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Miranda Kerr Because She Is Perfect

Posted on July 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s not exactly a brand-new lingerie photoshoot, but like any good supermodel, Miranda Kerr is so hot, she can show up in pretty much anything and still give me a serious pants fire. So here she is just going for a walk in New York and making me weak in the knees. I still don’t get how or why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, but hopefully some enterprising lingerie company will hire her soon and she can get back to melting our collective pants regions again. I’d do it myself, but for some reason, A-list supermodels are sketched out by companies run out of basements. Go figure. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sasha Cohen Bikini Picture

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, no, I have no clue why my favorite figure skater and bikini Instagramer Sasha Cohen decided to take a bikini selfie in what looks like an elevator. Because really, I have way more important questions to ask after seeing this. Like, 1) why aren’t there more where this came from, and 2) can I hold the camera next time?

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Miranda Kerr Does Elle Spain Good!

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is one of those models that’s hot enough to cause a serious pants fire no matter what she’s wearing, but I think this most recent shoot she did for Elle Spain might just be one of her hottest ones to date. Because even though Miranda would still look smoking hot in a garbage bag, I think I speak for all of us when I say we obviously prefer to see her in a bikini or better yet, wearing my all-time favorite outfit: a handbra. So enjoy these, while I go grab an ice pack out of the freezer to help cool me down. » view all 14 photos

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Barbara Palvin in Harper’s while Bieber Tries to Grind Lima of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know people who know Barbara Palvin…the straight from Hungary to stealing American jobs like she was a Chinese Factory filled with cheap labor..and they say she’s nothing special, just an average looking girl, who likes black dudes and the hip hop ratchet life, modelling because people pay her lots of money to do it… Her claim to fame was when she was used as a patsy to cover up for Miranda Kerr when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show two years ago, something that was equally twisted as it was perverted, at least on Miranda Kerr’s end, because fucking Bieber is like molesting a child…even if he’s rumoured to have a 10 inch penis… Where as fucking a model, when you’re Just Bieber, just makes sense, because he’s worth 100 million dollars, and that’s what models like…unless that model is Adriana Lima, where she rejected his advances last night…huge story… Anyway, Palvin is being marketed pretty hard, working a lot and here she is in Harper’s Bazaar…and she takes a pretty good picture…

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Miranda Kerr is Low Maintenance of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s so low maintenance that she needs a team of people to make her look like the bitch you see in the pictures… But more importantly, she’s so low maintenance that billionaires wrestle over her… Because models are only models in hopes of landing billionaires who want to add them to their collection.. Because billionaires really understand the needs of models, and models understand that billions of dollars buys nice things.. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about Miranda Kerr…and I believe them all..

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Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this lingerie shoot is for, I just know I like it and when I see something I like in an era filled with so much low grade shit…where a quality fun shoot barely exists and where everyone just doing things wrong…and with iPhones…I have to post it… YOu see I’ve been looking at shitty lingerie pics for years, and sure the girls in the lingerie pics were hot and all, but the concepts and set up was just lazy…just look at Victoria’s Secret, those motherfuckers have been the same for fucking ever… So when something comes along with some flavor…here it is… [gallery

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Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse. Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples… Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big… She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

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Eveline Rozing Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eveline Rozing is some low level fashion model you’ve probably never heard of…she’s walked a bunch of runway shows in the last year, so I guess she’s young and on the rise, but the fashion show scene pays fucking shit…it just means bitch is tall…and tall is fun to look at in pictures, not so fun to look at when standing next to them and realizing that they are proportionate and their shoulders are broader than yours…but they are good to have on your pick-up beach volleyball team… That said, she’s realized that the runway shit means nothing, the key to success is showing tits for photographers, and that’s what she’s doing and I guess it’s fucking working… You can follow her on INSTAGRAM because she’s hot and willing to show nipples for fashion and that makes her good enough to notice…

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