Everyone is freaking out about Miranda Kerr’s cleavage…while I am more into her butt shot that she posted…mainly because tits can be bought…and I guess in Miranda Kerr’s recently divorced and recently fired case…were bought…so that her billionaire boyfriends who have her on payroll have something to play with when she rolls through for her pay check… You see even the models who work and have money do the whole sugar baby thing…and I guess when you look like Miranda Kerr, and you made all this money from your humble Australian roots, directly propelled to a celebrity of her own, all from selling her body to brands…selling her body to billionaires doesn’t even feel like she’s selling her body at all..it just feels like she’s worth it…and maybe she is…I know..this ass pic is pretty amazing..
Everyone is freaking out about Miranda Kerr’s cleavage…while I am more into her butt shot that she posted…mainly because tits can be bought…and I guess in Miranda Kerr’s recently divorced and recently fired case…were bought…so that her billionaire boyfriends who have her on payroll have something to play with when she rolls through for her pay check… You see even the models who work and have money do the whole sugar baby thing…and I guess when you look like Miranda Kerr, and you made all this money from your humble Australian roots, directly propelled to a celebrity of her own, all from selling her body to brands…selling her body to billionaires doesn’t even feel like she’s selling her body at all..it just feels like she’s worth it…and maybe she is…I know..this ass pic is pretty amazing..
I guess I didn’t give Miranda Kerr ‘s funbags as much attention as she would’ve liked yesterday , because here she is at Paris Fashion Week again with an even more drool-worthy cleavage show for us today. Well, I’m definitely paying attention now. Two killer outfits in two days? Miranda must be trying to send a signal that she wants me. Or maybe I’m just hallucinating that part. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that second slice of pizza I found behind the couch this morning. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Since this Paris Fashion Week seems to be the gift that just keeps on giving when it comes to hot celebs trying to outdo one another in the cleavage department, now here’s Miranda Kerr showing off some serious skin. Unfortunately, her dress is see-through in all the wrong places, but I think you’ll all agree that it’s still pretty great. But as sweet as this is, I’m still waiting for Micaela Schaefer to come in and blow this competition out of the water. I’m pretty sure she’d show up wearing nothing but 2 buttons. Maybe 3 if she was feeling modest. So keep those fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR met up with international surf sensationand Sports Illustrated titty model – with fans everywhere because not only does she risk her life riding massive waves that make you look like a little bitch…but she’s also got a big round ass that you can appreciate even if you aren’t black…that’s why we call her An-Ass-Tasia..Ass is her name..literally. I like to assume she’s an anal queen because when you’re built like this…you gotta use your natural abilities to their full capabilities…especially when you’re a competitive surfer who likes to win – but I guess I like to think every girl is an anal queen, because they grew up on porn, you can’t get pregnant with anal, and most importantly – it is the window into a girl’s soul…and if any girl, not just one with an amazing round surf ass didn’t use it, they’d be wasting their god given talent… They were in Ibiza, I can only assume with Kate Moss, Liv Tyler, Miranda Kerr and Wyclef Jean…who were also in Ibiza…because why else would a surfer be in Ibiza, it’s not like people surf there…they just do hard drugs and dance…topless… Either way, this point and shoot snapshot series…is what vacation photos are all about…if you have a tight body like this to go on vacation with. My vacation photos involve more fat wife eating obscene amounts of food – offending everyone near her…. Here’s Anastasia..
Don’t let the vintage Ninja Turtles t-shirt (or the ridiculously short skirt) fool you, there’s no way Bella Thorne is old enough to remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In fact, I’m pretty sure she wasn’t even born when they first came out. So run away nerds, because that can only mean one thing. And no, I’m not talking about time travel, I meant it’s a trap. So just keep it moving. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com
Leave all the stupid gossip about her ex and that teenage lesbian getting into a slap fight for the other blogs, because it’s about time the rest of us get back to focusing on what’s really important when it comes to Miranda Kerr : her pants-meltingly hot photoshoots. So here’s her latest, and if you want to get into a fight with anyone, do it with the lucky bastard here who just got paid to live out every dude’s biggest fantasy. Now that’s something actually worth getting jealous about.
