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Karmen Pedaru in Denim of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karmen Pedaru is some Estonian model…I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one step away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade…the tall ones, like Karmen Pedaru, always escape though…to work a different sex trade, called the fashion sex trade, which is also a billion dollar business of exploited women from the factory floor to the Runway shows, all designed to sell clothes no one needs for too much money, because it has a perceived value and people need to spend their money on something- it might as well be a shirt… I am not hating on the sex trade, I like sex, I just don’t care about all these trying to get famous tricks, there are too many of them from all over the world and all of them, even the lowest level of hooker, are too good and know it, to fuck with me… So I focus on what’s important that is that she’s got PED in her name because I’m basic… The post Karmen Pedaru in Denim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce: Hiding a Baby Bump?!

Posted on January 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since she gave birth to Blue Ivy Carter back in 2012, Beyonce has pretty much been on round-the-clock bump watch. Reports of Beyonce being pregnant with baby number two seem to surface about once a month, but this time we have some reliable intel that may indicate that another color-and-plant named kid who will be born with more money than you’ll ever make in your life could really be on the way. TMZ is reporting that Queen Bey was spotted covering her midsection  while heading walking into a restaurant with Jay Z on Sunday night. It’s important to note that Bey was walking into the restaurant, so she probably wasn’t concealing a food baby. Obviously, you might as well start shopping for shower gifts, because Green Kudzu is clearly on her way any day now! We kid, of course. Even if the Carters are expecting (and that’s a big “if”) it may be months before we get any sort of official confirmation. Still, it’s hard not to get excited about the prospect of hip-hop’s favorite family expanding. Yes, Kanye, we just called the Carters hip-hop’s favorite family. And no, you can’t storm the stage and take the award away from them.

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Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her… So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks… If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself.. The post Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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(Fake) Kim Kardashian Baby Names: The People React!

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their son Saint . That isn't exactly the most common name on the planet, but it might as well be “Michael” or “Matthew” compared to what Jimmy Kimmel and his staff came up with for the following segment. Indeed… welcome to the latest edition of Lie Witness News! “We went on the street and we [people] them what they thought of Kim and Kanye's new baby's name,” Kimmel told his audience. “But the names we asked them . . . we made up.” Of course, as is often the case with this fun segment, the pedestrians interviewed went right along with what the fake reporter was telling them. “What was your reaction when you heard that Kim and Kanye just named their baby boy Kia Sorrento West?” one woman was asked. Replied the subject: “Thought it was awesome. I thought it was classic Kanye. I liked that it was different. Who else could come up with a name like that but Kim and Kanye?” That's a very good question. In this case, it probably says as much about Kim and Kanye as it does about the people being interiewed that the latter group so easily believes the absurd names thrown around below. Other phony monikers included “Fastest Gun in the West” and “Keurig Kardashian West.” HA! Read why Kardashian named her son Saint and then check out the hilarious segment now:

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Amber Rose Grabbing her Ass for Feminism of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good angle Amber Rose…when a sex worker, always play the feminist angle to justify your sex work, because you’re doing the sex work anyway, might as well make it some social and political statement that other sluts will get behind and that will make other girls on the fence of being sluts sluts…which works out well for guys who love sluts…which is all guys…until we all get aids and die…even though it’s not a death sentence.. Either way, AMber Rose is disgusting, sex worker, gold digger, sugar baby, trash….or not…I don’t find her hot… The post Amber Rose Grabbing her Ass for Feminism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Not Looking Like Lady Gaga for Billboard of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga is a massive star, with a huge fanbase, but she will always have that monstrous face…even though she looks totally different…maybe part of her bullshit over exposed silly antics was to rebuild that face…that weak chin…that nose… You know, if you’re going to do stunts for attention, you might as well try to make yourself hot doing them….she’s already got the money and fans…and people engaged..now make yourself something I want to fuck… I grabbed her ass years ago, when she was in fishnets…and I didn’t get hard…but I don’t get hard for much…not even “pop star tits” as part of a weird fashion statement…or artist statement…even though she’s not art, but rather just played out commercial shit…that is probably more science than anything…proven in that I know all the lyrics to her songs and have never actually listened to her songs…brain washers… But she’s looking better…and I guess that’s the point of this post.. The post Lady Gaga Not Looking Like Lady Gaga for Billboard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby… I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs… While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same… That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy… All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits.. I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits.. Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits… The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare. The post Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen: I Can’t Wait to Barf!

Posted on October 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen is pregnant with her first child . This means the model and husband John Legend will welcome a baby in the spring of 2016… that Teigen’s breasts are about to get bigger… and that she may lose her lunch on multiple occasions. But Teigen is prepared for the latter. “I am so excited I could barf 4-5 times a day,” the beauty Tweeted today, hours after making her pregnancy announcement on Monday night. Teigen is also aware that her appetite may change, that she may have some unusual cravings during some unusual parts of the day. She’s cool with this as well. “I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning,” she Tweeted as a follow-up. The model and Legend have been open for awhile about their struggles to conceive, with the former taking a few moments during a recent segment on The Fab to talk about her problems. “As many of you know, we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while now,” Teigen added upon confirming her exciting baby news to fans this week. “It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We’re so excited that it’s finally happening. “Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching!”

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Put On Blast: Future’s Baby Mama Aired Out By Music Exec For Angry Instagram Rant

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Future’s Baby Mama Put On Blast For Having Sex With Atlanta Music Executive Instagram might as well be Jerry Springer or Maury Povich these days. It’s the preferred venue of exposition for angry birds and emo negroes alike. In today’s episode of “Instagram Mad”, we have Future’s baby mama, Brittni Mealy, a ex-stripper who became enraged after hearing that a man she had been “dealing with” was telling the town that he chopped down her Freeband cakes for 56 nights. The cake-chopper in question? An Atlanta record label exec named Pierre “Pee” Thomas who works with the likes of OG Maco and The Migos. Last night, Brit posted the following photo and caption for all to see… She seems very resolute in the fact that she never gave Pee even a whiff of her box. However, Pee got some receipts! Flip it over to see ’em! Images via Billboard/Instagram

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Sick Burn: Grace Jones Thinks Kim Kardashian Is A “Basic” Azz Beyotch

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Grace Jones Calls Kim Kardashian “Basic” And Slams PAPER Magazine #BreakTheInternet Cover There are plenty of people who aren’t very fond of the shenanigans of one Kimberly Noel Kardashian West . One of those people is music and fashion icon Grace Jones. The eccentric chanteuse didn’t bite her tongue, nor mince a single syllable in her ‘Private Life’ autobiography when talking about Kim and the infamous #BreakTheInternet PAPER Magazine cover: When he took a photograph of Kim Kardashian with a champagne glass perched on her ass in an impossible pose like the ones he did with me over thirty-five years ago, I asked him why he was giving her – a basic commercial product – his ideas? This seemed to contradict his spirit of integrity, which he has protected for so long. Why was he repeating himself, just to give her a little flare of publicity, quickly absorbed by the next puff of self-promotion?” Well, he replied, ‘I got the feeling that if I didn’t do that photograph, she would have simply copied the idea anyway. I might as well copy myself.’ His ideas are are so powerful that repeating them decades later still causes a hell of a fuss, however temporary…He might have done it to wind me up a little as well. Which he did. Grace sound hella butt hurt. What do you think of her comments? Did her baby daddy disrespect her legacy by allowing Kim to re-create her iconic photo? Images via Jean-Paul Goode/PAPER

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