Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus. From Teddy Bear advocates who feel she has violated Teddy Bears by making them into PG-13, uncensored dance partners on MTV…because clearly they’ve never seen teddy based porn where teddy either has a strap on or gets cummed on…to everyone on my fucking Facebook feed. It’s at the point of annoying because of a few simple things…twerking is mainstream, college girls all twerk so Miley wasn’t shitting on black culture, she was just being a typical Disney chick…but more importantly it wasn’t hot…if anything…her twerk in and of itself was a shameful fucking twerk and that is what parents of her fans should really be appalled by…that and the lack of camel toe on her skinny little Beiber body… Here’s her dance from another angle and it’s pretty fucking bad.
Students in one rural Kentucky county, and their parents, are not what you’d call fans of the healthy school lunches touted by First Lady Michelle Obama. “They say it tastes like vomit,” said Harlan County Public Schools board member Myra Mosley at last week’s meeting, according to The Harlan Daily Enterprise . New USDA meal regulations implemented under the “Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010″ has long been a signature issue for the first lady. Denizens of Harlan County aren’t exactly impressed , however. Board members claim that have received bevy of complaints that area children are “starving” at lunch and for the remainder of the school day. Why? The food tastes like arse and there’s not enough of it. “Kids can’t learn when they’re hungry!” one parent shouted. Jack Miniard, the district’s director of school and community nutrition, was there to explain that the healthy recipes are now required by law. The federal government now governs both food choices and portion sizes in most American school districts including Harlan County, he said. Under the National School Lunch Program, Under the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, schools must provide lunches with certain amounts of fruits, vegetables, etc. Specific gripes involved the new bread, which students don’t want to eat because it’s brown wheat, and the new milk, which is skim or 1 percent fat. Two percent or whole need not apply anymore. The cafeteria’s chocolate- and strawberry-flavored milk offerings are now nonfat as well, per regulations. There’s also a calorie cap, another point of contention: 850 for high school lunches, 700 for middle schools and a mere 650 calories for elementary schools. Students can only have one serving of meat or other protein provided by the school. However, kids can buy a second each day with their own money. On the plus side (if you can call it that, and many residents of this county apparently would not) you can eat as many fruits and vegetables as you want. Across the country, students and parents have expressed dissatisfaction with the federal government’s new food regime and its rules and limitations. Some wealthier school districts are simply backing out of the National School Lunch Program, even if it means giving up a six-figure annual subsidy. What do you think? Do the regulations go too far? Or are they necessary to combat childhood obesity and encourage healthy eating at a young age?
Miley Cyrus has invoked many reactions via her Video Music Awards performance . The mother of Robin Thicke is confused . Rihanna and One Direction are unimpressed . But Hank and Marie Schrader of AMC’s Breaking Bad ? They are simply speechless. She’s doing WHAT with a foam finger? The giant teddy bears are on stage… WHY? There are many questions to ask as a result of this routine, but one thing is certain: The Internet user who created this mash-up deserves a cold pint of Schraderbrau. Breaking Bad Characters: Disgusted by Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus is so urban. Urban is so underground and if you don’t believe me, it’s being proven by Miley. being so Urban. Miley isn’t some sheltered rich kid who doesn’t leave her sheltered rich kid life. She’s totally street. I mean that’s where she learned how to tweak… Or maybe, tweaking, hip hop and all that other shit, is just played out now..it is mainstream. It is dead…but unfortunately for some of you Miley isn’t…but you haters are just jealous…cuz anyway you dice it, Miley is perfection to me.
Robin Thicke’s “Give it 2 U” music video has been released, and it features some familiar imagery from what viewers witnessed at the MTV VMAs. No, not Miley Cyrus Twerking . But not far off. Robin Thicke – Give It 2 U (Music Video) ft. Kendrick Lamar & 2 Chainz Suddenly, Thicke and Cyrus’ somewhat random duet Sunday night makes a little more sense, given some of the similarities with the video he just dropped. “Give It 2 U,” which features 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar, is jam-packed with Twerking, foam fingers, dancers sticking their tongues out … you name it. All that’s missing is Miley Cyrus herself, but she’s clearly there in spirit. Watch Robin’s newest music video above and cast your vote below … What do you think of “Give it 2 U”? Love it! As good as “Blurred Lines”! It’s decent, not great. BOO View Poll »
While the world is still reeling from Miley Cyrus’ gyrations at the VMAs, the dramatic conclusion to The Real Housewives of Orange County season 8 will hopefully take our minds off Hannah Montana’s Humpty Dancing. Did anyone else ever imagine Miley Cyrus and the OC housewives being mentioned in the same sentence? Yeah, me neither. Anyway. Let’s get to it with our THG +/- recap! Andy’s first question for Heather is about her house and the offer they couldn’t refuse. The model of their new house is built and they hope to break ground by December. Plus 8? Next he brings up Heather’s return to acting and Terry’s many attempts at joking his way through the stress of flying solo. Heather defends their on-camera fighting as part of real life after being together for 16 years. Plus 15 . A viewer makes the comment that Heather should’ve just given Terry his onion rings because he gives her so much. Heather scores points with stay at home moms everywhere when she says she’s actually providing him with a pretty fabulous life, too. Plus 25. Alexis blames the editing of the past four years for the reason Jim has looked like