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Sweet Black Love & Politics, now THAT would be a helluva reality show. A Look At The Daily Lives Of Barack And Michelle Obama Sure the Camel and Lord Beysus Christ are a major power couple, but there is only one husband and wife that runs the world, President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama . The POTUS and the FLOTUS have a lot on their plate from day-to-day. Meetings, appearances, interviews, raising family, and oh yeah, protecting the interests and growth of the United States of America. It’s not an easy gig, but these too make it look like a lot of fun! Hit the flip to see the Barry and Chelly work the crowd. Image via The White House
The infamous celebrity hackers have claimed a new victim: Octomom. Guess they’re defining “celebrity” pretty loosely as time goes on. The celebrity hackers , who struck this week and last, may be just targeting any individual who is remotely infamous or potentially hateable at this point. It’s certainly not about using the info to steal money in broke Octo’s case. Nadya Suleman probably has like no credit. Talk about a bad ID theft target! Most of those who were hacked have reason to sweat, though. The personal financial information of a shocking number of stars and government figures has been exposed. Even Michelle Obama was hacked . Other victims include: Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, FBI Director Robert Mueller, CIA Director John Brennan, VP Joe Biden, Tiger Woods, Mitt Romney, Beyonce and Jay-Z. There may be more. According to reports, the hackers’ website – where they’ve posted a lot of the stolen information and people have even “used” some of it – has a thing for Dexter . Vigilante justice. Doing away with bad people. That sort of thing. Maybe they just saw the Octomom porn and were repulsed.
As far as I am concerned…this is the new Harlem Shake…it is the new Twerk….is is the latest dance craze that perverts everywhere should be masturbating to….it is the Michelle Obama getting down with some big booty Hispanic chick on TV….to endorse making fat kids move….but all I’m seeing is sex….gyrating sex…..and I am so into it….Shake-a-dat-ass First Lady….so ready for the sex tape to drop…hopefully co-starring a little Hugo Chavez (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) pre-cancer politically leader gangbang….cuz isn’t that the whole point of the First Lady??? To lure in enemy leaders?!
Oprah Winfrey chose President Obama being elected to office as the biggest moment in black history of the last 10 years. There’s nothing more profound,…
Michelle Obama’s Oscars dress (by Naeem Khan) wasn’t particularly risque by U.S. standards … but in Iran, well, that sort of thing is JUST NOT OKAY! Fars News, a TV network in Iran, edited the First Lady’s dress in a story about her Academy Awards appearance posted on their website (see below). Note the digitally added sleeves and neckline. Oh, you clever Tehran TV editors. Good job shielding Iranian viewers from Michelle’s provocative outfit. Fars News states that Obama, who handed out the Best Picture award, was used as a prop simply because the winner was “the anti-Iranian film Argo .” Iranian Culture Minister Mohammad Hosseini lambasted it, saying, “The movie is an anti-Iran film. It is not a valuable film from the artistic point of view.” “It won the prize by resorting to extended advertisement and investment.” No word if they also altered Ben Affleck’s Oscar speech . Kinda awkward. In any case, Hosseini said America and specifically Hollywood has “distorted history” as part of what Iran calls a “soft war” of cultural influence against Iran. Another Iranian official labeled Argo “an advertisement for the CIA.” The semiofficial Mehr news agency called the 2013 Academy Awards ‘ top prize was “politically motivated,” citing the First Lady’s presentation of the award. Iranian officials have repeatedly criticized the Ben Affleck film, which has not been screened in any Iranian theaters (yet is readily available in pirated form). Still, Iranian officials were not the only ones to criticize Michelle Obama . The surprising presenter, appearing via satellite, instantly drew head shakes and groans from journalists who questioned the merits of such a stunt. “This makes no sense, it adds nothing to the show,” one was quoted as saying, while another surmised the whole thing as something of a “suck job.” “They threw all the campaign parties, I guess it was Hollywood’s way of acknowledging their continued love and support of the Obamas,” said another. To an extent, this is probably true, albeit not altogether surprising. She did look great, though, especially minus the extra “coverage.” Welcome to Michelle’s gun show, Iran. You and your nuclear ambitions can suck on that.
The family of a three-year old girl from east China’s Shandong Province can finally breathe easier. The child has been rescued from her relatives’ washing machine. As depicted in the following video, the girl and her mother had been visiting loved ones when the toddler was left unsupervised in the laundry room. Firefighters were called to the scene and needed multiple hours to cut it open and free the little one, who was unharmed and hopefully learned a valuable life lesson: Always send your laundry out to be cleaned. Toddler Trapped in Washing Machine
First Lady Michelle Obama calls her new bangs a midlife crisis. If that’s true, it’s a relatively tame and very fashionable one! Michelle, who debuted a new hairstyle last month on her 49th birthday , reveals that her decision to chop her locks was “my way of getting a little wild.” Hey, with the Secret Service around, one can only get so wild. Well, unless one is a member of the Secret Service. In which case, hookers galore! Anyway, “This is my mid-life crisis, the bangs,” she joked to Rachael Ray. “I couldn’t get a sports car, I can’t bungee jump … so instead, I cut my bangs.” Even President Barack Obama couldn’t resist giving a nod to Michelle Obama’s bangs during a speech prior to his second inauguration on January 20. “To address the most significant event of this weekend,” the Commander-in-Chief began, “I love her bangs. She looks good. She always looks good.” Michelle Obama’s bangs : Love the new look! Not a big fan actually! View Poll »
No wonder the U.S. can’t get ahead… The latest Republican moronic mouthpiece award definitely belongs to Alabama’s Rep. Mary McClurkin who thinks babies are the largest “organ” in a woman’s body. Via HuffPo reports : Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin (R) is pushing legislation that would impose restrictions on abortion clinics — a move that she argues is necessary because the procedure is a major surgery that removes the largest “organ” in a woman’s body. “When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body,” McClurkin told the Montgomery Advertiser on Thursday. “That’s a big thing. That’s a big surgery. You don’t have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that.” McClurkin’s argument actually undermines the “personhood” bills being pushed around the country by other like-minded Republican lawmakers. Those pieces of legislation argue that undeveloped zygotes are people too and should therefore be given full legal rights, thus making abortion — and even certain forms of birth control — illegal. McClurkin’s bill would impose stringent requirements on abortion clinics that could make it hard for them to keep their doors open. It would, according to the Montgomery Advertiser, “require physicians at abortion clinics to have admitting privileges at local hospitals; require clinics to follow ambulatory clinic building codes and make it a felony — punishable by up to 10 years in prison — for a nurse, nurse practitioner or physician’s assistant to dispense abortion-inducing medications.” There are five remaining abortion clinics in the state of Alabama. McClurkin and her allies have argued that the bill is not meant to stop abortions, but rather to make sure that patients who do undergo the procedure are kept safe. Opponents, however, note that studies have shown that abortion is already safe, and McClurkin’s bill would likely shut down clinics. “The real purpose of this bill is to make safe and legal abortion in Alabama unavailable under any circumstance,” Nikema Williams, vice president of public policy for Planned Parenthood Southeast, told the Montgomery Advertiser. Hospitals, for example, aren’t required to extend admitting privileges to doctors at abortion clinics, which would make it impossible for those doctors to comply with the bill’s restrictions. According to Williams, Mississippi physicians were rejected at seven hospitals. Sounds like Mary McClurkin is deserving of a HO SIT YO GOP A$$ DOWN! Facebook