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Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Selfie of the Day

Greek Night Club Owner and Child Star – Lindsay Lohan posted this topless selfie pic that I couldn’t find on her instagram which means she deleted and we can all agree that the best thing about Lohan is her tits…they don’t look nearly as wrecked as she does… This is unfortunately, the highlight of my pathetic existence…or at least my day…because I am a Lohan fan for life…I am so glad that she’s started up on the self involved, narcissistic, exhibitionist selfie kick….I’ve been hoping for her to fall into this for a long time….I mean at 30…she might as well make as much noise as she can, the right way, which is trying to get dudes to jerk off to her again…not the whole Muslim brotherhood, arabic speaking because the Arabs pay her a lot of money angle she’s been into the last little while… I believe the world is filled with wonderment and excitement…action and adventure…magical ups and downs…and mystery that keeps us exploring and that’s just what you’ll find in Lohan’s panties..a vagina we all need to explore more and that hopefully this topless titty arm bra shit is a teaser of what’s to come…Lohan fan for life… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Censored Sahara Ray Tits You’ve Seen With Censored Justin Bieber Cock You’ve Seen of the Day

Sahara Ray is some hipster with fake tits – crackhead – party girl – drug addict – disaster – instagram model – with fake tits – who has been showing off her tits for at least 4 years now – so it is only natural that she’d end up in Hawaii with a naked Bieber – doing a “photoshoot” or just fucking – because when you’re a cunt like Bieber and you can bang out anything you want to bang out – you might as well go through every single one of them and the funny thing is all of these fame whore girls will let him fuck them, they crave that level of celebrity to validate their existence and knock them up so they don’t have to work, not that they work, but what is life after instagram model…it’s gotta be rich cum in uterus…or else what’s the point of all this self promotion and building your brand and marketing yourself through slutty pics – oh right…ego, narcissism, etc…. Where are the uncensored pics? Looks like a good time…the youth today..all private jets and paradise vacations…naked and fucking everyone….and anyone…good times..thanks porn. To see the rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Censored Sahara Ray Tits You’ve Seen With Censored Justin Bieber Cock You’ve Seen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day

Little Piggy, at least according to her dad, Ireland Baldwin and all her masculine 6 foot tall features that are offset by her tits – tits she’s putting out there – to the Sugar Daddies of LA and the world, because all other attempts at making it have failed – she’s been a signed model forever and nothing – so might as well try what worked for Em Rat Cow…because when you’re raised vapid, superficial and spoiled – celebrity is all you want…I guess.. I support this behavior… The post Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy TIt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the time I told a girl I would like a public toilet clean before she pissed on said toilet – if she’d let me see her pussy…I figured it was a girl’s bathroom, I was drunk, what was the big deal – I’m already fucking gutter garbage trash with a dirty fucking mouth – and parasites – might as well just do this stunt to see some drunk pussy pissing. Yes I’m that pathetic….well needless to say…she didn’t let me watch her pee…but a valuable life lesson was learned – always go second on a deal….because no one, especially drunk women…can’t be trusted…. The reason Lohan reminds me of that is because she’s disgusting…but I still hold her close to my heart…all sloppy titty, unemployed, bratty because she still thinks being Lohan is status or cool..and I guess it is. A novelty act for everyone around her who hang out with her for that reason alone…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe’s Tits of the Day

Camille Rowe is a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no nudity clause in her fucking contract…like she was Megan Fox…cuz nudity….as far as I am concerned is the test of how much you want success…your endurance…your ability…your talent…and how much you should get paid on real jobs…because you know bitch isn’t getting paid shit for this… I think she’s gone from France where this isn’t nudity – to Victoria’s Secret but I could be wrong, ultimately with all the pussy on the internet from porn to instagram who gives a fuck about the overpaid cunts like this…they aren’t hotter or better than the other pussy – they just get paid more for campaigns…which is actually something we should fucking hate them for. Call me crazy, but I like my hookers free. The post Camille Rowe’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe’s Tits of the Day

Camille Rowe is a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no nudity clause in her fucking contract…like she was Megan Fox…cuz nudity….as far as I am concerned is the test of how much you want success…your endurance…your ability…your talent…and how much you should get paid on real jobs…because you know bitch isn’t getting paid shit for this… I think she’s gone from France where this isn’t nudity – to Victoria’s Secret but I could be wrong, ultimately with all the pussy on the internet from porn to instagram who gives a fuck about the overpaid cunts like this…they aren’t hotter or better than the other pussy – they just get paid more for campaigns…which is actually something we should fucking hate them for. Call me crazy, but I like my hookers free. The post Camille Rowe’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

Please enable Javascript to watch this video Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media…. They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them…. So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards… I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr… I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you…. TO SEE THE VIDEO AND STORY CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Revisiting the Dakota Johnson See Through Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson had the biggest day of her life yesterday – she was topless on set of the new 50 Shades of pathetic women masturbating to basic and easy to understand erotic storylines that are accessible enough for them to not feel guilty about because it’s not officially porn – it’s literature – that might as well be porn – based on how it is used – but that is marketed to every drug store and check out line across america to taunt or titillate every wife and mother bored to fucking death with the life she chose – but unwilling to get off her ass and get her fuck on – so fantasy is her only escape because why live the life you want or think you want – and why do things that make you cum – when you can just imagine them from the comfort of your shitty – middle of the road existence…filled with average sex even shitty sex with a half hard fat husband…. Doing her dad Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s, stepdaughter Antonio Banderas’ and grandmother Alfred Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren proud by doing things her own way – challenging her natural talent – what she was born into – because tits for art aren’t tits – even though she’s already got money and a trust fund and doesn’t need to be naked in front of the world… Well – it turns out the bikini is see through…YOU CAN SEE HER VAGINA. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Revisiting the Dakota Johnson See Through Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Lady Screaming Rape VS George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral of the Day

These are the two best videos I’ve seen today…so I’m posting them here, I figure I have a blog, I run the site, I might as well keep it here in my personal diary to look back on in 10 years when I’m fucking dead to remember what I was doing on this day in 2016…or some shit, even though FACEBOOK has a shitty notification for that…in their quest to kill website stars…. Here’s George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral stepLINKS The post Old Lady Screaming Rape VS George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day

Here’s a shoot that makes perfect sense. Get girl glammed the fuck up with a ton of make-up, on set, dressed crazy, and give her a knife to put to her throat… It’s dark, it’s edgy, it’s art, it’s high concept, it’s idiotic noise that doesn’t make any fucking sense, it’s like they might as well thrown puppies at her, while she ate a pile of french fries out of a mop bucket, doing the ROBOT dance….because that’s what people are at right now in the messaging they are getting across in their photos.. It’s stupid…That’s it…just a stupid mindless shoot that you know assholes at the magazine think are brilliant, genius, GALLERY worthy… Fuck off and give me something new…this is an 18 year old child star from a stage parented family for a “cool” magazine that takes risks…so TAKE risks…fuck… The post Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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