Pulse Now, in light of the backlash against her critique – seriously, Farrah, it takes A LOT to force people on to the side of the Kardashians. Well done! – Abraham has Tweeted a defense of her viewpoint, writing: 4 all who misunderstood: regards to kourtney K.~ I hope she takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children-takecare. Okay. Whatever. Case closed, right? Not quite. Farrah then learned of Disick’s response to her initial set of insults, which included a reference to her as “some s-it stain,” and non-sensically added: caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Sh-t Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT. We can at least say this: Abraham herself is an expert on NOT being a great parent: she left her child with her parents in Iowa in order to attend school in Florida; and she dumped her baby daddy prior to his death, only to then act on Teen Mom as if he'd been tragically taken from her. Moreover, if you hear the word "s-it" and you think of African-Americans... you're the one who is racist, Farrah. We hate to do it, readers, but we're obligated to ask: Which side are you on in this feud?
Pop star Britney Spears gave a free outdoor concert Sunday in Mexico City. The singer’s Femme Fatale arrived South of the Border for a ticketed show at Foro Sol stadium Saturday night, then continued with a free concert at the Monument to the Revolution in the city center last night. The event drew an estimated 50,000 fans. Here’s a clip of Britney, who just turned 30 Friday, performing: Britney Spears Performs in Mexico Mexico City’s leftist leaders have made large-scale public parties a populist hallmark of governments in recent years, arguing that many residents of the city are unable to pay exorbitant ticket prices for concerts or for vacations outside the city. The capital sets up landlocked “beaches” featuring sand and pools during the warmer months, and an ice rink in the holiday season. Both initiatives have proved popular. It is unclear how they scored a name as big as Britney Spears to perform at such an event, or if any money was paid to the singer, but it was 100% free for the public.
