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Mila Kunis Is Angry Sexy

I haven’t seen Mila Kunis in a while, so I’m glad to see she showed up to the premiere of Ted last night. I’m not sure anyone wanted to show up to this thing. The woman has a special place in my pants heart, she’s hot, she’s kind of funny with the right writers, and she makes such sexy bitchy faces that I can’t turn away. I want to see her really mad at me for something. Do angry women frown on erections when they yell at you? Only one way to find out.

Mila Kunis Is Angry Sexy

I haven’t seen Mila Kunis in a while, so I’m glad to see she showed up to the premiere of Ted last night. I’m not sure anyone wanted to show up to this thing. The woman has a special place in my pants heart, she’s hot, she’s kind of funny with the right writers, and she makes such sexy bitchy faces that I can’t turn away. I want to see her really mad at me for something. Do angry women frown on erections when they yell at you? Only one way to find out.

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes… The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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Mila Kunis Saves Life of Employee, Remains Really Hot

Mila Kunis has come up with a new, effective way to distract the gossip world from buzzing over a rumored romance : save the life of a 50-year old employee inside your home. Authorities tell TMZ that’s exactly what happened on Saturday, as an unidentified man who works for Kunis collapsed at her Los Anegles residence, seizing, choking and coughing up blood. The actress reportedly rushed into action, telling a friend to dial 911 and turning over the man’s head )so that he wouldn’t choke), while another friend shoved a wallet into his mouth to prevent tongue swallowing. Talk about quick thinking! Paramedics eventually arrived on the scene and transported the man to the hospital, where he’s already made a full recovery. Late last month, Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey played hero in a similar way, coming to the aid of a motorist following a horrific car accident. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Mila Kunis Labels Ashton Kutcher Dating Rumor "Absurd"

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis spent all of last weekend together on a getaway. An insider says the actor has always thought of his former That 70s Show co-star s a “goddess.” They are both EXTREMELY good looking. But Kunis and Kutcher as a couple?!? Please, the actress says. Kunis responded to the rumors that she’s dating Kutcher by telling Extra , during a stop in Las Vegas yesterday for CineCon to promote her role in the upcoming Oz: Great and Powerful , that the possibility is “absurd.” Yes, the two have been hanging out – but Mila has a simple explanation for the time they spend together: “A friend is a friend,” she told the entertainment news show. Still, a different source says otherwise. “They’re both single, having fun,” a mole tells People . “There’s nothing serious going on – just friends having fun.” Translation: uglies are being bumped. Darn you, Ashton. But at least we can stare at these Mila Kunis photos for awhile. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Mila Kunis Gets Seriously Leggy

I thought that Lindsay Lohan was going to be the leggiest post of the day today, that was until I found these pictures of a gorgeous Mila Kunis at some event the other night. I love a hot woman in sexy business short shorts and heels, it just looks so professional. I’m not cool with the rumors that she might be banging Demi Moore’s ex-husband, but at least we’re getting a good look at those sexy legs.

Mila Kunis’ Spandex Outfit Needs Work

I’m not sure how you would know this, but I’m hungover as hell today and these pictures of Mila Kunis are suppose to make me feel better. They aren’t doing the trick. Pictures of a celebrity in spandex pants and a dumpy shirt aren’t exactly the greatest hangover cure apparently. Anyhow, we haven’t seen her in a while so I thought I should post them anyway. Not impressed.

Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket: The Foxy 4 [PICS]

We’re almost there, y’all. We’ve reached our semi-final round in Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket ,with our Foxy 4 representing their divisions with pride and more than a little bit of heat. But that should come as no surprise- you don’t get to the Foxy 4 by being lukewarm, now do ya? Join Skin Central after the jump as we break down the first red-hot matchup in our Foxy 4: Representing the A-Cup All Stars , it’s Mila Kunis Vs. The Chesty C-Cups ‘ Jessica Biel !

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Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket: The Enticing 8 [PICS]

We’ve entered into a new, nude round of competition at Mr. Skin’s Whack-It Bracket : The Enticing 8 ! The voting has been getting closer and closer as the competition gets more SKINtense, and once again, we were only half right in our predictions. Interestingly, while in earlier rounds an actresses’ nude scenes (or lack thereof) didn’t seem to matter much, in the Sexy 16 round many of our non-nude or barely-nude celebs like Kristen Bell and Sofia Vergara were defeated by their opponents with better nudity. (The lone non-nude holdout is Mila Kunis .) The people have spoken, and they want skin! So who’s going to go on to our final Foxy 4 ? We’re making our predictions after the jump!

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One Tan Can, Two Bitty Boobies, and a Nude Triple Play

We’re catching up with some stunning boob tube nudes this week, including nudecomer Stephanie Fantauzzi baring titillating tan lines on Shameless , Hanna Mangan Lawrence going two for two showing her two on Spartacus , and a triple play of nudity from Camilla Luddington , Jenny Lin , and Sarah Power , whose boobs received the ultimate compliment on Californication .

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