Here’s a shoot that makes perfect sense. Get girl glammed the fuck up with a ton of make-up, on set, dressed crazy, and give her a knife to put to her throat… It’s dark, it’s edgy, it’s art, it’s high concept, it’s idiotic noise that doesn’t make any fucking sense, it’s like they might as well thrown puppies at her, while she ate a pile of french fries out of a mop bucket, doing the ROBOT dance….because that’s what people are at right now in the messaging they are getting across in their photos.. It’s stupid…That’s it…just a stupid mindless shoot that you know assholes at the magazine think are brilliant, genius, GALLERY worthy… Fuck off and give me something new…this is an 18 year old child star from a stage parented family for a “cool” magazine that takes risks…so TAKE risks…fuck… The post Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cindy Crawford was a babe in the 90s, she was the introduction to the supermodel world for a lot of perverts who jerk off now jerk off to supermodels She’s still got it going on and is interested in making sure everyone knows it, you see because it’s her sole responsibility to be as hot as she possibly can, otherwise her husband will just fuck other younger models, and probably does, but still, she should at least try to feel good about herself in her superficial existence where her looks weren’t just celebrated but made her millions… Which is probably why she’s already whoring out her tween daughter to the same industry, I mean might as well cash in on what she’s created, it’s just narcissism at it’s best…she won’t let herself fall apart…she is too vain for that.. The post Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know… They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate.. But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long. The post Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face. I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know. If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician). That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny… But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback. The post Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive…. Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday…. This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it. Magical The post LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know what they say: A story is not truly a story until it is discussed on The View. Okay, we may be the first website to ever actually say that. But the women of this annoying talk show still sat around on Tuesday morning and took sides in the Kanye West versus Taylor Swift beef. Late last week, of course, Kanye rekindled a feud that we thought died many years ago, rapping about how he made Swift famous . Swift didn't personally respond to this attack… until she won Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards on Monday evening and gave a speech in which she warned young women about those out there who will try to “undercut” their success. She might as well have been holding up a middle finger at Kanye, basically. There really isn’t much to debate here, considering how well Taylor handled West’s random attack – but Michelle Collins still tried to argue that it's actually an “honor” to be referenced by Kanye in a song. Fortunately, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg both shot her down pretty quickly. How did Raven-Symone try to claim that the death of Kanye's mother is actually to blame for the artist's many outbursts? Watch below to find out and try to decide if you agree with this panelist:
Connecticut Man Fakes Cancer For Fund-raised Cash A CT man pulled a scam on his entire community when he was strapped for cash. He raised over $20,000 pretending to be going through cancer treatments …when in actuality he was spending the cash at bars and fast food restaurants. Via MailOnline : A Connecticut man was arrested Wednesday accused of faking cancer to collect fundraising money. Investigators said Tyler Tomer took at least $22,000 from supporters who had raised the money in the belief that he suffered from stage three brain cancer. After the money was deposited into Tomer’s bank account, the con-artist made hundreds of purchases at fast food restaurants and bars and for recreational activities, police said, according to WSFB 3 Connecticut. Tomer, 29, told police ‘he needed money, and things got out of control,’ WSFB reported. Several benefits had been set up for Tomer, including a GoFundMe page and a fundraiser arranged by a Kansas City restaurant where his former fiancée worked. Police said Tomer shaved his head and took weight loss pills while the scam was ongoing, according to WSFB. Tomer was charged with first-degree larceny and first-degree defrauding a public community and is being held on $250,000 bond. SMH. The way people beg via GoFundMe these days, he might as well have just put up one saying “I’m broke and need cash” rather than trick all his friends and family like this. MailOnline
Irina Shayk is the leader of the Russian Muffia…..pretty much the top notch in the group of Russian models who were tall enough and hot enough to be taken out of the sex trade, working as hookers and webcam models, and put into the higher end industry. So rather than being killed by pimps and john’s being human trafficking, they get to go to higher end events and fuck higher end rich guys, making them live the good life, while the rest of the world doesn’t see them as hookers at all… So she’s leveraged a relationship with a very rich and famous Gay athlete…into a career in America and now she’s with an A-List actor…she’s made it…and deserves to make it because when you’re a superhuman in terms of looks, might as well use it to win than some other bitch… Well, she’s topless for Givenchy ….and I like it..makes me wish I could find a Russian to import of my own, who uses me for citizenship and money, because I don’t mind being used when it looks like this… A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Jan 20, 2016 at 8:12am PST The post Irina Shayk’s Titty Grab for Givenchy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter and she’s being exploited in some shitty music video that I watched on mute, wearing a thong underwear….in what I can assume is her attempt to pave her own career, without the security of her trust fund her dad’s set up for her, so that her days are semi-fulfilled, otherwise she’d just be a lazy rich kid…while now she can be a lazy rich kid who can pretend she’s busy because she gets booked to do nonsense once every couple of months and everything she does from going to the gym, parties, and everything else is a solid excuse to tell her dad she is working on her dreams of being an instagram model, famewhore, people follow and jerk off to…in what will never actually be a legit career, even though she’s got a great competitive advantage thanks to her famous athlete dad. Who cares, rich kids trying to get famous, cuz they have everything else, is just standard fare…might as well just look at her ass…while she puts it out there. I just find it creepy that she has a feminine version of her dad’s name. It’s weird. The post Josie Canseco in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .