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Lily Collins In A Swimsuit Is Good News

I guess  Lily Collins got bored of pretending to be an actress, and decided she might as well try to use her rich and famous dad to get her a better/easier gig. Because here she is pretending to be a bikini model for some new photoshoot. And honestly, I think it’s a good call. Lily’s actually got some real promise. I’m definitely enjoying watching this GIF on repeat way more than watching any of her movies. » view all 13 photos

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An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day

Here’s a little analysis without the analysis because I’m too lazy to crack jokes about bloated chipmunk LUPUS face…when you can just scroll through these screenshots or watch the below video of her insragram story – where she’s promoting some bullshit – to see that she’s got so many fucking injections in her face, she might as well call herself a Kardashian…and really she probably does when she’s at home masturbating for the Weeknd…it’s a fetish….like broken Disney kids are a fetish…. It’s no secret that girls everywhere are getting face injections, ass injections, implants…all to have instagrammable faces, bodies, etc….like a Kardashian… The Doctors injecting people with this shit must be loving the cash grab they’ve created…in what started with botox face freeze that is now weird reshaping…. I just hope the product they use causes cancer in 2-5 years and kills off all these vapid, superfical, vain pieces of shit…who aren’t hotter like this…but they think they are…with their instagram faces…. Just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t mean it’s cute…. The post An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that we all collectively wish Robert Kardashian, OJ’s friend and the accomplice in the Nicole Brown Murders, because he got rid of the evidence, followed his best friend who basically ruined his life, and did a little OJ himself…killing off the entire Kardashian clan, starting with his teen whore wife who left him for Bruce Jenner before he became a woman, and all of their kids…before killing himself… I mean he died anyway, he might as well had done some good, rather than the evil legacy he leaves behind… Instead we’re forced to look at their nipples.. The post Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Minka Kelly Bends of the Day

Here’s some Minka Kelly bending the fuck over like a little slut or whore trying to seduce men into paying her to fuck, only in the most lazy and barely seductive way….I mean as she scarfs down her cheetos, that they probably pay her to eat in public now that she’s fat, she might as well be taking a shit on the side of the road, because that’s how hot this is…and not in a scat loving pervert kind of hot, in a shitting is gross always, I don’t even like anal because of the shit, since it smells like shit, it’s not quite something erotic to me…. I guess what I am saying is I hate seeing girls get fat, or eating snack foods, when they should be maintaining skinny, since hungry means hungry in life, and Cheetos for the paparazzi is either an add, or a “I give up and people still like me this is LOLZ”…both terrible… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Minka Kelly Bends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked. The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick. For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down. For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall… Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun The post Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Ariel Winter is on some Body Positivity nonsense, with the whole fuck the haters, look at my ass, and despite being a troll, with midget legs and a weird looking head and thick neck, not to be picky, or to tear her apart, I just figure if she’s going to petition to be a body positive hero…we might as well fixate on all that is wrong with her, so that everyone who has one of those things wrong with them can feel empowered and become an instagram celebrity…or an actual celebrity…or post nudes on the internet..like we like it. I figure at 18 or 19, she can’t be all that bad, even though she is that bad…and I’m right…and this coming from a pervert who has fucked some disgusting things because my logic was “it’s better than nothing”…. I do not have the emotional attachment to this thing….I never watched the show…but I know people do..so let’s participate in this clickbait. The post Ariel Winter’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Goes to Cannes with Scott Disick of the Day

Bella Thorne and her sister are in Cannes with Scott Disick, because you might as well fuck the young hot thing, even if she’s not all that hot, but hot enough, give em herpes or seduce them into the party life, at the luxury villa, with the taste of Kardashian money living, the private jets and yachts and villa life…in Cannes or wherever the rich people are at the time…it’s living the dream…the coke fueled party dream…while drinking and being banged by older dudes…like she was still on set at Disney.. She looks miserable, he’s pulling then “dudes can fuck young girls because young girls have daddy issues and he’s famous so why not”…and I can assume she’s a better fuck than the Kardashian he’s knocked up a dozen times, like the rat she is….but that she’s probably annoying as fuck to be around, so you drink…grab at her…and drink… This is a pretty funny looking dynamic…I’m into it….. It’s nice being a old rich dude with booze – manipulating young girls with no parents because of the whole being whored by them – into sex…it is what all men aspire to achieve! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Goes to Cannes with Scott Disick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Goes to Cannes with Scott Disick of the Day

Bella Thorne and her sister are in Cannes with Scott Disick, because you might as well fuck the young hot thing, even if she’s not all that hot, but hot enough, give em herpes or seduce them into the party life, at the luxury villa, with the taste of Kardashian money living, the private jets and yachts and villa life…in Cannes or wherever the rich people are at the time…it’s living the dream…the coke fueled party dream…while drinking and being banged by older dudes…like she was still on set at Disney.. She looks miserable, he’s pulling then “dudes can fuck young girls because young girls have daddy issues and he’s famous so why not”…and I can assume she’s a better fuck than the Kardashian he’s knocked up a dozen times, like the rat she is….but that she’s probably annoying as fuck to be around, so you drink…grab at her…and drink… This is a pretty funny looking dynamic…I’m into it….. It’s nice being a old rich dude with booze – manipulating young girls with no parents because of the whole being whored by them – into sex…it is what all men aspire to achieve! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Goes to Cannes with Scott Disick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day

Germany has come along way from publishing Nazi propaganda…. Along with scat porn…and now bikini photoshoots with some babe I’ve never heard of named Robin, like the bird, who is should be labeled and acknowledged for how she is breasted, or nice breasted in bathing suits for the German magazine…. This is far less offensive than drawing Jewish accountants with tails…just 75 years ago…which really isn’t that long ago, if you’re 50 years old like me… Point being…Robin Marjolein may not be as good as Robin Marjolein in scat porn….but she’s less offensive to the Jewish people and the Social Justice warriors than Nazis….however..her Mickey Mouse gloves grabbing her tits bathing suit…is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION…she might as well could be shitting on the American flag…and fat chicks with Disney dolls in their car everywhere…would be less offended…. Good times. The post Robin Marjolein in Bathing Suits for Cosmo Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up… The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck… Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love! The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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