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Gisele Pregnancy Hoax of the Day

I am confused. If Gisele is really a man, like her Brazilian “known for trannies” roots, her hard face, the fact Leonardo DiCaprio dated her, would imply, then why is she walking around with a pregnancy belly and outty belly button like she’s ready to fuckin’ pop

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Miranda Kerr’s Pantyhose Ass in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr was in a photoshoot that was designed for high fashion, but doubled as pretty alright for the pantyhose fetishists, except for the fact that all the pantyhose fetishists I know are more into wearing pantyhose and jerking off in front of the mirror, than fucking a bitch in a pair of pantyhose, so for them, this picture is to inspire you, you know, for you to get some new ideas on how you should be posing when you’re doing your creepy bullshit and for the rest of you, here’s some hot Australian pussy’s hot ass….

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Miranda Kerr Gets Cheeky For V Magazine

I don’t really know what to tell you about these pictures of Miranda Kerr other than it’s monday and shots of a supermodel’s ass is a pretty good way to start off the week. Imagine, that skinny f@#k Orlando Bloom gets to start everyday off like this. No wonder he’s a movie star.

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Miranda Kerr Old Topless Pic of the DAy

I was just talking to someone about how some girls get naked and it advances their career, while other girls get naked and can’t get into school or land jobs and are forced to be lowlife strippers, prostitutes, pornstars or whores and I guess Miranda Kerr proves that if you’re going to go out and get naked pics of yourself taken, make sure they are in black and white, cuz that way you can pretend they are artistic and not just a bitch whoring out for attention…Here is that pic….

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sexy Dance Goes Wrong

I don’t want to ruin this video by writing a bunch of nonsense, so just sit back, relax and don’t do anything you wouldn’t want a dead relative to see.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sexy Dance Goes Wrong

Miranda Kerr Is A Pompous Hottie

Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr at the Caulfield Cup , one of those annoying pompous horse racing events where all the women wear retarded hats for some reason. Luckily for Miranda she’s a gorgeous supermodel who could wear a steaming pile of manure on her head and still look like a million bucks. I’m sure there are perverts out there who would pay to see that.

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Miranda Kerr Keeps it Classy at the Horse Races of the Day

These pictures of Miranda Kerr are refreshing because she kept things classy and luxurious when she attended this event. While everyone else in the entertainment or celebrity world remained trashy as fucking shit, she managed to show up to an event looking like she just walked off the pages of some Ralph Lauren ad campaign and the whole thing really excites me, not because I’m so knee deep in sluts and garbage people, especially on the internet that someone seemingly wholesome is refreshing and sexy but because she is at the horse races, which happens to be a new addiction of mine thanks to the local Casino and their electronic horse race board, that is not quite as high society as the shit Miranda Kerr is at, you know with all the drunken french men, old Asian people, strippers and weirdos who show up at 4 am, but it is our own brand of luxury where I did walk away with 10 dollars in winnings the other day despite the Casino not cooperating with taking my picture and putting it on the wall of winners, or having security escort me out for protection from being robbed, probably out of bitterness because they hate people like me winning and the whole thing was great for someone who has proven to be a total fucking loser all these years, Pics via Fame

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Miranda Kerr Is A Hot Fool

Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr , making a fool of herself at some photoshoot, dancing around in her bathing suit and playing with giant balloons. It’s just degrading towards women

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Miranda Kerr’s Skinny Body in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.

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The Victoria’s Secret Models are Dropping Like Flies

The Victoria’s Secret models are dropping like flies this summer. Continue reading