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Anna Torv, Mark Valley to Split Up

They tied the knot in a secret wedding over the holidays in 2008, but it didn’t last too long. Anna Torv and Mark Valley recently ended their marriage, reports claim. The couple separated a few months ago. Torv and Valley met on Fox’s show Fringe , on which she plays FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham, and he played agent John Scott when the series began (he has left). The former Boston Legal cast member now stars as the lead on Fox’s Human Target . We wish them the best getting through this difficult, though hopefully amicable split. We’re sad to report that Anna Torv and Mark Valley have split .

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Brandon Davis Bashes "Fat" Mischa Barton; Actress’ Friends Want to Protect Her From Lindsay Lohan

They say misery loves company. Same goes for miserable train wrecks. Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton definitely need to hang out more. There’s so much ambition and success to go around, it’s like a rising tide lifting all boats. Or not. Sources say Lindsay, who’s “raging” over her dad’s engagement to her former BFF Kate Major (don’t ask) was in rare form this week, even for her. At Nylon’s 11th-anniversary bash, she partied with her gal pal Mischa, who got into an ugly (and rather public) fight with her ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis. Yup, a Greasy Bear sighting. Firecrotch was there, too! The seldom-seen ursine specimen later took to his Twitter page to bash the former OC star, writing: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer.” Wow. Classy. Not surprisingly, Mischa was hurt by Greasy’s words . “She was chain-smoking the entire night,” says a partygoer , who adds that both she and Lindsay, who have spent time in rehab, were drinking, too. “Mischa was never without a cigarette in her hand – and a puss on her face.” That’s more disgusting than the thought of Greasy Bear naked. To her credit, Barton called it a night around 12, while Linds was partying like mad ’til 6. “She was running around until 6 in the morning,” a spy dished. “She was on a terrible path as is, and her father’s antics are only making things worse.” Not that Mischa’s friends are willing to accept excuses for Lindsay. “Lindsay is not a good influence on her,” one says. “They should not be hanging out. Lindsay is an enabler, and that’s the last thing Mischa needs now.” No word on whether Lindsay herself is Mischa’s weed hookup .

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Mischa: Don’t Hate On My Yellow Banana Pants!

Filed under: Fashion , Exclusives , Mischa Barton Mischa Barton is standing up for her Chiquita banana tinted pants, saying if you don’t like ’em, don’t look!Yesterday in L.A., the former “O.C.” star blasted everyone who dissed what she called her “Easter outfit.”Unlike Jesus, some things shouldn’t … Permalink

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Mischa Barton — High & Waisted

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Fashion , Mischa Barton Former actress Mischa Barton proved how hip she is by pouring herself into stretchy banana yellow high-waisted pant bottoms, a belly baring floral top and a pair of “Wizard of Oz” red pumps in L.A. this weekend.Not matching is the new black. See … Permalink

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Mischa Barton is a Bloated Pig of the Day

I watched the OC back when every college girl watched the OC and I needed to know what was going on to fit in at every college party I would go to because they had the cheapeat drinks and the best, drunkest, slutty girls….the most common drunken conversation was whether Mischa Barton or Rachel Bilson were hotter, I know, I can’t believe I would have such pathetic virginal conversations, but they did land me some serious playtime with young pussy and it was worth it. Either way, girls would always say how Mischa Barton was the hot one and I just didn’t get it cuz she always looked like she does in these pictures to me. I always new she was a bloated sloppy pig of a woman just waiting until the show was off the air to let herself go and I was right…. I don’t know what’s going on with this girl, but I know it’s nothing good, but maybe gutter pig women on the verge of death are your thing, because they are usually too unstable and weak to say no to anal, but what the fuck do I know. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Love Happens?

As the two…err…co-stars continue to rock the premiere circuit for The Bounty Hunter , we can’t help but start to wonder if Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are really more than “just friends.” Besides the perma-grins and that oh-so-telling body language… The two can’t keep their hands off each other. Not that we mind. They look good together, don’t they?

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Meesh At Madeo

We hate to sound rude, but what is up with Mischa Barton’s outfit? It looks like something we would wear to a sixth grade dance. Hair is way too blonde. And make-up just looks off. Attention: Marissa Cooper… We miss you.

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Molly Ringwald and her Boobs Look Horrible of the Day

I’ve seen all the 80s movies and I don’t think Molly Ringwald was ever cast as the hot chick…I doubt guys every had crushes on her…I knew she was the weird awkward looking skinny chick other girls could relate to. So there was no surprise she’d age horribly, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this….seriously…this is the kind of girl you put in a rehab center with rapists and sex addicts to turn them asexual….lend her to Tiger Woods for a month and dude will be fine….or the kind of person closet case fags date so that they don’t have to dive into homosexuality but can test the waters thanks to her her broad shoulders and thick back… She’s doing Yoga, showing off some mom tit, not bothering anyone, so I am an asshole disrupting her quiet life that came when she escaped from Hollywood, one far less morbid than Corey Haim, but I do think people should think about getting her more work…I’m sure tons of movies need someone to play the school janitor…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Barton and Her Cellulite in Shorts of the Day

All girls have cellulite, even skinny girls have cellulite, it’s got something to do with their uterus and the way it makes babies, hell, I probably have cellulite…you know it happens when you’re fat as fuck, even when you’re a dude…so cellulite is really not a big deal or something to point out and laugh at, but for some reason, when it’s on Mischa Barton, who is already at the end of her fucking road and a sloppy mess who always had sloppy fucking legs, I find it pretty entertaining….it’s like bitch doesn’t give a fuck and still wears shorts and I’m not sure if that’s a sign of her not giving a fuck about what others thinkand embracing herself, of it it’s a sign of her just not giving a fuck cuz she’s given the fuck up… I never found her hot, it was all downhill from the kid puking on herself in the Sixth Sense, but maybe you did, so here are some pics to remind you that you shouldn’t…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Picks A Winner!

There are so many things wrong with this picture, we just don’t know where to begin… From the unflattering shorts… To the nose picking… We aren’t exactly sure what Mischa Barton is hoping to find as she hits an Beverly Hills park yesterday with her dogs. But, we’re pretty sure there’s no pot o’ gold anywhere to be found.