Things are looking “Superugly” for Orlando Bloom right now. Orlando Bloom Seeking Revenge Because Bieber Slept With His Wife Miranda Kerr Bloom was taunted by Justin Bieber, who posted a photo of his estranged wife Miranda Kerr briefly on Instagram Tuesday, after Orlando tried to punch him during an unexpected run-in at Cipriani in Ibiza. A source close to both stars tells BOSSIP, “Justin didn’t even realize it was Orlando at first until he said something smart to him.” Things took an ugly turn when Bieber asked about Bloom’s estranged wife Miranda Kerr. “He said, ‘Tell Miranda what’s up’,” the source tells BOSSIP of the moment when Bloom snapped and tried to jump on the younger entertainer. According to our source, Bloom’s anger stems from Bieber’s history with Kerr, a flirtation detailed in the tabloids last year after word got out that the supermodel (who was already a big fan of the Biebs before the two met that night) had a fling with Bieber following Victoria’s Secret’s 2012 runway show. Miranda’s friends snitched she’d even taught her and Bloom’s son to say “Bieber Fever.” After learning of their liaison Bloom tried to settle the score in April of this year by pursuing Selena Gomez, but the tactic didn’t work. “Orlando is salty because Justin was f*****g Miranda last year,” the pal told BOSSIP. “He [Bloom] went and tried to mess around with Serena and she wasn’t really with it. She already knew Justin was cheating and wasn’t interested anyway.” But despite the “homewrecking” infraction, our source says Bloom’s anger is being misdirected. “He should be mad at Miranda — she’s the one who went after Justin. She actually was kinda thirsty…” the source dished. “She was sending him crazy text messages, pictures. Some of them were nudes.” Ouch. That’s got to hurt. TMZ reports that , for her part, Miranda continues to deny ever having sex with Bieber: Miranda Kerr did NOT sleep with Justin Bieber after the 2012 Victoria’s Secret fashion show … so Miranda claimed at the time as did her lawyer. Miranda’s lawyer sent out a letter at the time rumors swirled that Miranda and Justin hooked up at a hotel after the show … when she was still with Orlando Bloom. The letter calls such claims “false and defamatory.” We’re told Kerr was as adamant as her lawyer at the time … that she did NOT hook up with Bieber. Apparently Orlando Bloom didn’t buy the story. The couple separated the following year. And it’s very clear from the story we posted Tuesday night … there’s beef between Justin and Orlando over Miranda. As for Justin … sources connected with the singer say he got all braggy when he talked about Miranda … which of course does not necessarily mean he was telling the truth. So she’s denying sleeping with Biebs that night, but what about on other occasions? Poor Orly… We hope he doesn’t drown his sorrows in the bottle — you know they say he be getting super slizzed. Do you understand where Orlando Bloom is coming from now or is he only making matters worse for himself? All we can say is… watch your back Biebs!
I really don’t care about entitled cunts bitch slapping each other over model hookers like the little rich bitches they are… But for some reason this story makes me laugh, only because I was told back in August of last year that Bieber fucked Miranda Kerr after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…directly from Miranda Kerr’s manager, and that was the reason why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret and why she broke up with the husband, who I was also told may be gay and who she had fucked many dudes while being married to him, the Bieber is just the one who got her fired… So now, Bloom and Selena Gomez are linking up, and for some reason they all end up in the same party in Ibiza, because there isn’t a whole fucking world out there for these idiots to go to different restaurants, and some faggot ass fight happened and the whole thing is so stupid you have to laugh… I hear after Bieber got slapped, he posted a pic of Miranda Kerr on his instagram…oh shit…this little girl takes no prisoners… What a fucking joke, I wish real violence and real “we’re rich as fuck and make people disappear” happened. Not pansy spoiled brat gangsterism…it’s so silly. It must be a joke.. Here’s the video…and to think there is war, ebola, terrorism, Genocide, going on in the world…when we can all focus on this…important news.
I didn’t think Miranda Kerr could get any more perfect after those pictures we saw of her out in New York yesterday , but this is one time I’m definitely glad to be proven wrong. Because here’s Miranda just leaving her building and still drawing a crowd, and I don’t blame them. I could stand around and watch this woman do pretty much anything. Although if I could choose, it’d probably involve bending over to tie her shoes or doing jumping jacks. Hmm, I wonder if Miranda takes requests. Photos: PacificCoastNews
