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Miranda Kerr in a White Bathing Suit on the Runway of the Day

I like seeing Miranda Kerr’s pussy definition in a white one-piece bathing suit jacked up her pussy…even though she’s a mom…and that’s so weird for me….maybe it is cuz she’s not meaty or an outty….and more importantly, her shattered womb is tucked into place…or maybe I jut like white bathing suit bottoms especially when wet cuz on more than one beach adventure over he last decade I’ve seen full pussy I woulda otherwise never seen, like my stepdaughters, the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter, a friend’s hot wife, and a few girls I didn’t know but wanted to fuck’s pussy….maybe all that matters is that I like it…..

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Miranda Kerr in a White Bathing Suit on the Runway of the Day

Miranda Kerr and Jessica Gomes Work It Good

If you’re a fan of this site, you know that I like to finish off the day with some shots of a hottie. Preferably half naked. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr walking the catwalk in a really hot supermodel one-piece swimsuit. I know, how can a one-piece swimsuit be hot? Fill it with a supermodel, that’s how. I’ve also got some shots of one of my new favorite hotties Jessica Gomes in her one-piece and some fancy dresses. Between the two of them their legs are like eight feet long. I love it.

Miranda Kerr’s Behind the Scenes Pics by Terry Richardson of the Day

I posted these Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Pics a couple of days ago, because they are awesome, but in my defense, I know nothing about awesome pics, because I am a pervert not an art critic, so even if the pics actually suck, but feature a naked model, I love them…. It turns out Terry Richardson shot them and he’s pretty boring, predictable and I hate him for the obvious reasons, but since he’s shooting everything in fashion, always with top models, I have no choice but to pay attention, especially when he posts his behind the scene pics…..and doesn’t sue me for posting them, but more importantly, printing them, jerking off on them and mailing them to ex girlfriends….it’s a fetish.

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Miranda Kerr’s Behind the Scenes Pics by Terry Richardson of the Day

Kim Kardashian is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig, but unlike most pigs, unless you’re dealing with a weird farmer, she wears a bikini….a bikini that she poses next to old women in, or busted down sisters in, and that she posts to her own site that I am surprised exists and people care to visit, but I’m not surprised they photoshop her in…. The real significant or major difference between her and a pig, is that it is not legal to slaughter her….but it is legal to slaughter pigs…who are likely more intelligent but more importantly less demaging to society….. Sure a lot of pigs have accounted for food poisoning, or mad pig disease, but no pig has had the global negative affect that Kim Kardashian has…meaning their deaths all legal were less neccessary than the death of the Kardashians….and our only hope is that OJ gets them when he gets out…or that they get themselves…cuz they need to be put to an end… If you like fat spoiled bitches who don’t think they are fat or spoiled…these pics are for you…

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Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Miranda Kerr is strategically naked in Harper’s Bazaar, showing off her awesome body without showing any mom Labia or nipples, but still suggestive enough to remind me how I am making this a high fashion site slowly, and marking my fashion as being no-fashion, hoping it becomes all the rage….an anti-social, social networking, anti-fashion fashionista….who is in it for the tits….that is what my business card would read if I thought this was a business and/or got off my ass to make it one….Always winning when you’re DrunkenStepfather…… Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom, something I hate in women, even though I am a stepfather, is pretty fucking substantial!

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Miranda Kerr Rocks Some Sexy Bikinis

Obviously these are just your run of the mill supermodel bikini shots, if there is such a thing, but everybody loves this hottie so I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. Here’s Miranda Kerr shaking her money maker in a whole bunch of very small, very sexy bikinis, probably for Victoria’s Secret , but who really cares. Can you believe someone somewhere gets to take pictures like this as a profession? I’m in the wrong business.

Miranda Kerr Rocks Some Sexy Bikinis

Obviously these are just your run of the mill supermodel bikini shots, if there is such a thing, but everybody loves this hottie so I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. Here’s Miranda Kerr shaking her money maker in a whole bunch of very small, very sexy bikinis, probably for Victoria’s Secret , but who really cares. Can you believe someone somewhere gets to take pictures like this as a profession? I’m in the wrong business.

Danielle Harris Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Danielle Harris is an irrelevant Hollywood actor who does a bunch of straight to DVD Horror movies that you have probably never heard of….and probably will never really hear of….even though she’s doing her best to get noticed….from posting bikini pics on twitter….to doing segments on Dr Phil about being stalked trying to trick us into thinking people actually care….despite being 35 and pretty much old enough to throw in the towel and go back to being a Jewish mom with a rich Jewish husband, making babies and living the good life for her peers to gossip about…instead of humiliating herself by pretending she’s an actual actor…..

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Danielle Harris Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret August Shoot of the Day

Here are a bunch of pics of Miranda Kerr exactly the way you have seen her and so many other Victoria’s Secret models before….it is a cut and paste, always the fucking same formula that I hate, but can’t fully hate, because let’s face it, there’s half naked hot as fuck, even after making babies, which is so fucking odd to me, bitches being half naked….and to complain about that is up on some first world problems kick…as the real complaint is why aren’t any of these model whores bouncing on my fucking dick….whether it is too small for them to feel or not….that’s the real issue at hand…and not that Victoria’s Secret is repetitive shit…since everything in life is repetitive…even this post…I’ve written the same thing week after fucking week….there’s only so much to fucking say assholes….

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Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret August Shoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful. You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go…. All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day