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Carolyn Murphy, Guinevere van Seenus & Malgosia Bela for Fashion of the DAy

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carolyn Murphy is the star of a model sex tape that got removed from the internet – and it wasn’t even that good – but I figure if you’re out there getting paid to model – you might as well release videos of you getting fucked – or taking loads or any of that good stuff as a way of giving back or having some level of purpose – since clearly..what they do for a living is ripping everyone off…it’s a scam.. So I like seeing them show tit in weird shoots for a VICE owned fashion magazine, even if she’s old…because I don’t know which one is which…I just know it’s worth looking at…cuz of tit. The post Carolyn Murphy, Guinevere van Seenus & Malgosia Bela for Fashion of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lena Denisova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

Posted on January 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I was doing my daily Instagram creeping research earlier when I stumbled across another Russian hottie I think would make a great mail-order bride. And since I’m too poor to afford her myself (well, unless I can find a buyer for my collection of mint Burger King coupons…), I figured I might as well share her with you guys too. So meet  Lena Denisova . If anyone wants to go in on this with me, maybe we can figure out a timeshare or something. A video posted by Lena Denisova (@lena_denisova) on Oct 19, 2016 at 2:17am PDT

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Bella Hadid’s Nipple for Paper Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In really exciting news…that isn’t exciting…but that is up there on “fake news” caliber of worth wasting our already too short lives on…. Bella Hadid, the bootleg Hadid sister, who is actually hotter than the retard looking Hadid sister, but who is a little more horse faced – but equally jacked up with face fillers, who is now on the rise, the new it girl, doing very important things like VS Fashion shows, because her dad…is rich and bought them their careers and the world is basic, easy to manipulate, when you’re in the center of that nonsense… This is for Paper Magazine, notorious for taking nudes of Kim K, because like all other media, they are trying to make noise with totally irrelevant, redundant, repetitive, bullshit photoshoot…but you can see her nipple…which is SUPER important…because if you’re going to look at rich, overrated trash, it might as well have a nipple… The post Bella Hadid’s Nipple for Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage… I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out… Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun… Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat… Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat… Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me” The post Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage… I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out… Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun… Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat… Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat… Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me” The post Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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A Thanksgiving Message from My Queen of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to live with these weird, religious, uptight, british people and every Christmas they would make us watch the Queen’s speech as some family tradition, before eating breakfast…it was their really boring tradition…. Well, when I saw this video of a Lohan making some insane statement with a snapchat filter, wishing you all a Happy Thanksigiving in her accent while talking about how busy she is…it reminded me of those days, only far more regal, relevan, important, inspiring even….you know words to fucking live by and watching her is something I’d want to make an ongoing tradition of, ideally in my bed, everyday because Lohan is not just my Queen that I worship, but my God… The post A Thanksgiving Message from My Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty….. Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom… This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits… The post Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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9 Funniest Vine Videos to Commemorate the Fall of a 6-Second Empire

Posted on November 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you may have heard, the final days of Vine are upon us.  Last week, Twitter announced that it will be discontinuing the Vine mobile app, and fans of six-second comedy the world over wept. Given the attention span of the average Vine user, they probably got over it quickly, but maybe some have been caught in an eternal loop of despair? Frankly, we have no idea what we're talking about, but here are some of the funniest clips tweeted with the #RIPVine hashtag over the past week: 1. “What’s My Name, Siri?” Vine iPhone use has officially peaked. You might as well just throw your new 7 in the trash. Wireless earbuds are dumb, anyway. 2. Chillary Clinton Vine “Greetings, youths. You know what’s totes on fleek this Election Day? Voting for a candidate who isn’t besties with Vladimir Putin! That broski has zero chill!” 3. Sneak Cattack Vine Cats are pure evil. Fortunately, they’re just as cruel to each other as they are to humans, so it balances out. 4. Flying Truck Fail Vine Okay, this one is less funny and more, “Holy sh-t, WTF just happened?!” We, uh … we assume everyone survived. 5. WTF, Richard?! A classic from the Vine vaults. Frisbee is not Richard’s strong suit. 6. #SuicideFairy Vine Some Christmas presents aren’t long for this world. There’s a lesson in here but about playing too close to open fires. Or something… View Slideshow

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Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old… I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks ….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”… So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same… Garbage.. The post Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Price Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katie Price is a known hooker, at least I assume she’s a hooker, maybe she’s not a hooker at all, maybe she’s a virgin who just made her career with her clown tits as a Glamour model…and for some reason an entrepreneur who branded the shit out of herself with her clown tits that at one point were much bigger and clown-like than they are in these pics of her in Barbados…but that she scaled down as she moved more and more into her old age….if you’re gonna go fake tit – you might as well go big fake tit….otherwise what’s the point of the surgeries…you know go big or go home… Not that you’re looking at her tits, while her pussy eats away at her bikini bottoms like you’d expect them to….after a bunch of kids…who will grow up with an interesting looking clown titty mom…one with a big head of obvious reasons (he has a retardation)….and all the cock that comes with being Katie Price / Jordan….not including her husband Peter Andre…who you’d never remember, but I do….because he was gay… I guess what I’m saying is that I have a long lasting relationship with Katie Price…and this pussy in bikini bottoms is lovely….possibly disgusting….but lovely just the same… The post Katie Price Bikini Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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