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Miranda Kerr Recycles Some Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bikini model Miranda Kerr posted these bikini pics to her Instagram…. I am guessing she’s hired a publicist now that her gig with Victoria’s Secret is up and she’s out there trying to promote herself as hard as she can so that all her riding Victoria’s Secret marketing budget to become a celebrity the last 6 years doesn’t go to fucking waste. You know, because she’s at her peak and can either ride the status quo as she slowly gets fatter and older. Or she can break free and create her own destiny, that will either collapse and she has enough money to still live the good life with her rich actor husband, or work and she will make a name for herself as someone who isn’t just a Victoria’s Secret model, whether through acting or modelling, just anything that isn’t Victoria’s Secret. So she’s been out there posting all kinds of pics from shoots, that are all a lot like her Victoria’s Secret shit, but I guess we should give her time to find her own style and sound. Like when she WENT OFF AND GOT NAKED FOR VOGUE … She’s even gone on Fox and Friends to show off her flexibility to the Republicans….What won’t this girl do… There is hope….

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Miranda Kerr is Spilling Out of a Dress this Campaign of the Day

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this campaign is for because I don’t fucking care, it doesn’t fucking matter, it is not like I am going to buy their stupid products for me or my wife, if they are paying a bitch 25,000 dollars a day or more to be on set for some garbage ad, I figure they are probably some overpriced shit you can probably buy a variation of at the local Dollar Tree, for a dollar. I am just into it for the tits!! The mom tits spilling all over the place. They are good.

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Miranda Kerr Gives Good Face

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret made a huge mistake dropping Miranda Kerr because here she is in a little video for KORA organics skin products and just her face alone has caused me to have a serious pant fire. Not many chicks can do that just by staring into a camera. I challenge anyone to watch this clip and not be blown away! Even you ladies!

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Miranda Kerr Nipple Slip: Two For the Price of One!

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is used to showing some skin, and lots of it. It’s kind of her career. This much, though, probably surprised even the gorgeous Aussie supermodel. The former Victoria’s Secret stunner, 30, was partaking in a photo shoot on a Miami beach as her sweater fell down and revealed her breasts! Both! Calling it a Miranda Kerr nipple slip, as many on the Internet have, is a bit of a misnomer, as nothing really slipped. In reality, her top just fell off. The point is the same, of course. Guys, you can thank us (and the wind) later. Miranda Kerr Nipple Slip

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Aneu Riba Jimenez Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aneu Riba Jimenez is a Spanish model I’ve never heard of…..and she’s posing in bikinis…which is all I really need to know, because it is all I really care about. I figured I’d post pictures of any girl in a bikini, she doesn’t need a modeling contract, or fame and fortune, the whole half naked thing is like a VIP pass to getting me to stare….not that any girl wants that VIP pass, there are no perks, no open bar…all I can do is share the bikini body with you…and we can stare at her together…like a bunch of perverts ready for a Bukkake, that is less gay than a bukkake, because we are all in the privacy of our own homes. It’s less gay this way.

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Fat Chick Jumping over Fire Pit Goes Wrong of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn… So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated. If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Tit Slip Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news….. Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”… You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”…. I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie…. Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits… Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love…. TO SEE MORE OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK To See More of the PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Booty For Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…

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A Whole Lot of Celeb Bitches Dolled Up at the Met Gala of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is anybody according to society was there…..from Miley Cyrus with her spike hair in some mesh looking thing to….. Miranda Kerr…. Jessica Alba…. Kate Upton in Green…cuz she’s a TANK…. There were so many more of these kinds of bitches all dolled up like it was prom….from Kirsten Dunst to Dakota Fanning, Anne Hathaway to Julianne Hough, just a whole lot of shitty people, who the world find important, reminding those of us who weren’t there that we are nobodies, and you ain’t shit unless you go to prom type events with rich people….who I would probably hate , if I was forced to go to it, I mean, if I was ever somebody, which I don’t really anticipating being anytime soon, because it seems like it is the fucking worst… So if you’re into dolled up famous sluts, click the link…the powers of the stepFORUM did a nice round-up. To See The Rest of the Pics Shot by the Paparazzi FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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