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Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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Kelly Brook Photoshopped for FHM of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doughy as fuck Kelly Brook got photoshopped skinny for her recent FHM shoot, and she looks pretty fucking good, if only she could walk through life, at least her big dumpy ass, with a photoshop filter on, because it makes her ridiculously huge tits that have led to all this fame, fortune and celebrity cock, the same tits that she’s been showing off for over a decade to get to this level of big titty fame where she knew to abort the baby and give it another go before 40, even if this level of fame is being shot for FHM, something I assume she’s done dozens of times before….but doughy or not, she’s got a good face, good tits, and takes a good pic and is hardly as trashy as the other glamour models she probably pretends she’s above and not in the same league as, even though she’s their fucking leader.

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Miranda Kerr’s Long Legs for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some High Fashion athletics starring Miranda Kerr, ex Victoria’s Secret model, mom and wife to an actor, doing sports all glamorous and shit, which is the only way I really like seeing girls do sports, you know cuz otherwise they look like fucking dykes, and no one like dykes, not even dykes….because they are too manly for their lesbian penis hating ways….shit…. I like my women either skinny via fitness, because for some reason working out is the hottest shit to see a girl do, all sweaty vaginaed in yoga pants, or skinny due to drugs, starvation and too week to run. But I don’t mind when they get all dressed up and pretend to do sports, at least not when they are Miranda Kerr, because this Vogue shoot is turning me on.

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Adriana Lima Lingerie Pictures

Posted on April 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret may have dropped Miranda Kerr , but luckily they’ve still got Adriana Lima to help pick up the slack. And here she is reminding us that she’s still one of the company’s hottest models with this awesome lingerie shoot. I do feel bad for her kids though — what are they supposed to do when the Victoria’s Secret catalogue comes in the mail? Those were always some of my fondest childhood memories. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Adriana Lima Gives Good Face Adriana Lima Forgets To Wear Her Bra Adriana Lima’s Breasts Look Huge! Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis

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Sara Sampaio is Hot For Elle Russia of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is some Victoria’s Secret model who while they are promoting aggressively so people get comfortable with her replacing Miranda Kerr, is allowed to branch out and pose for other publications, you know to help build her brand. It’s basic, effective marketing. So here she is in Elle Russia, all hot lingerie model bodied, in hot lingerie model poses, hiding her nipples in a way that screams she’d totally show us her nipples, cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is.

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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Sexy Supermodel Hippies

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not really a fan of music festivals. Last time I went to one, I’m pretty sure I caught some kind of fungus that started growing in between my toes. However, if there were girls that looked like Miranda Kerr , Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel at the festival, I’d be willing to catch an STD. Anyway, here they are at Coachella looking like super hot hippies.

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46 Non-Victoria’s Secret Pics of Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret Contract Not Being Renewed of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret. Pretty major stuff. The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on. Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on. Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is. In 2008, pre baby, I wrote this MIRANDA KERR ISN’T THAT HOT POST , I just lost my soul over the 5 years of being beat by the internet. To celebrate the breakup….here are the top 10 Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret to remember what was…..- Oh Right – all Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck….she’s better off without them…. FLASHING ASS and showing nipple, the way a model is supposed to….fuck Victoria’s Secret and they oppressive evil billion dollar corporation ways… Here are 46 random clothed and unclothed non-Victoria’s Secret pics of her….

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Catrinel Menghia for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know much, at least not about Catrinel Menghia, but she models lingerie and that may be all I need to know. The main fail in this potentially awesome shoot is that the pics are for catalog, meaning that all the nipple and sheer panties have been edited out. Keeping the lingerie all PG and shitty, but not as shitty as the panties a girl snap chatted me last night of her period stained underwear, but not where these pics should be, considering Catrinel Menghia is at the level of fame that she probably would have done this shoot with a spread vagina and hot dogs inserted in her ass…. But luckily I take what I can get.

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Miranda Kerr Boring for Mango of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have grown into becoming a Miranda Kerr fan, when she first hit the scene her weird broad face through me off, but her fit body that was shoved down my throat so many fucking times, made me used to it, and if anything the brainwashing marketing powers of the evil underwear empire, have made me think faces like this are the norm, and every other girl, who has an average width face is a fucking freak….. But I’m not a fan of this shit for Mango, a shitty clothing line, with shiity products, and even shittier creative direction, for a shitty shoot, that could have had a lot more Miranda Kerr in positions that give me boners, despite being a housewife mom, cuz she’s usually got that spell over me. It’s Boring. I’m posting it anyway.

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Miranda Kerr Does Mango Good!

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Miranda Kerr , which is way too long if you ask me. So here she is in a photoshoot for Mango looking her usual awesome supermodel self. And while I’m obviously digging the outfits here because Miranda would look good wearing just about anything, I can’t be the only one who was hoping that their “spring collection” included crotchless shorts and handbras, right? » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever Meet My Future Ex-wife Behati Prinsloo Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

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