Breaking up is never easy. Especially when you fail to heed the importance of Spellcheck . But splitting with your significant other can be hilarious, as these text messages prove . It can also be a way to test your creativity, whether you choose to break your loved one’s heart into a million piece via a poem, a box of pizza or some of his/her favorite song lyrics. So sit back, consider the following options once you’ve made up your mind to end it and remember: food is the best way into a guy’s heart… and also out of it. 9 Creative Ways to Break Someone’s Heart 1. A Delicious Dumping On one hand, you’re now single. On the other… you don’t need to share!
I can’t figure out if this is fashion erotica, or fashion racism, or if this has nothing to do with her straight from Africa, but no the Africa you racists are thinking, you know the dung shanty, AIDS ridden africa you send money to an adopted child, that really goes to a scamming Christian group…she’s more the top tier Africa with mansions and good living, I mean how the hell else does she become an Oscar winner…some fucking foster parent program? Naw dude, she’s rich. Just cuz she played a slave doesn’t mean she is one, in fact, I have a feeling she may own a few back home…. I guess what it comes down to is that nothing says Africa like an exercise ball..
You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.
Do we smell another rapper feud in the works? During an appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night, 50 Cent was asked to name the most “overrated” hip hop star of all-time… and he didn’t hesitate with his response. “Jay Z,” Fiddy replied. “He would say he was overrated. Rather be overrated than underpaid.” The artist was also asked about Jay Z’s prettier half after having admitted that he had an argument with Beyonce in Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve. “Her breath doesn’t smell,” the 38-year-old rapper responded. “But it’s one of those things, like the paparazzi were taking pictures of us at the same time, so there’s not really a right way to respond. You’ve just got to accept it. You’ve just got to have an expression on your face like, ‘What’s the matter with you?'” Host Andy Cohen also asked 50 Cent what sex with Kim Kardashian was like. “I never….,” 50 Cent said, insisting reports of a hookup were false. “We took pictures with each other in Australia at the 2008 MTV Awards and I posted the picture” and that’s it, he emphasized. That’s too bad. We can think of some other men who have slept with Kim Kardashian , however. Back to Jay Z, though: Do you think he’s overrated? Yes, totally! No way! View Poll »
Some time in the near future, George Clooney will marry Amal Alamuddin . But before that happens…he’s gonna go out in style with the most epically debauched bachelor party a 53-year-old has ever had! George Clooney Bachelor Party Plans The always-reliable In Touch magazine claims that George and his pals were overheard planning a full-blown booze and boobies fest at an LA restaurant recently. “His friends were talking about strippers, alcohol, and barhopping,” says one eavesdropper. “He seemed thrilled to hear that his buddies were preparing an X-rated celebration.” The planned end point for the all-night pub crawl is apparently the Spearmint Rhino Gentleman’s Club in Santa Barbara. But, naturally, George and company are keeping things hush-hush: “George kept telling his buds to keep the plans on the down-low,” says the source. “George says more than once, ‘Am I supposed to be hearing all this? Just surprise me!'” Once the earth-shattering bro-down of a bachelor party is done, it’ll be time for the lame snoozefest of a wedding. Naturally, we know nothing about the nuptial plans, but early reports indicate that Clooney and Alamuddin will marry at Downton Abbey …or at least the estate where the popular PBS series is filmed. Monumental, tassle-shaking bachelor party for him, cheesy public television ceremony for her. This has been a glimpse inside the mind of George Clooney. Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come!
O.J. Simpson’s longtime associate and former manager Norman Pardo says the disgraced NFL star got a raw deal, particularly involving If I Did It . He spoke out again Tuesday, on the 20th anniversary of Simpson’s infamous arrest for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. Pardo claims O.J. didn’t write the controversial book If I Did It , the 2006 tome which explores how Simpson would’ve hypothetically probably killed people . If he did it, that is. If. Personally, we feel that this alternate title and cover (above right) would have been more appropriate under the circumstances, but alas, we digress. According to Pardo, Simpson agreed to claim authorship of If I Did It after being promised a $600,000 payout by NewsCorp and its subsidiary ReganBooks. “I remember when that book was coming out. O.J. called me. He said, ‘Here’s the deal,’ because it was in the news that he was going to do an interview.” “I said, ‘O.J., don’t do it, it’s stupid.’ He said, ‘Hey, they offered me $600,000 not to dispute that I [wrote] the book.’ He said, ‘That’s cash.'” “I said, ‘They’re going to think you wrote it.’ He said, ‘So?'” “‘Everybody thinks I’m a murderer anyway,'” the Juice reportedly told Pardo then. “‘They’re not going to change their mind just because of a book.'” Amid public outcry, the project was yanked, and in 2007, the family of Ron Goldman acquired its rights to satisfy the 1997 wrongful death suit against O.J. So what creep was actually behind the words in If I Did It? “A ghostwriter for [the book’s publisher] wrote the book. [O.J.] was going to do an interview to say, ‘ I wrote the book , blah blah blah,’ and they give him money,” Pardo said. O.J.’s right about one thing in that people do believe he probably killed people – exonerated in the eyes of his Lord as he may be (in his warped mind). That book? Not exactly a positive PR move, however. 15 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People 1. O.J. Simpson O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, leading to the trial of the century in 1994-95.
