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Miley Cyrus Can’t Twerk of the Day

Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus. From Teddy Bear advocates who feel she has violated Teddy Bears by making them into PG-13, uncensored dance partners on MTV…because clearly they’ve never seen teddy based porn where teddy either has a strap on or gets cummed on…to everyone on my fucking Facebook feed. It’s at the point of annoying because of a few simple things…twerking is mainstream, college girls all twerk so Miley wasn’t shitting on black culture, she was just being a typical Disney chick…but more importantly it wasn’t hot…if anything…her twerk in and of itself was a shameful fucking twerk and that is what parents of her fans should really be appalled by…that and the lack of camel toe on her skinny little Beiber body… Here’s her dance from another angle and it’s pretty fucking bad.

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Miley Cyrus Can’t Twerk of the Day

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Promise To Keep Their Pants On During Movie Awards Performance

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis will perform at the MTV Movie Awards, and they’re keeping their pants on. By James Montgomery Macklemore rehearses for 2013 MTV Movie Awards Photo: MTV

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Will The Avengers Assemble For MTV Movie Of The Year?

Superheroes clash with cowboys and teddy bears at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, this Sunday at 9 p.m. ET. By Kevin P. Sullivan Mark Ruffalo as the Incredible Hulk in “The Avengers” Photo: Marvel

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New Final Destination 5 Trailer Will Scare You Away From Bridges and Balance Beams

Acupuncture. Balance beams. Crowded bridges. Construction sites. Hot adult women who cling to teddy bears during low-risk medical procedures. All seemingly harmless things that will be ruined for you by Steven Quale’s Final Destination 5 judging by the horror flick’s traumatizing new trailer . Steel yourself, and check it out ahead.

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Victoria Justice Bikini Picture

I’ve finally got a shot of my new favorite wholesome hottie Victoria Justice doing something other than pose with flowers or teddy bears or unicorns or anything along those lines. Here she is in her bikini jumping into a swimming pool. I assume it’s from Twitter , all the best hotness happens on Twitter , not that I really care where it’s from, I just want to see her half naked. Hotness.