Despite her penchant for braless outings, Miley Cyrus has always managed to keep covered up when the cameras are flashing. So imagine our surprise when the behind-the-scenes footage from her skintastic photo shoot with V Magazine finally got us to bare-boobied bliss. After a thorough examination by our top-notch Skin Scientists, we are pleased to say that Miley did indeed slipple a nipple while modeling a leather jacket. See pics after the jump!
I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners…. I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out… I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.
I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners…. I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out… I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.
If you dig watching girls pump their own gas in high heels and short shorts, well, join the party. Because here’s Miley Cyrus showing that she’s just like the rest of us normal people, going to the gas station herself and ignoring those signs that say you can’t be on your cell phone at the pumps or else you’ll blow everybody up. Anyway, enjoy the leg show, fellow weirdos. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: Fameflynet
Candice Swanepoel’s mom celebrated her birthday yesterday, so everyone wish the uterus that built Candice Swanepoel, instead of aborting her, a happy birthday. Her vagina was ravaged in the making of a vagina you all masturbate to, and she should be celebrated for that. That said, looking at her picture and using my scientifically backed “Looked at the bitch you’re fucking’s mom before getting too serious, because the chances are she’ll end up looking like her, acting like her and aging like her because mom, although fat and scary now, was once young and vibrant, like the pussy you are sticking your dick in”…..leading me to think Candice Swanepoel may not be what she is now, in 20 years, but the good news is the world will probably blow up by then and we’ll never have to see it, so until then, Candice is toned and not muff gutted, her gunt is glorious not menopausal, so whatever she’s gonna age into doen’t really matter, because what she is today is all we care about.
I always find it funny watching Miley Cyrus try to be normal. You know doing the things normal girls do and hate doing, like pumping gas, and owning the shit, like she just won an Oscar. She’s been so coddled her entire life, that making her bed for herself is something she fucking celebrates, in what normal people may not understand, because normal people weren’t raised in a fishbowl their entire life, a fishbowl that will be solely responsible for her fucking crash and burn….a crash and burn we can safely say we hope involved her tight grip on a cock in a sex tape and not on the gas pump. All this to say, short shorts, long legs, heels at the gas stataion, or really doing anything, is my kind of softcore porn. Miley and her hip hop hustle done bring it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’ve done a lot of posts on Miley Cyrus in my day, so you can take my word for it, this shoot for V Magazine is by far the best one she’s ever done. It’s got it all: Miley topless, Miley showing off her booty, Miley giving herself a frontal wedgie and wearing a handbra. The only thing it’s missing is Miley getting one of each from a friend, or preferably yours truly. I’m willing to head into the studio if they want to do any reshoots. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture
My, my, Miley… Miley Cyrus Spotted Pumping Gas Dressed Like A Ho Miley Cyrus has been sold out of f**ks for quite some time now. That said, she still finds ways to make us stop and say “Damn b!^*#, is THAT how you feel?!”. Tuesday, the leggy, blonde, piff puffin’, ex-Disney puppet was seen pumping gas in L.A. wearing what appeared to be a hooker’s wardrobe, or a really bad Rihanna impersonation. There is a time and place for everything…we think the time and place for this lil’ get up is on an Atlantic City street corner around midnight or so. Ladies, what do YOU think about Miley’s slorey steez? Sidebar: Her twerking would have been much more entertaining if she had been dressed like THIS. Image via FameFlynet Continue reading →
I think I posted some of these Miley Cyrus for Elle pics, because I am the unofficial Miley Cyrus Fan Club, where all we do is Miley all the fucking time, like we were brain washed into this shit thanks to her bra-less, hairless, hormone therapy making her look like jailbait into her 30s ways. These pics may not be all that hot, spread asshole, or fun, but you know what, to me and my delusion Miley Fan ways, they couldn’t be any fucking better. That’s all I have to say about that…I’ve said too much.
Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit. And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit. I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals. You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial. Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end. You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that. Oh Shit. Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle…. Oh Shit.
