The way women’s magazines have been consistently out-doing places like GQ and Maxim lately, you can’t blame me for expecting a little more from this Miley Cyrus shoot for the June issue of Elle UK . I mean, sure, she’s showing off some airbrushed cleavage on the cover, but otherwise, that’s about it. I mean, where’s the garden hose, bikinis and trampoline? Obviously next time, they need to hire the little Tuna as a consultant. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture
The way women’s magazines have been consistently out-doing places like GQ and Maxim lately, you can’t blame me for expecting a little more from this Miley Cyrus shoot for the June issue of Elle UK . I mean, sure, she’s showing off some airbrushed cleavage on the cover, but otherwise, that’s about it. I mean, where’s the garden hose, bikinis and trampoline? Obviously next time, they need to hire the little Tuna as a consultant. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture
Miley Cyrus may be covering the June issue of Elle , but one look at the risque photo of this star and it’s clear: Not a lot is covering Miley! Eschewing a bra and sticking her hands behind her head in a come hither-like pose, Cyrus is sure to garner a great deal of attention for this magazine feature. Check it out now: In other recent Miley news: She loves Jennifer Lawrence’s haircut . She may or may not marry Liam Hemsworth someday. She smoked some pot a couple weeks ago.
Here’s Vida Guerra’s 40 year old ass in a bikini. I don’t know if much more needs to be said about it…. It is kinda an entity of it’s own, that speaks for itself in picture, where no words need to be said, just the confusion on our faces trying to understand what it is we’re looking at, is enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
If you’re wondering where Tila Tequila has been all your life, you know since she fell off the map when she lost her show and her mind and fell into a drug fueled downward spiral and I know you aren’t wondering where Tila Tequila has been, but more wondering who Tila Tequila is, because she’s that fucking useless….Well, she’s been honing her talent of magician who can contort energy for Youtube so that everyone things she’s crazy and that she gets a video with more than 100,000 views, since the last time that happened was years ago and it only happened because she stripped like it was Myspace and she just landed Playboy, the root of all this shit that is Tila Tequila. As amateur as it is, it’s all strategic, and I spent with Tila Tequila when she was at her peak and on TV, she didn’t even drink, and wouldn’t let anyone touch her or her hair. The highlight of her career wasn’t fake friends on myspace leading to a TV show thanks to MTV having no understanding of the internet or good content, it wasn’t when the show was cancelled, it wasn’t that barely anyone cared about her, I mean they didn’t even bother mocking her demise, IT WASN’T HER SEX TAPE she was that irrelevant…the highlight, as far as I’m concerned, is that she had this “Army” of losers, that had her back and singled me out one day on twitter…but maybe I’m just being selfish. make ti all about me. Watch her insane video that’s not even insane. Here she is modeling bikinis before she turned lesbian, lost her mind, etc….. BUY HER SEX TAPE
Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..
Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle and she’s showing off her perky little Disney Hormonal Therapy tits, that have given her 21 year old ass a more youthful look and feel….Disney has it all figured out. I mean keep the talent young enough looking so that when they start chain smoking to deal with never having a childhood, you know coupled with drinking, drugs and anything repress the pain, they can still be cast to play a 15 year old, if corporate decides it’s time for a Hannah Montana movie. I guess all that Lohan shit taught them to look into science. I mean if the technology exists, use it….like I would like to use Miley in pretty wholesome ways, if you consider anal wholesome, which I do…I mean all the christians holding onto their V card are doing it.