Last time we saw Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio , I told you guys it was love at first sight for me and the Little Tuna. Well, here she is back again with another mind-meltingly hot photoshoot, and it’s official: I’m definitely in love. How can I tell? You know how people say love feels like their heart is about to explode? Well, I feel exactly the same way right now, only with my pants region. I’d better go tell my mom the good news.
Beyonce’s Blue Ivy Carter photos may be some of the most adorable things we’ve seen in years, but if recent rumors are to be believed, Baby Blue may soon have some cuteness competition. The latest issue of Life & Style claims that Beyonce is not only pregnant, but pregnant and betrayed , as a result of allegations that Jay Z is cheating with Casey Cohen . The tabloid doesn’t have the greatest reputation for honesty and accuracy, but given that Queen Bey has openly discussed her desire for a second child in recent months, another pregnancy certainly wouldn’t come as a shock. Some other claims in the new issue L&S (such as the fact that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana ) are a bit less believable: “Sources” tell the magazine that Beyonce had planned to divorce Jay but changed her mind after finding out that she’s expecting. “Beyonce knows everything about what’s going on with Jay Z and other women,” claims one insider. “Solange is pushing Beyonce to get divorced.” Frankly, we don’t think Bey seems like the type to stick with a cheater just for the sake of her kids or her public image. After all this is the independent woman who inspired the most important work of feminist art in recent memory…the Beyoncelogues: Nancy Millin: The Beyoncelogues 1. Beyoncelogues: If I Were a Boy One of actress Nancy Millin’s Beyoncelogues. Her dramatic reading of “If I Were a Boy” gives us a new appreciation for the song.
Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills currently has exactly zero cast members under contract for Season 5. There is no cast at the moment. The network effectively fired Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud after just one season, informing the pair that they will not be offered new contracts. Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump may bail for personal reasons, a threat serious enough for Andy Cohen to woo her personally in an attempt to change her mind. As for the rest of them? They’re less conflicted about subjecting themselves to more backstabbing, drama and cat fights. It’s all about the paychecks. Kyle Richards, Kim Richards, Brandi Glanville, Yolanda Foster and Vanderpump have all been offered new deals for a fifth season to air in 2015. So far, zero have agreed to return to the show. Lisa has made it very clear she’s on the fence because of the way things played out last season with Brandi and Kyle in particular ganging up on her. For the remaining four, it seems like the driving force is cash. Sources say negotiations have been intense, but productive, and that Bravo is actually close to finalizing deals for everyone except for Vanderpump. She remains a question mark, and money is NOT the issue. As for who’ll replace Joyce and Carlton, Faye Resnick has been rumored, along with the fiancee of Yolanda’s ex-husband Mohammed Hadid. For obvious, pot-stirring reasons on both counts. Real Housewives: The Ultimate Bikini Body Slideshow 1. Joanna Krupa Joanna Krupa is hotter than hot on The Real Housewives of Miami.
I remember Kellie Pickler when he played up being a half retarded inbred hick with no tits, who was hot enough for her grandaddy to “raise” the way backwoods girls are meant to be raised… She was from American Idol…I assume she’s gone onto wonderful high paying things, where she just continued to talk the same talk as her hick fan base, which happens to be the majority of the American population…I assume she was more the figurehead, puppet the label milked and prodded, but paid her more than the 5,000 dollars a year her possum eating grandpappy ever made… I think her greatest work was her breast implants, and I guess unlike her music, they are worth paying attention to when in a bikini on Vacation.. I can believe I just reached into part of my mind to cover anything that has to do with Kellie Pickler..all because she’s in a bikini top…but I did…and that’s pretty impressive blogging, despite blogging never being impressive, embarrassing yes…impressive…never. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
