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Stella Hudgens Has No Pants on of the Day

Stella Hudgens posted a pants off party pic to her social media…because like all girls…she’s craving attention…when always in the shadow of her older sister….getting perks from it and thinking it was cool….but beneath the surface knowing she had more to offer in this fame game…and at a young age already knows to start bringing it…cuz it’s only fair….you know in most homes the tweens fight over the car….in the Hudgens house they scramble on who can get the most naked for the most exposure on the internet…and you know what…I think their family is doin it right and everyone else with their morals and values…is doin’ it wrong…cuz I’m posting on this one…cuz nudity is awesome…even when it’s not fully gaping nude…she is just 17 you know…give her a few years before the gang bang porn happens..so that way you won’t get arrested watching it.

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Miley Gets Hot for Cosmo of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in the latest Cosmo and she looks fucking awesome…but I may just be saying that because I think I love her…at least in pictures cuz unlike all you haters calling her a dyke with her dyke hair…I am a contemporary thinker who is down with the youth, their styles and the time in some finger on the pulse shit…and I also know first hand…thanks to alopecia and one of my first girlfriends that no one but me wanted thanks to alopecia…. that cumming on a girl with a bald head’s bald head is a glorious fucking experience,…even if in Miley’s case it’s just half of her head… The reality is that even if she was dyking out or holding hands with another girl at the farmer’s market buying organ vegan food….wearing a prosthetic cock like she was Chaz Bono….I’d still be into this cuz she’s built exactly how I like em built….and when in picture we don’t have to deal with all her miserable and horrible flaws….miserable and horrible flaws I’d be more than happy to K-Fed.

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Olivia Newton John John Travolta’s Cash Grab Ruins Xmas of the Day

I heard about this miserable John Travolta and Olivia Newton John cash grab…because neither are rich enough and figure they might as relive their Grease fame like this was still the 70s…and the only sad thing about it isn’t that they just raped and shat on Christmas…typical Scientologist behavior…but that the didn’t feature his dead son and her awesome crackhead daughter…because at least it reminds us that as much as they punish us…God has punished them too…they’re just rich… This is the worst…but America will love it…and it is an excuse to plug…. . FOR AN E A VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

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Jennifer Lawrence is Funny for W of the Day

Fashion is some clowning shit, especially when fashion does some “high concept” bullshit, that isn’t high concept at all, but that all the idiots with no vision think is high concept, and beautiful imagery, because they are try hard retards who will consume any crap someone shits out and calls art or fashion…since it adds some flavor to their miserable existance..but I think it is funny, even if I prefer my art to be way more high concept like spread vagina, with midgets, homeless men and snowmans being built….you know if we are gonna be clowns about shit, let’s a least go big and be fun about it….not that Jennifer Lawrence hiding her tits to pose with birds isn’t fun…it just doesn’t make sense in its weirdness kinda like how it didn’t make sense that she was Academy Award nominated at 12 and instead of being the next great American Actress, she became the next franchise queen Kristen Stewart….kids these days have their morals all fucked up

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Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes… The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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Vanessa Hudgens Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be nothing special…her body may be nothing great…but for some reason I post pics of the bitch daily and since I new she was in Australia…I was waiting for these…so hot or not…none nude or not…interesting or not….she’s all up in her boyfriend cuz she’s trying to get pregnant…it’s trendy and she’ll never be alone again…despite what her mom body will lead you to think she deserves to be…..and I appreciate watching…cuz I’m hungover and got nothing better going on…and her cellulite inspires me to drink more…which works with my miserable lifestyle…

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Scarlett Johansson Covers Interview Magazine of the Day

Scarlett Johansson, or Scarjo as she’s known to her closest and dearest friends…..is photoshopped to shit on the cover of the latest Interview magazine…wearing some Madonna from the 80s inspired underwear, looking thin, hot and ready to marry you he divorce you forcing you to fuck hotter bitches than her…..and I’m posting it because I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson’s titties in nude cellphone pics, and any girl who takes nude cell pics and doesn’t whine about it like an annoying cunt, but instead gets the dude behind it arrested, while letting all of us celebrate the pics, is a role model to me….seriously. She handled the nude pics better than every other nude pic scandal I’ve dealt withi on this miserable blog. In fact, nude cellphone pics are a fucking currency to me…I accept it as payment from all favors and tasks, from shoveling driveways this winter, to helping you with your high school homework….

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Miserable Thing of the Day: Nobody does Monday like Misery…

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Miserable Thing of the Day: Nobody does Monday like Misery Bear . [ thanks nat! ] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 14/02/2011 21:20 Number of articles : 2

Miserable Thing of the Day: Nobody does Monday like Misery…

2011 Bolton vs Chelsea highlights 0:4

Chelsea#39;s Florent Malouda (C) celebrates scoring against Bolton Wanderers during English Premier League football match at The Reebok Stadium in Bolton. Chelsea won 4-0. Didier Drogba, Florent Malouda, Nicolas Anelka and Ramires were all on target as Chelsea ended their miserable run of away form with a 4-0 victory at Bolton here on Monday to keep alive their dim hopes of the Premier League title. Carlo Ancelotti#39;s side had fallen away from contention for the title with a record of one

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Lady Gaga’s Ass Pants Go Shopping of the Day

Knowing I grabbed this is miserable. Knowing Gaga is unhappy people stopped talking about her so she staged this stunt and I’m talking about her is even more miserable than knowing I grabbed this ass, but then again grabbing ass, whether it is on a celebrity or not, whether it is on a monster looking bitch or not, is never really that miserable, even if it makes you want to throw up. It’s always kind of entertaining even if it is not erotic…. What it comes down to is that Lady Gaga is a vile circus freak, trying so hard to be relevant like she was Madonna and she’s ugly as fuck, but unfortunately that’s never stopped me for checking out an ass when it’s on display and that shouldn’t stop you. Here are the miserable pics…

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