such a gross douche. Not the fact that he might actually be a gross douche. Tamra gets to show off her bling now that she’s a married woman. And their sex life is just great. Plus 17. Shamless plug for Tamra’s O.C. wedding, coming in October. Briana joins the ladies and Vicki says the greatest part of being a grandma is waking up the baby at 1:00 in the morning when she gets home from work. Never wake a sleeping baby, Vicki. Never ever. Minus 4. Ryan is currently in Afghanistan and everyone is counting down the days until he returns. When he retires from the Marines, Vicki says he’s going to sell insurance because he won’t have anything else to do. Then Vicki throws a blow at Lauri saying that she “earns her pay on her back” and “doesn’t work.” Ouch. Minus 2. Briana wasn’t happy with the way Ryan treated Lydia’s mother but defended him because he was apparently taking Vicki’s lead. She won’t talk about her husband who is overseas, but she’ll say she cleaned red wine and mud off the couch at the end of the night. Minus 6 Lydia calls her on that insinuation, rightfully so. Plus 8 . Now that Briana and Troy have moved out, Brooks still isn’t coming over to Vicki’s. They’re together but not together. Briana and Vicki say that the Brooks-can’t-be-here story was misconstrued. He was never not allowed at the house. He just wasn’t allowed at the house when Briana, Troy, or Ryan were there. And they lived there? Briana says that Brooks has proven himself to be a man she cannot trust around her family and believes he’s disrespected her and her mother. Vicki admits that they see each other occasionally but that Brooks has been disrespectful to her but won’t give specifics. Minus 14. The ladies give her grief for making excuses for him. When Briana continues discussing Brooks and says that Brooks discussed the size of Little Brooks, Vicki gets up and walks away. After a commercial break, Brooks joins the ladies. He tells Briana he’s sorry and she asks for specifics. He goes back to 2007 and says he’s sorry she saw an email between himself and Vicki while Vicki was still married to Donn. Wait a minute. Vicki’s still married to Donn. Eh. Technicalities, right? Briana has a bullet list of things she wants Brooks to apologize for, chief among them is a recording of him telling Ryan that Ryan should start hitting her to get her to fall in line. Minus Infinity. He blames it on drunken ramblings and Briana brings up the fact that she was abused as a child while the rest of the ladies attempt to skewer Brooks. Except for Lydia who turns into a crying mess and has to excuse herself. Brooks says the comment to start hitting Briana was taken out of context. Vicki says she’s done with the show and Andy has to call her back to the couch. She insists that Brooks has never hit her and that’s supposed to make everything better. They start to roll the montage of Vicki’s relationship dilemmas and Briana and Brooks are too busy going at one another for us to miss that entertainment. Minus 38. Alexis says that Vicki needs to listen to the tape so she can hear it for herself. Heather asks if Vicki’s reluctant to listen to the tape because then she’ll have to make a choice. Vicki doesn’t answer. Minus 12. Tamra has lots of thoughts on Brooks and Vicki and Briana. She’s threatened bodily harm to Brooks if he hurts Vicki. She feels like Vicki is making excuses for Brooks. This is Weak Vicki. Heather says that maybe this is the time for Vicki to move on from Brooks because she might love him but he might not be the right one for her. Vicki starts to cry as Briana talks about how this is the only source of “ick” in her life. Gretchen says she hates to see Vicki crying because she doesn’t want Vicki not to be with the person that she loves. Awww, Gretch. Tamra says that Briana has seen text messages from Brooks to Vicki calling Vicki fat and ugly and disgusting. Brooks and Vicki don’t believe that those messages exist. Minus 8. Briana tells Andy that all of this is coming from a place of loving her mother. Brooks says he loves her enough to let her go and tells her she should listen to those who’ve known her longer. Gretchen asks her if that’s what she wants and Vicki compares Slade and Brooks and everyone starts to feel grossed out by that comparison. Vicki says the world hated Slade and Gretchen says “well, okay, not the whole world…” Brooks says that the thing he has to do is exit Stage Right because of the turmoil his presence causes in Vicki’s family and friendships. He leaves and Vicki breaks down sobbing. Heather, Alexis, Tamra, and Lydia console her. Briana does not. Minus 40. As the reunion comes to a close, Andy asks for their final thoughts. Lydia says she feels like she’s been punched in the head. Alexis feels bad for a lot of people. Heather had a difficult, yet fun and exciting year and calls that the balance of life. Tamra had her best year yet. Gretchen was hurt by some of the friendships and says she’ll always defend her own honor but she’s happy to be engaged to Slade. Vicki is emotionally drained but remains a hopeless romantic. And that’s a wrap! Bravo, Andy Cohen. Bravo. EPISODE TOTAL: -51 SEASON TOTAL: -298
After weeks of anticipation, our favorite celebs have packed the Barclays Center in Brooklyn for the 2013 Video Music Awards and it couldn’t have come…
Lady Gaga’s VMA performance Sunday was one to behold, largely for the outfit she donned … which you can now see from a new, revealing angle! Lady Gaga VMA Outfit 2013 Basically, she wore a thong and little else, as the above below illustrates, with an unobstructed, rear view vantage point of her talking to Joe Gordon-Levitt. The two main takeaways here are as follows: We sort of hate Joe Gordon-Levitt. We love TMZ for posting this . Amazingly, especially considering it’s Gaga – this got relatively little attention compared to Miley Cyrus Twerking or whatever the heck that was. The PTC did call her out too, at least. Phew. Follow the link to check out last night’s Lady Gaga VMA performance of “Applause” … if you can take your eyes off of those buns, that is. Not easy.
While somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus was angering the FCC and the Parents’ Television Council, an estimated 30,000 people turned out for the 8th annual AfroPunk Fest … Continue Continue reading →
