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Mischa Barton Still isn’t Dead of the Day

I guess it’s only fitting that a dying Mischa Barton would be at a make a wish foundation and not because kids are wishing to see her but because she’s wishing to get relevant work before she dies of a drug overdose or whatever the fuck it is she’s into that makes her look like serious fucking shit….and here are the pictures because I guess we should all take her in before she Corey Haims / Brittany Murpheys herself cuz sometimes celebrity life just gets you self destructive…. On a side note, I figure it’s worth mentioning that her ex-boyfriend seems to be doing fine without her – even though the fact he gets any pussy always amazes me – because here he is with his groupie pussy and her hot cleavage – I guess that’s what happens when you make teenage girl accessible music with the whitest most non-threatening suburban black guy around….and in all honesty Cisco Adler doesn’t irritate me at all – even though most people do…. Pics via Fame

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Mark Indelicato’s ‘Ugly’ Birthday Party

Mark Indelicato has a blast at his Sweet 16 birthday party with the cast of Ugly Betty at the Red Bull studio in New York City. Co-stars America Ferrer a and

Make A Wish Mischa

While supporting a good cause is well, a good thing, we can’t say that the outfit Mischa Barton is wearing follows suit. Mischa was out in Santa Monica over the weekend for the Make A Wish Foundation with the bohemian look on top and then below the belt is… er, um , Polo match meets Victorian?

Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton… Again

I thought we decided we were done with Mischa Barton , so why are these pictures of her on my computer this morning? It’s bad enough that I had a few too many gin and orange sodas last night, I don’t need to see this garbage first thing in the morning. There should be a farm or a ranch somewhere that we can send all these washed up, passed their prime celebrity chicks to graze until it’s their turn to be featured on one of those ‘Where Are They Now?’ TV shows. She is so rotten.

Mischa Barton Making Herself Look Alive of the Day

One of the bigger jokes that happened in Hollywood in the last 24 hours are these pictures of Mischa Barton trying to get herself made up, done up, cleaned up in this makeover. You see the last few months she’s been drinking hard, rockin’ a cocaine bloated face, she hasn’t been showering and I put her on the death watch, mainly because she looked like she was one night into a fatal overdose…like a fat swollen corpse but I guess she’s decided to step things up, shower and get her hair and make-up done, to show us that she’s not going to give up fully just yet, she’s gonna have at least one more night of beauty and glamor, where everyone notices her new clean hair and big fat tits, but I figure this look lasted a solid 20 minutes before she started sweating, jonesing leading to ripping lines in the taxi to get her fix…. One of the bigges jokes that’s happened in my life in the last 24 hours is that this is my fucking life….. Pics via Bauer

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Mischa Barton Makes A Sloppy Cleavage Attempt

Mischa Barton needs to go away, it’s been a good run, but it’s time to hang up her terrible acting shoes and call it a career. Here she is trying to get attention by squeezing her little boobs together in some sloppy hipster cleavage. Normally I’m all about the cleavage, but this is just sad. She needs to marry some rich dude who’s a huge OC fan and disappear into motherhood. Maybe she can pose for Playboy . Actually, people need to want to see you naked for that kind of sh#t. Whatever happened to that interview at Target ? Good luck.

Mischa Barton Smoked Out — Just a ‘Rollie’

Filed under: Mischa Barton Mischa Barton admitted what she was curiously puffing on the other day — telling us last night outside of Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills, it was nothing more than “a rollie.”According the the incredibly reliable Urban Dictionary, a rollie is … Permalink

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Mischa Barton Washes The Color Out Of Her Hair

Out with the old and in with the blonde! We spotted Mischa Barton trading her dark locks for blonde ones at the Byron Tracy salon in Hollywood.

Mischa Lights (Something) Up—Do You Care?

Mischa Barton, who had been charged with a DUI in 2007, was spotted driving around Los Angeles today puffin’ on something that doesn’t exactly look like a cigarette. This is…

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Mischa Barton Just Wants to Get High, Man

The Beautiful Life? Hardly. Mischa Barton, whose career has fallen on some hard times of late, was spotted driving erratically around town for hours yesterday, talking on her cell phone. On one occasion, the actress, who was recently sued for unpaid rent by her NYC landlord, was seen making an obscene hand gesture to a fellow motorist. Mischa then pulled over to smoke weed before heading into Joan’s on Third for a late lunch with a mystery male friend (probably some D-list alt-rocker). A troubled star needs that release … Maybe that’s just a hand-rolled cigarette … [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Following her DUI arrest in December 2007, Barton said she never wanted to do something so stupid again. With the exception of dressing like a hooker , she made good. For about 26 months at least. Note to Mischa: Marijuana and/or tobacco do not count as essential vitamins and minerals. Eat. Sleep. Get healthy and you might see 30.

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Mischa Barton Just Wants to Get High, Man